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Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Viewmaster
Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Two Shaky Towers : A Fable
Price: Free! Words: 4,090. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Aussiescribbler. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A tribe who live on the beach between a forest and a lake are so terrified by the discovery of a spider two feet across living beneath the sand that they seek refuge in a pair of towers. Those who like to eat fish build a tower overlooking the lake. Those who like eating fruit build one near the forest. The strategy will lead to conflict and madness in this drily witty fable.
Demonic Double Cross
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Will His Love Be Like His Rum?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,940. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
Love, lust and loss, sex and skullduggery, conquests, failures, foibles – these are the elements of calypso, the stories in song that personify the islands of the West Indies. The three stories in this volume deal with love in the Caribbean -- young love, mature love, and love for the juice from the sweet sugar cane.
Tre gatti e una collina
Price: Free! Words: 55,040. Language: Italian. Published: October 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Al risveglio dopo uno svenimento a fronte di una caduta, Aaron si ritrova catapultato in un'improbabile avventura nel Medio Medioevo assieme al collega Bla. Tra personaggi ubriachi, animali inconsueti ed esplosioni termoioniche, al povero Aaron non resta altro che seguire i compagni di avventura in un viaggio senza senso, solo per tenere viva la misera speranza di tornare a casa tutto d'un pezzo.
Drill & Sanctimony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Naughty Marietta and Other Stories
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,270. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Love and hate, life and death, meatloaf -- a collection of stories about the best of times, the worst of times and the so-so of times, a lighthearted look at the world around us and the people in it. A body in a cranberry bog, a powder with strange properties, a writer of romances, a bokor, twin fortunetellers and, yes, meatloaf. Dig in.
Vanity Plate Shorts
Price: Free! Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hard-hitting, surprising set of short stories based on Vanity Plates from around the US. The authors are: Matt from SmallBizBee, Steven Male, Matt Hayward, George Angus
The Secret to Everything
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you the sort of person who reads "how-to" books....how to be an instant millionaire, how successfully seduce, how to win?..... I have the secret to everything. Want to know what it is?
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire
Series: Amaranthine Freebies, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 9,420. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 12 reviews)
It's not a novel. It's not a short story. 101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. Some are useful even if you aren't traveling with the undead. If you're looking for a quick chuckle and want a sneak peek of book 4 in the Amaranthine series, then give it a shot.
the Ducks of Doom, Volume 6
Price: Free! Words: 18,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Camels of the Negev struggle to free their fleet of mud-brick ships from a UFO, while the Egyptians launch their StarCows defense. Allura, in the grips of the Manchurian Canard Personality, shops for rutabagas and kumquats. Freddy Manichean Heresy blows up a haggis and destroys a neighborhood. An evil villain steals Toronto's weather while everyone is busy watching the hockey wars.
Loose Screw (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)
Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 68,180. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
Lucy Mathews, crime reporter turned antiques dealer, avoids confrontation like a home perm. She even lets a cat shove her around. When Lucy trips over the body of a relics trader, her ex-boss asks her to cover the story. She tries to tell him no, but old habits die hard and soon she finds herself in the path of a killer and the exasperating, if attractive, detective in charge.
Unholy Cow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,960. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live. Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that.
An Ordinary Day
Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story of one woman's ordinary day.
Loose Lips Sink Ships
Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Avery Leigh will stop at nothing to get her boyfriend, Carter Thomson, back. A high school girl who has no problem saying the first thing that pops into her head, no matter how crazy, she finds Carter has not only stopped taking her calls, he’s started avoiding her altogether. Could it have been something she said?
Tiffany Gets Her Boobs
Price: Free! Words: 9,340. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2011 by Pentucket Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by David H. Hendrickson. "'Tiffany' works beautifully, and by the end of the story, I had fallen in love with this savvy, determined, and somewhat crazy woman." --USA Today Bestselling Author Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Renegade Robot
Price: Free! Words: 16,990. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement. The time has come for all of that to change.