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Skiddlethorpe and other stories
Price: Free! Words: 24,100. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A dozen mostly light-hearted 2000-word stories on varied themes – humour, whimsy, calamity, sentiment, skulduggery, retribution, reparation, shadows of the past – with some narrative threads between them and an occasional touch of the shaggy dog.
Kevin Cassidy The Cassidy Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 105,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
...being the questionable memoirs of a certain North Queensland high school boy on his 1950’s journey through the leafy glades of learning. But (shock horror!), it's in the first-person present tense, the mark of a rank amateur. Yet this was the only way I could make the story work, dear reader, and you, with your perspective and experience, will judge it for yourself (hopefully with a smile).
The Bernie Factor
Price: Free! Words: 93,070. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
What do an unpublished author, a gorgeous strawberry blonde, an albino hit man, a professional gambler, an investment advisor, the federal witness protection program, and a telepathic St. Bernard all have in common? In Pine Valley, CO, just about everything! In the next 48 hours, their worlds will collide, in both a comedy of errors and predestined fate.
An Introduction to Hilbert Space
Price: Free! Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
This humorous short story introduces a fictional world called "Hilbert Space". The name, an homage to the mathematical concept of a Hilbert Space, is not the only reference to modern day science you will find. Let Professor Tinwin, an eccentric scientist, explain to you what makes Hilbert Space the most interesting place in the observable universe and how it all comes down to entropy in the end.
Sow-er Entertainment
Series: The Life and Times of Bindigo and Abbie Joules, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The 2nd in a series of 14 short stories by Abbie Joules as she recounts the exploits of her and her brother, Bendigo, growing up on a farm in east Texas. This story reveals the unraveling of a practical prank played on Abbie by Ben, involving their prize sow, Matilda,. Learn what happens when sourdough starter is used in an attempt to bring new pigs into the world.
Conversations with Wonka - Part two
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Wonka is back once more and brings with him, reluctantly, his simple friend Baba. Advising and talking it up you can't keep a good cat down and Wonka can advise on just about anything. It will soon be the jolly season but Owner is so far avoiding it. Can Wonka bring her round? Do read on and find out if merry Christmas is on the agenda....
The Pen Was Mightier
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Wyatt is given a magical ballpoint pen, but its power is limited.
Funeral For A Friend
Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 3,040. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Death is a grim reality in the Philippine countryside. For Buck Stardust, it's even worse when he tries to bury the body.
A DaVinci Flash
Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Sid and Arthur from The Crying Pennant have a little discussion about the last book in the Arth series.
Better Living Through GRAVY and Other Oddities
Price: Free! Words: 8,380. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
A quirky collection of seven short short stories of about 1000 words. Strange with dusting of sci-fi, these quick reads offer a brief escape into imaginary worlds with absurdity, excitement, and possibly a laugh. Or two. Three's a stretch. Warning: If a woman named “Aunty Ida” approaches you and offers a solution to your problem, doctors recommend running. Quickly.
The Steady Decline of Nice People
Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One rogue is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose bladder control.
Single Guy, Lonely Grill
Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this short personification, a grill born with a defect struggles to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
The Bad Fortune Teller - Melvin and the Mud Daubers
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Melvin didn’t believe in fortune-tellers and those kinds of things but he was desperate. Ever since he fell out of a tree his back had not been the same and it was getting worse no matter what the doctors ordered. Bad back and Destiny? Is there a link? Ask Madame Nuage.
Dead Down East
Series: Jesse Thorpe Mysteries. Price: Free! Words: 90,290. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dead Down East, a fictional murder mystery, is both detective noir and smart screwball comedy rolled into one. Jesse Thorpe, a young private investigator, receives a mysterious phone call from a former client, Cynthia Dumais. She begs to be rescued from an island south of Brunswick, Maine, within a mile of where William Lavoilette, the governor of Maine, was assassinated the night before.
Fart Lots
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Educational
I fart lots. I mean I really fart lots! Since the day I was born I’ve always been a farter. My parents tell me I farted in the face of the doctor that delivered me!
Jack Emerson
Price: Free! Words: 23,920. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"You cannot describe the main character of a story, the story describes them."
Мережкин и кот
Series: Из жизни Мережкина, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 1,510. Language: Russian. Published: April 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Так ли они просты, наши хвостатые любимцы? Ветеринар Мережкин, знающий домашнюю живность во всех анатомических подробностях, даже и не догадывался, на что способен его кот Федотыч...
The Fountain of Eden: A Myth of Birth, Death, and Beer
Price: Free! Words: 85,940. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Mythical mayhem transpires in a Virginia tourist town when a beer brewed with the Water of Life hits the streets.
Beam Me Back To Venus
Price: Free! Words: 4,570. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Beam Me Back to Venus’ is a light-hearted collection of humorous poetry based around the joys and challenges of parenting children from birth through the teenage years. Written from a mother’s point of view, many will relate to the frustrations of juggling paid work with the daily taxi run, housework and the dramas of bringing up a busy family.
Relatos, desvaríos y notas al pie
Price: Free! Words: 16,950. Language: Spanish. Published: February 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un manojo incoherente de textos, un laberinto en el que mejor es perderse que encontrarse. Palabras para un día de lluvia, o para la sala de espera del dentista. Probablemente duela menos (el dentista)