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Manoulis Steals a Kiss
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent! An Austin Chronicle Short Story Prize Winner
Freds Pet
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Creep
Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Losing One's Appetite
Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Losing One’s Appetite is a humorous horror story with a cowboy vampire who is having difficulty with his intended dinner. The story is under a thousand words.
Eloping With Emmy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,810. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.
Being Anti-Social
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,130. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Mace Evans is single at thirty-eight. When her much unloved older sister, Shannon, declares that Mace is anti-social, she embarks on a journey to understand her condition; whether she was born that way or if it is the accumulation of thirty-eight years of unfortunate encounters with other humans and dogs.
3 Heads & a Tail
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,810. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she doesn't bank on an attraction developing. Meanwhile, Ben's dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful Lab in the park. When dog meets dog it's puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws. "Laugh out loud funny" - Donna Brown. For readers aged 16+
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.
The Fat And The Thin Of It
Price: Free! Words: 82,970. Language: British English. Published: February 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jackie and jill are two lifelong friends with lives that are poles apart, bodies that are on opposite sides of the scales, and they suddenly find themselves in two completely different and turbulent situations. two things they share, however; fierce loyalty for one another and an excessive preoccupation for their bmi.
Nglnd Xpx
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
Encounters
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Parenting, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Five true short stories about encounters with critters: two legged, four legged, no legged, slimy, furry, cute, annoying, and fierce each is sure to delight the reader.
The Poet and the Crock
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A poet of questionable talent meets a leprechaun of dubious character in an out of the way field. Unpleasant truths are revealed. Difficult concessions are made. Profits and losses are balanced. And, hopefully, everyone smiles at the end.
Kiss a Girl in the Rain
Series: Take a Chance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 51,430. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he’s been searching for?
The Dragon of Butter
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,520. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: June 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Being an Account of how Sir Leopold de Draco-Butyris was Elevated to the Rank of Baronet.
Treasure The Moment
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 73,060. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is a story about alternatives and escaping the rat race.
Renegade Robot
Price: Free! Words: 16,990. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
The Royal Perfects
Price: Free! Words: 80,540. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Plagued by a rare disease and the vengeful curse of a former school headmaster, Timmy Wicketts finds himself a directionless vagabond on the streets of the 19th century English town of Upper Southrump. Out of desperation he turns to street performing, and that choice leads him on a journey grander than any he could have imagined. His is a true tale of love, friendship, and perseverance.
In Search of the Golden Shiksa
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,520. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Religious, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Call me Weinstein. I have lived my life of quiet desperation dominated by women. Well, not really dominated by them. More like dominated by the need for them. Controlled by the lack thereof and the pursuit therein. I have done it all. Singles dances, volleyball games, bike rides, video dating, even (God Forbid), folk dancing. I have done it all in search of the Golden Shiksa.
For Whom The Curtain Calls
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 87,840. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Mercurial amateur sleuth Denton Rourke embarks on his first major case and quickly finds himself neck-deep in a surreal world inhabited by inept mobsters, eccentric musicians, large, cranky birds, and a moron with a dream in this comedic mystery.