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The World According to Bazil Bratt, aged 8
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bazil is the third son of the dysfunctional Bratts. Whilst Mr Bratt is doing a long stretch in prison, his family live in poverty in the north of England. Bazil, however, has a secret weapon which will be his family's ticket out of there - he is a mini genius. Bazil doesn't realise he's using poetry as an outlet for his frustrations - but he's good at it and sometimes very funny.
The Quintessential Housewife - Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,190. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The Quintessential Housewife - what do you do all day? One woman's plight into the daily comical chaos as a housewife in hopes of achieving that moment of calm at the end of the day along with a sense of worthiness. Her biggest challenge is to come up with some witty banter to that question she is asked at every gathering - So what have you been up to?
Cats and Cowboys
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,640. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012 by Clean Reads. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lanna Kirby and her cat, Gordon, flee Indiana when her racecar-driver boyfriend publicly humiliates her. A job in a small Texas post office seems far enough away and a good place to start over. Lanna’s through with men, for sure. That is, until a handsome cowboy strolls in. *50% OF ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS BOOK GO TOWARD WWW.THEPETFUND.COM*
Hope Janitorial
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Secret Agent Jodi Atterson, a middle-aged woman, believes the Federal office building where she works has sucked the life out of her. Still, she traverses the often bizarre daily happenings. Welcome to a quintessential G.M. Weger dark comedy-drama. Hope Janitorial won 2nd place in the Central Coast Writer's Fall Fiction Contest. Subsequently, her story was published in the Homestead Review.
Failure Notice
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 1,970. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2011 by Fario. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the brief tale "Failure Notice," a graduate student's dismal performance on his qualifying exams causes him to take a new look at his surroundings.
Carnitas and Manic Mango Salsa: Surviving Madness and Life Long Enough to Make Pork Tacos, and Other Fun and Dangerous Things
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,880. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of the poetry and prose, wild imagination and creative output of Rob Krabbe, author, composer, and coffee drinker, living with his wife and children in Galveston Texas.
Wolfman Owner's Manual
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,570. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you've ever been attacked by a large man-shaped wolf, or perhaps you're just interested in the lifestyle of the Werewolf, then this book's for you. As a changeling myself, I wanted to learn more about my new change of life. This took a lot of time and research, and now I pass what I have learned on to you. WARNING: This book has bite to it. Read it if you dare!
The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory
Series: Divine Dantes Infernal Trilogy, Infernal Trilogy #2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,880. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Coming of age
Book 2 of The Divine Dantes's Infernal Trilogy finds Eddie and Virgil in Barcelona, Spain. Eddie, the young rocker with an active mind, thinks they are there to get on a cruise. Virgil, however, has tricked Eddie and arranged for Bea to secretly meet them. Meantime, Virg and Eddie visit famous Barcelona landmarks as Eddie adds his trademark commentary. Will Eddie get back with Bea and rock on?
'Til Death Does His Part
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,290. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The world's greatest murderer finally goes to jail. Unfortunately, that murderer is Death. Disaster strikes when the Grim Reaper is jailed for murder, the world becoming free of all death as a result. In his desperation, Death calls for his three closest friends to do his job in his stead. Will they be able to get the world's death quota back on track? A humorous novelette at 10,000 words.
The Closing Date
Price: Free! Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a short, fictional story. A humorous look at the plight of a short story writer. Written from the writer’s perspective, consulting an imaginary filing cabinet full of unused short stories. The writer tries to determine the merits of various stories they have written, all the while searching for a unique idea to pitch in a writing competition.
The Deweyville Church Secretary, Devil's Basement
You set the price! Words: 104,590. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013 by Johnnie McDonald. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jackie McGrath, the Stephanie Plum of the Bible belt, is older but with the same penchant for misadventure. As secretary for a church, she balances eccentric parishioners and wayward pastors with three ex-husbands, four jobs, and a passion for poker. An exploding boiler reveals a skeleton in basement requiring investigation by the hunky chief of police and installation by an amorous boiler man.
Un giorno di ordinaria illegalità
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,230. Language: Italian. Published: October 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
La cronaca di un giorno di sciagure e strani incontri, di una crisi di coscienza, e di come una revisione scaduta e un’improvvisa voglia di ciambellone possano trasformare un cittadino più che onesto in un feroce criminale.
What Ho, Automaton!
Series: Reeves and Worcester Steampunk Mysteries, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,650. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2011 by Book View Cafe. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
** WSFA Award finalist ** "A fun blend of P.G. Wodehouse, steampunk and a touch of Sherlock Holmes. Dolley is a master at capturing and blending all these elements. More than fascinating, this work is also rip-roaring fun!" - SF Revu The adventures of Reggie Worcester, gentleman consulting detective, and his automaton valet, Reeves.
Trivial Pursuits
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,900. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“TRIVIAL PURSUITS” is a 3-act, 1-set play in which 4 characters - diagonal vertices of a box called "maleness" - discuss their favorite subject - "femaleness" - while playing a (sometimes metaphorical) board game. Warning: It ain't dinner theater. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original scripted format.]
Louis Gitanes e il Signore dei Sogni
Price: Free! Words: 4,580. Language: Italian. Published: February 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
L’agente Xavier Morales, dell’Interpol HID, per far colpo sulla bella Sarah Kelvin contesa con il collega Mike Barnes e onestamente disinteressata alle avances di entrambi, si improvvisa giallista e crea le avventure di un detective francese degli anni Trenta.
City Haul
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,470. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A feckless, womanizing San Francisco supervisor and his 15-year-old administrative assistant rob the city hall payroll to finance an otherwise hopeless reelection campaign. The insouciant Jay Bodwell has antagonized his main contributor, his moneybags father-in-law, but his truant aide feels his boss still has a chance, if they just had the funds. A temptress makes a larcenous proposal
Clippy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 290. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / Siblings, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fitting in is not always easy when you are different, especially when your curiosity tends to get you into trouble. Clippy only wanted to be part of the family, but felt like an outsider. That is, until one helpful deed changes everything!
True Made Up Storys
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,380. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eight short stories of biblical proportions,wonderful madness for all. We recommend using your eyes to read it!
E-Mail Ordered Bride
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bill Jones has ordered a rare blue diamond Faberge Egg on Ebay. When it arrives a week later, it's not the egg he wanted, but Kiki, a black woman who tells him she is his Mail ordered bride. A hysterical short story by Colby Jones, the Author of Voodoo At The Boob Tube.
Interview with the Bigfoot
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,180. Language: American English. Published: December 7, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A bigfoot hunter wakes up in the woods to find that the object of his fascination is willing to sit down with him and have a conversation.