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Legend of the Giant Mouse
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Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the tradition of the tall tales of the past comes a new amazing story by T.K. Wade. When a mouse decides to ask a fairy bear to make him into a giant mouse, things do not go as planned. Legend of the Giant Mouse is filled with fun and silly antics that shall bring laughter to both young and old.
The Toilet Paper Conspiracy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Terrorists have decided to hit the West where it will hurt the most: their bowels. Now two super spies will teach the terrorists a lesson they will never forget: No body touches our toilet paper and lives to tell the tale. The Toilet Paper Conspiracy is a 5300 word short story, starring Jack and Shakespeare.
Strange Relations
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Price: Free! Words: 77,890. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
Strange Relations is a supernatural comedy about a man who meets his past lives. Past lives he has never lived. Desperate past lives that need him to do something he isn't going to like. A teen to adult read.
Relatos, desvaríos y notas al pie
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Price: Free! Words: 16,950. Language: Spanish. Published: February 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un manojo incoherente de textos, un laberinto en el que mejor es perderse que encontrarse. Palabras para un día de lluvia, o para la sala de espera del dentista. Probablemente duela menos (el dentista)
Visada yra ką pasakyti
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Price: Free! Words: 5,690. Language: Lithuanian. Published: February 11, 2013. Category: Plays » Russian & Former Soviet Union
Vyras ir žmona vyksta į laidotuves ir linksmai kalbasi. A husband and wife drive to the funeral and talking about life, marriage and death. Ši radijo pjesė buvo pastatyta ir transliuota per Lietuvos radiją. This play was broadcasted on Lithuanian Radio (National Broadcaster)
Walter Chechignac by H.T.Fumiganza
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Price: Free! Words: 88,020. Language: French. Published: November 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
« Surtout Fumiganza rompt la ligne et disperse au loin la pétassogênie de de la littérature d'ambiance actuelle, peloteur et craboteur il conduit, à main d'homme, haut dans les tours un roman pétaradant et chauffard, qui sent l'essence, l'huile chaude et file comme une Alfa Giuletta Veloce dans la nuit embaumée de la campagne romaine !"
The Christmas Caper
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Price: Free! Words: 6,820. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
The last stop of the night in Manhattan, that's when it happened. Before Santa can say "Donder and Blitzen, and what are the rest of their names?" he's in deep eggnog with the police, the Mafia, and, of course, the elves. An angry elf is nobody to trifle with. Particularly if he's been drinking espresso all night. This Christmas story, clocking in at a little over 6,000 words, should put to rest
A Concise History of Portsong
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Price: Free! Words: 8,130. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / Other
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Ladies Historical Society is proud to take you on a tour through the rich history of our fair town. From its humble founding, through the War Between the States, and up to the 1920's when an eccentric fellow came to town, you will laugh and come to understand why its citizenry is considered a little odd by most. Why, it's almost as good as sippin' lemonade on Ms. Prattlematt's back porch.
The Ebony Cat
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Price: Free! Words: 270. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
(5.00 from 1 review)
A little poem of a black cat named Ebony. He arrived one day as a friskie young kitten and lived to a grand old age, always displaying affection to his owner. He rewarded his owner each day with kitty smiles, even into his elder days.
Impact
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Price: Free! Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Follow the blue line here. Follow the green line there. These were not things that Betsy Walsh expected to have to do on her way to heaven. Impact is a fun little short story about the customs checks required to get into heaven.
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
Marjorie Granger Smiling In The Garden
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Price: Free! Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the lovely story of a British woman who is a gardening enthusiast, and also a dinnerlady in a school. She has a lovely family, and an ambition to open a flower shop. One day a lady knocks on her door and changes her life.
Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
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Price: Free! Words: 7,460. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Can You Imagine…?" Holiday Happenings, Part 2, a ‘never together before’ collection of all G’s Christmas poems based on “T’was the night before Christmas.” Laugh as animal characters deliver gifts and treats in uncanny style. This collection also offers holiday shopping tips, Christmas memories and a resolution everyone should keep. Give yourself a free gift and download yours today!
Homing Mouse
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another comic adventure for the trio of lovable mice starts when Rolo meets a wounded homing pigeon. “Homing Mouse” is a comedy in a similar vain to Ratatouille - if you are a parent please read through before giving to a child. For an introduction to the characters in this story it is suggested you read "Mice Movie", the first story in the series, and "Mouse on a Motorcycle".
God, Dog and Beelzebub
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Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: British English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.
Twenty Tiny Tales (Remastered)
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Price: Free! Words: 11,740. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new, improved (shortened) version, tweaked and honed to cut out the sad bits - making it more all round fun in general. Featuring twenty bite-sized tales, perfect escapism for those odd times where you have few minutes to spare.
GIT: Late Buses
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Series: GITT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.
Out of Texas 3 : Remember the Aloe, Moe
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Series: Out of Texas, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 25,800. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.
Better Living Through GRAVY and Other Oddities
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Price: Free! Words: 8,380. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A quirky collection of seven short short stories of about 1000 words. Strange with dusting of sci-fi, these quick reads offer a brief escape into imaginary worlds with absurdity, excitement, and possibly a laugh. Or two. Three's a stretch. Warning: If a woman named “Aunty Ida” approaches you and offers a solution to your problem, doctors recommend running. Quickly.
Dumb White Husbands vs. Zombies: Monday
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Price: Free! Words: 12,980. Language: American English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
They've taken on the grocery store, gone head-to-head with Santa and the Tooth Fairy. They've even challenged democracy itself. Now John, Chris and Erik of the best-selling Dumb White Husband short stories will join forces to battle the undead. Do these three men have what it takes to survive when the dead rise from their graves? They're kind of dumb. So probably not. It all begins on a Monday...