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Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Dodging Shells
Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 49,960. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The war is raging through Italy in 1943, and a young Canadian soldier struggles to stay alive. But nothing can dampen his sense of humour—not hunger or horror or the shellfire that doesn’t always miss. Not month after month in the thick of the fight. Tommy is irrepressible. It doesn’t sound like much fun? Well, it is...the way Tommy tells it. And furthermore—it’s all true.
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent! An Austin Chronicle Short Story Prize Winner
Freds Pet
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
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McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Creep
Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Losing One's Appetite
Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Losing One’s Appetite is a humorous horror story with a cowboy vampire who is having difficulty with his intended dinner. The story is under a thousand words.
Eloping With Emmy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,810. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.
Being Anti-Social
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,130. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Mace Evans is single at thirty-eight. When her much unloved older sister, Shannon, declares that Mace is anti-social, she embarks on a journey to understand her condition; whether she was born that way or if it is the accumulation of thirty-eight years of unfortunate encounters with other humans and dogs.
3 Heads & a Tail
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,810. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she doesn't bank on an attraction developing. Meanwhile, Ben's dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful Lab in the park. When dog meets dog it's puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws. "Laugh out loud funny" - Donna Brown. For readers aged 16+
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.
Normal?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,930. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013 by Busterfly. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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“Were it a dream, it would be a most wondrous dream; but it’s more. It’s a life. And I don’t have to remember any of it. It remembers me.” With these words, Gene Poole-Hall takes us on a beautiful coming-of-age journey that will leave you questioning the definition of normal, and show you that, when it comes to family, at the heart of the matter, it’s the heart that matters.
The Fat And The Thin Of It
Price: Free! Words: 82,970. Language: British English. Published: February 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Jackie and jill are two lifelong friends with lives that are poles apart, bodies that are on opposite sides of the scales, and they suddenly find themselves in two completely different and turbulent situations. two things they share, however; fierce loyalty for one another and an excessive preoccupation for their bmi.
A Fool Among Fools
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 94,930. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
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It's 1986 and Michael Gregoretti is a struggling copywriter at a big New York ad agency, trapped on accounts no one else will touch. Toss in one insane boss, a sweet and sassy gal pal, a dreamboat boyfriend with cold feet, a wisecracking roommate and what might be the worst TV commercials ever made, and you've got a witty, wonderful story that will keep you laughing until the very last page.
Lingerie Wars
Series: Scottish Highlands, Scottish Highlands Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 100,460. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Ex-army man Lake Benson lent his sister money to buy a lingerie shop. It's failing and he wants his money back. Being a soldier, Lake does what he does best and declares war on the only other lingerie shop in town! But ex-model Kirsty Campbell, isn't about to let an English soldier-boy mess with her shop, or her life. It's England versus Scotland as you've never seen it before. It's Lingerie War.
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
Series: Knitting in the City. Price: Free! Words: 119,590. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.
Nglnd Xpx
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
Encounters
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Parenting, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Five true short stories about encounters with critters: two legged, four legged, no legged, slimy, furry, cute, annoying, and fierce each is sure to delight the reader.
Devil to Pay
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80,420. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
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So you think you've had a bad day at the office? Try running Hades Enterprises, LLc, also known as H.E.LLc. Being the only Archangel in an organization that employs demons has its challenges and daily dose of headaches, but when the current Lucifer falls in love with a mortal woman...apparently heartache is also added to the agenda. Love rules even when you're the Prince of Darkness!
The Poet and the Crock
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A poet of questionable talent meets a leprechaun of dubious character in an out of the way field. Unpleasant truths are revealed. Difficult concessions are made. Profits and losses are balanced. And, hopefully, everyone smiles at the end.