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Nearly Departed
By Max Patrick Schlienger
Price: Free! Words: 79,240. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
0.75 star(4.86 from 7 reviews)
Con artists are a notoriously skeptical bunch, and Dennis Gufehautt is no exception. His scheme of masquerading as a paranormal investigator seems foolproof, until he encounters an actual ghost. Now, having unwittingly become a witness to a decades-old murder, Dennis finds himself stumbling headfirst into bizarre and often hilarious situations as he tries to solve a legitimate paranormal mystery.
Donovan’s Angel
By Peggy Webb
Series: Donovans of the Delta, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 55,540. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
0.25 star(4.25 from 8 reviews)
When Martie Fleming breezed into Pontotoc, Mississippi, determined to settle down, she never expected to land next door to the minister. She never expected her golden retriever to steal his shorts right off the clothes line. And she certainly never expected to fall in love. Everybody in town would agree they are so wrong for each other – everybody but Paul Donovan.
Reject
By Toby Clark
Price: Free! Words: 70,420. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is not for everybody! It is a somewhat cynical, if amusing tale of the working life of a scientist in the chemical industry. Set in Britain in the '60s 'White heat of the technological revolution' it is a fairly accurate record of how it was to be employed in one of the 25 major companies that Prime Minister Harold Wilson wanted to Nationalise. Thank goodness he didn't!
Lost in Glory
By Quentin Oakwood
Price: Free! Words: 91,120. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Lost in Glory" is a parody of heroic fantasy literature. A hero sets out on a journey to defeat the Evil Empire, or so he thinks. Thinking isn't his strong point. Will he find his way in a world full of absurdity? Will the Joyous Beige Dragon guide him to victory? Will everything go the protagonist's way like it usually does in such novels?
Never Buried [Book 1, Leigh Koslow Mystery Series]
By Edie Claire
Series: Leigh Koslow Mystery, 1. Price: Free! Words: 65,820. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
This first book in the Leigh Koslow Mystery series, originally published by Penguin Putnam in 1999, was described by Carolyn Hart as "a funny, fast-paced, clever, and unusual mystery that will have readers clamoring for more." A humorous tale of missing bodies, family secrets, veterinary lore, and certifiable relatives, the digital version became a 2011 bestselling "women sleuths" mystery!
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 5
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 72,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Hank and the Camels of the Negevs attempt to invade the Canaanite city of Bucket by hiding in a giant haggis. Allura is abducted by guardian aliens. Edwardian falls in love with a diesel air horn.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 4
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 77,970. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
While the Camels of the Negev, with the help of Red Tse and Princess Secrets of the Pyramids plot their escape from the Pharaoh, Merlin and his chums struggle to master the art of changing young Arthur's diapers, feeding him, and educating him so that he will be able to save the Underworld from the evil Dr. Wacker.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 7
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 60,000. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sweet Gas and Glazed Buns find themselves trapped in Arthur's carnival, which is being transported aboard a Zeppelin to the University of Strange Thoughts. Arthur's experiments with bakes beans accidentally launch a hippo into near space. The crater it makes upon landing reveals a mysterious object.
Tourists
By Steve Wheeler
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tourists is a satire. When the CIA wants to build a secret air strip in the bush north of Ottawa, a lobbyist is recruited to get the deal done. The plan is threatened by publicity generated by the Taylor brothers whose land is to be expropriated. The CIA plans an alternative event in case of failure, in clandestine meetings held in a van driven on the Rideau Canal during Winterlude.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 3
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 62,140. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
While Fluffy and Clydette placate the god of hats, and while Demo and the Camels of the Negev battle the Philistines, a motley crew of Welsh coal miners, an academic, and an Edwardian poet fight off a savage haggis. The Rubber Duckie of Evil remains elusive, but menacing.
333 Miles
By Craig Birk
Price: Free! Words: 67,720. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The most real book you will ever read about today’s upper middle class American male. Join Alex, Gary, Mike and the Rodge on a hilarious Vegas road trip and a search for meaning. Marriage, sex, monogamy, money, porn, diamond rings, and the Smurfs (of course), are just a few of the issues covered.
How To Live Forever
By Barry Burnett
Price: Free! Words: 133,030. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet David Black, a young family doc whose solo practice has spectacularly tanked. So has his marriage; the two are not unrelated. His best friend, Oz, wants him to reinvent himself, offering their fellow Boulderites everything they need to live forever (or at least long enough for Oz to profit and retire). David balks. At first. What follows is a romp of a read, a comedy with heart...
Drill & Sanctimony
By Peter Anthony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Year of the Chick
By Romi Moondi
Price: Free! Words: 77,830. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. But hope floats again when she meets a fellow writer unexpectedly. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as a creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?
Breaking the Routine
By Taylor Lowe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,740. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
0.5 star(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Twenty-six years old Samantha Peters has been a good girl, never broke the rules, never did anything crazy, and never stood out in any way. Her best friend conviences her to go to New York for the weekend, where she has her first one night stand. No big deal, right? No one back home would ever know and she'd never see him again...right?
Love Hurts
By Russell Taylor
Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
The Garden Wall
By Lichfield Dean
Series: Interesting events in space, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 115,300. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
1 star(3.89 from 9 reviews)
When Prof. Hughes accidentally vaporised the University of Birmingham School of Materials Science, and couldn't be found afterwards, his students thought the only consequence would be the cancellation of his notoriously hard end-of-year exams. However, for Eradani, this is just the start of a fantastic science fiction caper that she doesn't really want to be a part of.
Boomerang
By Alan Hutcheson
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.5 star(4.45 from 11 reviews)
The only way Ted Hogwood can get his guitar out of hock is to accept an assignment from the AABC, a not nearly official branch of the US intelligence community. He is partnered with Jerry Kwiatkowski to steal a boomerang containing secrets that should have died with J. Edgar Hoover. It would be simple if they knew what they were doing.
Besserwisser: A Novel (The Know-It-Alls)
By Steve Anderson
Price: Free! Words: 70,250. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.75 star(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Munich, 1990: American expat slacker Gordy Ford poses as a top Hitler scholar, all to impress a girl. Stuck in his scam, Gordy soon thinks he's stumbled onto a shocking historical discovery that's made him the target of a wannabe Neo-Nazi and shady Russian mafia. There's dark and dry humor, a rowdy plot, and imposters exposed despite their best efforts.
Demonic Double Cross
By B Branin
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.