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How To Live Forever
By Barry Burnett
Price: Free! Words: 133,030. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet David Black, a young family doc whose solo practice has spectacularly tanked. So has his marriage; the two are not unrelated. His best friend, Oz, wants him to reinvent himself, offering their fellow Boulderites everything they need to live forever (or at least long enough for Oz to profit and retire). David balks. At first. What follows is a romp of a read, a comedy with heart...
Drill & Sanctimony
By Peter Anthony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Year of the Chick
By Romi Moondi
Price: Free! Words: 77,850. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. But hope floats again when she meets a fellow writer unexpectedly. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as a creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?
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By Nicholas Taylor
Price: Free! Words: 32,200. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2010 by Somnium Press LLC. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
0.75 star(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Join Bill Morison on his journey through corporate America, as he learns about auditing insurance and just how irritating people can be. This book contains office related humor, inspired by the author’s experiences in navigating through corporate life.
Love Hurts
By Russell Taylor
Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
The Garden Wall
By Lichfield Dean
Series: Interesting events in space, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 115,300. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
1 star(3.89 from 9 reviews)
When Prof. Hughes accidentally vaporised the University of Birmingham School of Materials Science, and couldn't be found afterwards, his students thought the only consequence would be the cancellation of his notoriously hard end-of-year exams. However, for Eradani, this is just the start of a fantastic science fiction caper that she doesn't really want to be a part of.
Vanity Plate Shorts
By George Angus
Price: Free! Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hard-hitting, surprising set of short stories based on Vanity Plates from around the US. The authors are: Matt from SmallBizBee, Steven Male, Matt Hayward, George Angus
the Ducks of Doom, Volume 6
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 18,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Camels of the Negev struggle to free their fleet of mud-brick ships from a UFO, while the Egyptians launch their StarCows defense. Allura, in the grips of the Manchurian Canard Personality, shops for rutabagas and kumquats. Freddy Manichean Heresy blows up a haggis and destroys a neighborhood. An evil villain steals Toronto's weather while everyone is busy watching the hockey wars.
The Secret to Everything
By Ian Buchanan
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you the sort of person who reads "how-to" books....how to be an instant millionaire, how successfully seduce, how to win?..... I have the secret to everything. Want to know what it is?
Cupcake of Love
By Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire
By Joleene Naylor
Series: Amaranthine Freebies, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,470. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.75 star(4.67 from 12 reviews)
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. Some are useful even if you aren't traveling with the undead. It's not a novel. It's not a short story. But, if you're looking for a quick chuckle and to get a sneak peek at book 4 in the Amaranthine series, then give it a shot.
Besserwisser: A Novel (The Know-It-Alls)
By Steve Anderson
Price: Free! Words: 70,250. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.75 star(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Munich, 1990: American expat slacker Gordy Ford poses as a top Hitler scholar, all to impress a girl. Stuck in his scam, Gordy soon thinks he's stumbled onto a shocking historical discovery that's made him the target of a wannabe Neo-Nazi and shady Russian mafia. There's dark and dry humor, a rowdy plot, and imposters exposed despite their best efforts.
Renegade Robot
By Tom Lichtenberg
Price: Free! Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
Oops, an argument
By Ian Buchanan
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Things get pretty crazy with a broken tandoor oven a dodgy supplier and the pressure of a big opening day.
Tiffany Gets Her Boobs
By David Bawdy
Price: Free! Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2011 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.25 star(3.25 from 4 reviews)
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by award-winning writer David Bawdy. "David Bawdy tickles my funny bone in the best possible way." -- Annie Reed, author of Pretty Little Horses, an Abby Maxon Mystery, forthcoming from Thunder Valley Press.
Loose Lips Sink Ships
By Katrina LaCroix
Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Avery Leigh will stop at nothing to get her boyfriend, Carter Thomson, back. A high school girl who has no problem saying the first thing that pops into her head, no matter how crazy, she finds Carter has not only stopped taking her calls, he’s started avoiding her altogether. Could it have been something she said?
Demonic Double Cross
By B Branin
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Carnival Baseball
By Colby Cox
Price: Free! Words: 71,130. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
As head coach of the 1933 Wilmington Whispers, Sarge holds a grocery list of troubles. His catcher is a double amputee. The robot outfielders are held together with chicken wire and his star player is an ego-driven hunk of chewing tobacco. Witch doctors. Vampires with tommy guns. Carnival Baseball turns our national pastime on its head and tells the tale of a born loser who refuses to fail.
Herbert Meets God
By Justin Kemppainen
Price: Free! Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The world has ended. But not really, everyone on it has just died. Except for Herbert, but, as he soon discovers, he's not alone, and he was kept alive for a reason. In the ashes of civilization, Herbert comes face to face with his creator. Unfortunately for Herbert, God isn't exactly what he expected.
The Ugly Kids
By Renee Adams
Price: Free! Words: 9,220. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
0.75 star(4.86 from 7 reviews)
All Lily wanted was to be a normal high school student. Well, the most normal a six foot, three inch tall girl who was bigger and stronger than the average football player could be. And it really was wonderfully normal...until a Goblin fell in love with her. Now Lily is dodging Goblins, Ogres, and table cutlery in this amusing misadventure of awkward high school romance.