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The Royal Perfects
Price: Free! Words: 80,540. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Plagued by a rare disease and the vengeful curse of a former school headmaster, Timmy Wicketts finds himself a directionless vagabond on the streets of the 19th century English town of Upper Southrump. Out of desperation he turns to street performing, and that choice leads him on a journey grander than any he could have imagined. His is a true tale of love, friendship, and perseverance.
I'm Still The Cuckoo of This Clock!
Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 31,490. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Might as well have some fun while the old biological clock ticks, ladies! A collection of heart-warming, funny and in-your-face stories of aging (somewhat) gracefully. Thrown in for non-females, 'Tinkering with the biological clock' are short humor stories designed to keep it light. Remember- life is short. Point and laugh!
Shades of Plaid (A Very Unconventional Weekly Journey into Christian Living)
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 93,180. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Spiritual inspiration, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Shades of Plaid (A Very Unconventional Weekly Journey into Christian Living) is a book of humorous devotions. The book contains fifty-two stories, one for every week of the year. These stories are combined with fifty-two scriptures, and fifty-two spiritual observations that fit with the fifty-two stories.
Love Hurts
Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
The Werley Boys
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The Collinsville town board is unhappy with two old men who refuse to hook up their house to the municipal sewer system. And the old men are upset because the "communists" in the town hall want them to stop using the privy they have used all their lives. Fireworks erupt when the board takes action.
Teacher's Pet
Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Jack the Frogmaker
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London. Joanne and Lucy are working girls and are scared to venture out. Jack, the ladies think, has turned Janet into a frog. They feed the frog some of London's finest gin.
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
Gone Green
You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent! An Austin Chronicle Short Story Prize Winner
Freds Pet
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
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McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Creep
Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Losing One's Appetite
Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Losing One’s Appetite is a humorous horror story with a cowboy vampire who is having difficulty with his intended dinner. The story is under a thousand words.
Eloping With Emmy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,810. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.
Being Anti-Social
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,130. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Mace Evans is single at thirty-eight. When her much unloved older sister, Shannon, declares that Mace is anti-social, she embarks on a journey to understand her condition; whether she was born that way or if it is the accumulation of thirty-eight years of unfortunate encounters with other humans and dogs.
3 Heads & a Tail
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,810. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she doesn't bank on an attraction developing. Meanwhile, Ben's dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful Lab in the park. When dog meets dog it's puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws. "Laugh out loud funny" - Donna Brown. For readers aged 16+
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.
The Fat And The Thin Of It
Price: Free! Words: 82,970. Language: British English. Published: February 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Jackie and jill are two lifelong friends with lives that are poles apart, bodies that are on opposite sides of the scales, and they suddenly find themselves in two completely different and turbulent situations. two things they share, however; fierce loyalty for one another and an excessive preoccupation for their bmi.