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Besserwisser: A Novel (The Know-It-Alls)
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Price: Free! Words: 70,480. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Munich, 1990: American expat slacker Gordy Ford poses as a top Hitler scholar, all to impress a girl. Stuck in his scam, Gordy soon thinks he's stumbled onto a shocking historical discovery that's made him the target of a wannabe Neo-Nazi and shady Russian mafia. There's comedy, satire, and a rowdy plot. Everyone's an impostor, and all get exposed despite their best efforts.
Viewmaster
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Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Demonic Double Cross
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Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Going Down (Wish Upon A Stud - Book 1)
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Series: Wish Upon A Stud, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 22,640. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Can friends become lovers? Especially friends who might not even be friends in the first place? Going Down is the sexy and hilarious first novella in the five-part Wish Upon A Stud series. Wish Upon A Stud...A happy ending is just a coin toss away.
Vanity Plate Shorts
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Price: Free! Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hard-hitting, surprising set of short stories based on Vanity Plates from around the US. The authors are: Matt from SmallBizBee, Steven Male, Matt Hayward, George Angus
The Secret to Everything
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Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you the sort of person who reads "how-to" books....how to be an instant millionaire, how successfully seduce, how to win?..... I have the secret to everything. Want to know what it is?
the Ducks of Doom, Volume 6
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Price: Free! Words: 18,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Camels of the Negev struggle to free their fleet of mud-brick ships from a UFO, while the Egyptians launch their StarCows defense. Allura, in the grips of the Manchurian Canard Personality, shops for rutabagas and kumquats. Freddy Manichean Heresy blows up a haggis and destroys a neighborhood. An evil villain steals Toronto's weather while everyone is busy watching the hockey wars.
Tre gatti e una collina
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Price: Free! Words: 55,040. Language: Italian. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Al risveglio dopo uno svenimento a fronte di una caduta, Aaron si ritrova catapultato in un'improbabile avventura nel Medio Medioevo assieme al collega Bla. Tra personaggi ubriachi, animali inconsueti ed esplosioni termoioniche, al povero Aaron non resta altro che seguire i compagni di avventura in un viaggio senza senso, solo per tenere viva la misera speranza di tornare a casa tutto d'un pezzo.
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire
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Series: Amaranthine Freebies, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,470. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 12 reviews)
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. Some are useful even if you aren't traveling with the undead. It's not a novel. It's not a short story. But, if you're looking for a quick chuckle and to get a sneak peek at book 4 in the Amaranthine series, then give it a shot.
Chloe Babineaux Private Investigator
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Series: Chloe Babineaux, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 109,250. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Chloe is a private investigator hired to find a missing painting. Chloe's brother and his hot, new partner are detectives in the Rapides Parish Sherriff's Department keep getting in her way. They don't slow her down but the person shooting at her does. But doesn't stop her from her task. Chloe's adventure is funny to everyone but her.
The Garden Wall
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Series: Interesting events in space, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 115,300. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(3.90 from 10 reviews)
When Prof. Hughes accidentally vaporised the University of Birmingham School of Materials Science, and couldn't be found afterwards, his students thought the only consequence would be the cancellation of his notoriously hard end-of-year exams. However, for Eradani, this is just the start of a fantastic science fiction caper that she doesn't really want to be a part of.
Tiffany Gets Her Boobs
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Price: Free! Words: 9,340. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2011 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by David H. Hendrickson. "'Tiffany' works beautifully, and by the end of the story, I had fallen in love with this savvy, determined, and somewhat crazy woman." --USA Today Bestselling Author Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Loose Lips Sink Ships
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Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Avery Leigh will stop at nothing to get her boyfriend, Carter Thomson, back. A high school girl who has no problem saying the first thing that pops into her head, no matter how crazy, she finds Carter has not only stopped taking her calls, he’s started avoiding her altogether. Could it have been something she said?
Renegade Robot
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Price: Free! Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
Cupcake of Love
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
Loose Screw (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)
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Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 68,070. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.40 from 5 reviews)
Lucy Mathews, crime reporter turned antiques dealer, avoids confrontation like a home perm. She even lets a cat shove her around. When Lucy trips over the body of a relics trader, her ex-boss asks her to cover the story. She tries to tell him no, but old habits die hard and soon she finds herself in the path of a killer and the exasperating, if attractive, detective in charge.
Oops, an argument
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Things get pretty crazy with a broken tandoor oven a dodgy supplier and the pressure of a big opening day.
The Debt & the Doormat
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Price: Free! Words: 146,570. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.91 from 11 reviews)
When Jazz gets herself into financial trouble Poppy, being a good friend, offers to help. She instead ends up being talked into swapping lives, with Jazz insisting it will be good and help her get over her broken heart. Poppy is thrown into a new life, full of crazy housemates and her life soon becomes chaos. Will she get her life back before her brother's wedding? And will she want to?
Nervous Teeth Drink All The Poison
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Price: Free! Words: 26,060. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
25 short stories from the master of whatever. Films, buddhism, robots, tokyo, LA, rappers, witches, pediatricians all get thrown in a bag called 'your brain.' 17 never before collected! One exclusively written for this collection.
An Ordinary Day
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short story of one woman's ordinary day.