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Single Guy, Lonely Grill
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Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this short personification, a grill born with a defect struggles to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
Cats In Clover
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Series: Adriana Island Cats, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 63,800. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
In this, the first of the Adriana Island series, city slickers Holly and Ben buy a five-acre farm on Adriana Island. They adopt George the Magnificent, a tabby-Siamese of royal status and immediately become his slaves. Enjoy their adventures with stray animals, invading guests and renovation of dilapidated buildings.
Cupcake of Love
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
Lost in Glory
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Price: Free! Words: 91,110. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Lost in Glory" is a parody of heroic fantasy literature. A Hero sets out on a journey to destroy the Evil Empire. What's so evil about it? It doesn't matter. But if there's a Hero, there must also be villains. An assassin, who stabs people. Because they were alive and he had a knife. A sorceress, who puts things on fire. Because they weren't on fire before...
The Porridge King
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You set the price! Words: 103,390. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Take a journey into the strange and magical land known as the Mea Culpa Valley; an area with a long and proud history of profound weirdness and insanity. The residents of a small chunk of squalor known as Timbrook are visited by a quirky knight on a quest, and inadvertently become swept up in a hysterical adventure like none ever before witnessed. Excitement! Laughs! Mayhem! Romance! Intrigue!
Unlucky Dip
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Series: K'Barthan, Prequel. Price: Free! Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The Pan of Hamgee, a starving outlaw, bumps into Big Merv; the meanest, scariest gangster in the City and without thinking what he is doing, steals his wallet. When Big Merv realises what has happened The Pan's future looks short. Unless he can persuade Big Merv to let him go he will be recycled into the Outer Ring Road, currently being constructed round the City. U certificate. 4,000 words.
Clementine's Garden
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Price: Free! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A cozy bumpkin romance. With the help of a monster-truck and a hard-luck plumber, an abused girl brings peace to her tattered life and relief to her downtrodden community. Story # 1 in the Cozy Bumpkin series.
Not with a Bang
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Fans of Douglas Adams, Tom Stoppard, etc. will enjoy this short comedy, in which the last two men alive happen upon an average, run of the mill, garden-variety garden; all the real estate that remains of their shattered planet. Without a representative from the fairer sex, the human race is doomed to extinction. Unfortunately, even a deus ex machina can only do so much...
Murder at Midnight on a Sailboat
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 59,320. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Norman and Kathy see their dream honeymoon turn into a nightmare on a resort filled with incompetent staff. Trying to salvage something worthwhile out of their dismal trip, they sign up for a murder mystery cruise on a small Italian yacht. After all, how could things get any worse? Join Norman and Kathy as they set sail with an odd set of fellow vacationers on a wild romp through the Caribbean.
The Great Excuse Book
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Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Sorry I didn't have time to put anything here.
Seline and the Séance
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Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
One medium fried.
Space Slugs
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,060. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
If you got a slug for a wedding present, would you keep it? Humorous Space Opera Romance from Frances Pauli including the never before seen bonus story: Escape from Damas Prime
A Conversation Before Dinner
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Warning this is a talking animal story. If you don't like Brer Rabbit, Wind in the Willows, Aesop's Fables, Alice In Wonderland or The Chronicles of Narnia, then you still might want to read this short piece of flash fiction. The story features a conversation between a woodchuck and a coyote on a sunny, warm autumn afternoon.
Bad Habits
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Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A humorous tale with a twist; never judge people until you really get to know them...especially in the twilight zone.
Dapper Danny's Amazing Welsh Cousin
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 4,500 words. Dapper Danny is everything that people say he is - a dapper little man. But why is he so tormented by his visit to Wales to see the beautiful Helen..
Once Upon a Lightyear
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Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A Short Alien Bedtime Story. An alien father reads a bedtime story to his son.
Adventure Pack One Free RPG Adventures
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Price: Free! Words: 22,790. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
These adventures are all free to download, as is the game system itself. Enjoy. Adventure Pack One contains seven complete adventures for use with the Challenger Roleplaying Game system a Free Roleplaying Game. These adventures are relatively short, can be easily adapted to other game systems including Of Mice Men and Wizards and are designed to take a band of 1st level heroes to 100th level+.
The Hudson Agency - Chicago Style
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Series: The Hudson Detective Agency, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,920. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Case #1: From the Case Files of the Hudson Agency. Private Eye, Carl Danby tries to stay out of the limelight. Ever since the detective injured his knee on the job, the big boss himself has hinted at Danby’s retirement. Then the Agency is hired by successful Chicago businessman, Benjamin Porter, who has recently been involved in a series of life-threatening accidents. Danby's assigned the case
The Adventures of Mrs Browning
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
This is just one tale of a city...Mrs Browning is a lady with a secret she wants only you to know and what's more, she wouldn't change this for the world!
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.