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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
By John H. Carroll
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
0.75 star(4.83 from 6 reviews)
The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement. The time has come for all of that to change.
The Garden Wall
By Lichfield Dean
Series: Interesting events in space, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 115,300. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
1 star(3.89 from 9 reviews)
When Prof. Hughes accidentally vaporised the University of Birmingham School of Materials Science, and couldn't be found afterwards, his students thought the only consequence would be the cancellation of his notoriously hard end-of-year exams. However, for Eradani, this is just the start of a fantastic science fiction caper that she doesn't really want to be a part of.
Boomerang
By Alan Hutcheson
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.5 star(4.45 from 11 reviews)
The only way Ted Hogwood can get his guitar out of hock is to accept an assignment from the AABC, a not nearly official branch of the US intelligence community. He is partnered with Jerry Kwiatkowski to steal a boomerang containing secrets that should have died with J. Edgar Hoover. It would be simple if they knew what they were doing.
Vanity Plate Shorts
By George Angus
Price: Free! Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hard-hitting, surprising set of short stories based on Vanity Plates from around the US. The authors are: Matt from SmallBizBee, Steven Male, Matt Hayward, George Angus
the Ducks of Doom, Volume 6
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 18,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Camels of the Negev struggle to free their fleet of mud-brick ships from a UFO, while the Egyptians launch their StarCows defense. Allura, in the grips of the Manchurian Canard Personality, shops for rutabagas and kumquats. Freddy Manichean Heresy blows up a haggis and destroys a neighborhood. An evil villain steals Toronto's weather while everyone is busy watching the hockey wars.
The Secret to Everything
By Ian Buchanan
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you the sort of person who reads "how-to" books....how to be an instant millionaire, how successfully seduce, how to win?..... I have the secret to everything. Want to know what it is?
Zachary Zombie and the Lost Boy
By John H. Carroll
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zachary Zombie is searching for newts in the forest. He finds a lost boy instead. When the boy asks nicely for help getting to his home in the village, Zachary agrees. Things are bound to go wrong when a magical stag, a pretty woman at the edge of a cliff, a party in the cemetery and villagers with torches and pitchforks are mixed with a craving for brainsss.
Cupcake of Love
By Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire
By Joleene Naylor
Series: Amaranthine Freebies, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,470. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.75 star(4.67 from 12 reviews)
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. Some are useful even if you aren't traveling with the undead. It's not a novel. It's not a short story. But, if you're looking for a quick chuckle and to get a sneak peek at book 4 in the Amaranthine series, then give it a shot.
Besserwisser: A Novel (The Know-It-Alls)
By Steve Anderson
Price: Free! Words: 70,250. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.75 star(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Munich, 1990: American expat slacker Gordy Ford poses as a top Hitler scholar, all to impress a girl. Stuck in his scam, Gordy soon thinks he's stumbled onto a shocking historical discovery that's made him the target of a wannabe Neo-Nazi and shady Russian mafia. There's dark and dry humor, a rowdy plot, and imposters exposed despite their best efforts.
Renegade Robot
By Tom Lichtenberg
Price: Free! Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
Oops, an argument
By Ian Buchanan
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Things get pretty crazy with a broken tandoor oven a dodgy supplier and the pressure of a big opening day.
Tiffany Gets Her Boobs
By David Bawdy
Price: Free! Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2011 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.25 star(3.25 from 4 reviews)
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by award-winning writer David Bawdy. "David Bawdy tickles my funny bone in the best possible way." -- Annie Reed, author of Pretty Little Horses, an Abby Maxon Mystery, forthcoming from Thunder Valley Press.
Crazy Lovebirds: Five Super-Short Stories
By Carla Sarett
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Five short, sweet and funny stories about love, marriage, dating and family. From a futuristic look at marriage to the world's worst wedding proposal, these stories will make you giggle. But don't be fooled: they have lessons of their own. These five stories were previously published in literary magazines.
Loose Lips Sink Ships
By Katrina LaCroix
Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Avery Leigh will stop at nothing to get her boyfriend, Carter Thomson, back. A high school girl who has no problem saying the first thing that pops into her head, no matter how crazy, she finds Carter has not only stopped taking her calls, he’s started avoiding her altogether. Could it have been something she said?
Demonic Double Cross
By B Branin
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Carnival Baseball
By Colby Cox
Price: Free! Words: 71,130. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
As head coach of the 1933 Wilmington Whispers, Sarge holds a grocery list of troubles. His catcher is a double amputee. The robot outfielders are held together with chicken wire and his star player is an ego-driven hunk of chewing tobacco. Witch doctors. Vampires with tommy guns. Carnival Baseball turns our national pastime on its head and tells the tale of a born loser who refuses to fail.
Herbert Meets God
By Justin Kemppainen
Price: Free! Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The world has ended. But not really, everyone on it has just died. Except for Herbert, but, as he soon discovers, he's not alone, and he was kept alive for a reason. In the ashes of civilization, Herbert comes face to face with his creator. Unfortunately for Herbert, God isn't exactly what he expected.
The Ugly Kids
By Renee Adams
Price: Free! Words: 9,220. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
0.75 star(4.86 from 7 reviews)
All Lily wanted was to be a normal high school student. Well, the most normal a six foot, three inch tall girl who was bigger and stronger than the average football player could be. And it really was wonderfully normal...until a Goblin fell in love with her. Now Lily is dodging Goblins, Ogres, and table cutlery in this amusing misadventure of awkward high school romance.
Dying to Get Published
By Judy Fitzwater
Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
0.75 star(3.86 from 7 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.