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The Ducks of Doom, Volume 5
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Price: Free! Words: 72,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Hank and the Camels of the Negevs attempt to invade the Canaanite city of Bucket by hiding in a giant haggis. Allura is abducted by guardian aliens. Edwardian falls in love with a diesel air horn.
Never Buried [Book 1, Leigh Koslow Mystery Series]
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Series: Leigh Koslow Mystery, 1. Price: Free! Words: 65,830. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
This first book in the Leigh Koslow Mystery series, originally published by Penguin Putnam in 1999, was described by Carolyn Hart as "a funny, fast-paced, clever, and unusual mystery that will have readers clamoring for more." A humorous tale of missing bodies, family secrets, veterinary lore, and certifiable relatives, the digital version became a 2011 bestselling "women sleuths" mystery!
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 4
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Price: Free! Words: 77,970. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
While the Camels of the Negev, with the help of Red Tse and Princess Secrets of the Pyramids plot their escape from the Pharaoh, Merlin and his chums struggle to master the art of changing young Arthur's diapers, feeding him, and educating him so that he will be able to save the Underworld from the evil Dr. Wacker.
Diary of a Bitchy Chick
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,420. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
(5.00 from 1 review)
Written in a chatty, humorous, blog-style, this is the diary of Callie - a twenty-three year old journalist whose disastrous love-life and strange job gives her plenty to write about. If you have ever dated a string of losers or wondered what to do with your life, this is the book for you. If you enjoy down-to-Earth chicklit, you should enjoy Callie's sarcastic, and often bitchy, remarks
How To Live Forever
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Price: Free! Words: 133,030. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet David Black, a young family doc whose solo practice has spectacularly tanked. So has his marriage; the two are not unrelated. His best friend, Oz, wants him to reinvent himself, offering their fellow Boulderites everything they need to live forever (or at least long enough for Oz to profit and retire). David balks. At first. What follows is a romp of a read, a comedy with heart...
Year of the Chick
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Price: Free! Words: 77,910. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. But hope floats again when she meets a fellow writer unexpectedly. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as a creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 7
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Price: Free! Words: 60,000. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sweet Gas and Glazed Buns find themselves trapped in Arthur's carnival, which is being transported aboard a Zeppelin to the University of Strange Thoughts. Arthur's experiments with bakes beans accidentally launch a hippo into near space. The crater it makes upon landing reveals a mysterious object.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 3
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Price: Free! Words: 62,140. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
While Fluffy and Clydette placate the god of hats, and while Demo and the Camels of the Negev battle the Philistines, a motley crew of Welsh coal miners, an academic, and an Edwardian poet fight off a savage haggis. The Rubber Duckie of Evil remains elusive, but menacing.
333 Miles
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Price: Free! Words: 67,720. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The most real book you will ever read about today’s upper middle class American male. Join Alex, Gary, Mike and the Rodge on a hilarious Vegas road trip and a search for meaning. Marriage, sex, monogamy, money, porn, diamond rings, and the Smurfs (of course), are just a few of the issues covered.
Tourists
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tourists is a satire. When the CIA wants to build a secret air strip in the bush north of Ottawa, a lobbyist is recruited to get the deal done. The plan is threatened by publicity generated by the Taylor brothers whose land is to be expropriated. The CIA plans an alternative event in case of failure, in clandestine meetings held in a van driven on the Rideau Canal during Winterlude.
Neuzen in andermans tassen
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Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: Dutch. Published: January 12, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wat moet computerprogrammeur Mark doen als een man met een lange zwarte baard niet één tas, maar een hele aanhangwagen vol tassen onbeheerd in zijn straat achterlaat?
Naughty Marietta and Other Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,270. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Love and hate, life and death, meatloaf -- a collection of stories about the best of times, the worst of times and the so-so of times, a lighthearted look at the world around us and the people in it. A body in a cranberry bog, a powder with strange properties, a writer of romances, a bokor, twin fortunetellers and, yes, meatloaf. Dig in.
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Two Shaky Towers : A Fable
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Price: Free! Words: 4,100. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Aussiescribbler. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A tribe who live on the beach between a forest and a lake are so terrified by the discovery of a spider two feet across living beneath the sand that they seek refuge in a pair of towers. Those who like to eat fish build a tower overlooking the lake. Those who like eating fruit build one near the forest. The strategy will lead to conflict and madness in this drily witty fable.
Will His Love Be Like His Rum?
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Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
"Please, oh please," Caterina sobbed as she sat cross-legged in front of the closet, speaking to its door. This was her wedding night, her night of nights, but her new husband has serious wedding night jitters and has locked himself in that closet. Can she coax him out and to their wedding bed? Will his love be like his rum, intoxicating all night long? Or will that closet door stay locked?
Drill & Sanctimony
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Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
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Price: Free! Words: 32,200. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2010 by Somnium Press LLC. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Join Bill Morison on his journey through corporate America, as he learns about auditing insurance and just how irritating people can be. This book contains office related humor, inspired by the author’s experiences in navigating through corporate life.
Prometheus Fit To Be Tied
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Price: Free! Words: 89,830. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Recounting 1939, the birth of a superpower, the twilight of a mostly rural America, and the misbegotten adventures of the last man in the world to know everything except what to do with himself. Comedy, romance, and drama unfold when a dissipated millionaire returns from Europe to his childhood home just in time to interfere with a rural electrifcation project and reawaken the town's old secrets.
Love Hurts
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Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
Dying to Get Published
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Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(3.86 from 7 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.