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Twilight of The Bald
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,400. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A secret society of bald men dwelling in the sewers plot their return to the light to reclaim their inheritance.
Memoirs of an Agility Dog #1
Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
It's refreshing to know that out there in the competitive and cut-throat world of dog agility there are still dogs who are willing to occasionally stop and smell the daisies. These are the memoirs of one of those dogs. (Warning: Contains dog humour and may not be suitable for humans.)
Sweet Revenge
Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A very short story about cake and consequences.
Hilda - Aiaia
Series: Hilda the Wicked Witch, Book 9. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,100. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Hilda and William receive a cry for help from one of Hilda's former schoolmates. Of course, Hilda is going to do all she can to help, even if they have to travel to Aiaia.
Sub-Textual Evidence for the Existence of Alien Life and the Extrapolation of Internet Protocols
Price: Free! Words: 6,870. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2012 by A Conspiracy of Authors. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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She's just broken up with her boyfriend and is looking forward to a nice, quiet weekend at home. She didn't count on a crashed alien craft and a cute kitten. Originally published in Planet Relish, 2002.
A (Not So) Healthy Dose of Chaos: A New World
Series: A (Not So) Healthy Dose of Chaos, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 69,630. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Kenaeth Goldwrite's life got chaotic when he became a landlord for six alien women. It gets even worse when the time traveler shows up, to teach him how to manipulate space-time. Now others are after both of them. Will Kenaeth survive?
The Meteoric Rise of Simon Burchwood
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,680. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
On his way to New York to celebrate his impending literary success, Simon Burchwood is the prototypical American careerist. But a quick detour to Montgomery, Alabama to visit a childhood friend sends Simon on a bizarre journey, challenging his hopes and dreams of becoming a famous writer. This is a character study that delves into the psyche of a man who desperately tries to redefine himself.
Morningwood
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When a strange old man slowly shuffles in front of a suburban house, the quiet neighborhood is turned upside down. A short story by Scott Semegran.
How Likely are UFO's?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,010. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A whimsical and lightly written chronicle of UFO history and a great deal of conjecture about who they are and where they came from. A view is advanced that tackles two of the most troubling aspects of UFOs: Winking in and out of existence and the high speed right angle turns.
The Rescue
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2010 by Publishing by Rebecca J. Vickery. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Ordered to fly low-level scans for trilidium on an uninhabited rock of a planetoid known only as X37, Teelak and Adria yearn for more exciting missions. Then they survive a crash landing only to learn the rock isn't as empty as they think. Just what is out there? Will they be rescued?
Tales of the Dim Knight
Series: Adventures of Powerhouse, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,590. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Mild-mannered janitor and superhero fanboy Dave Johnson gets all his wishes at once when an alien symbiot gives him supernatural powers. But what's he to do with them? Follow his laugh-a-minute progress as he fights crime and corruption while trying to keep his family together and avoid being sued for copyright infringement. “A light-hearted escape with a thoughtful twist." Jill Williamson
Dead Locked, A Mystery Novel
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,660. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Imogen Bell dishes publicity for a team of explorers, and she just can't resist a good pirate tale. So when her boss is murdered, Imogen dares to defy her anti-lore boyfriend and joins forces with his nemesis in a hunt to find treasure worth killing for. If she doesn't want to end up in Davy Jones' Locker, Imogen must trust the clues of a dead man and crack open a centuries-old mystery.
The World Where Wishes Worked
Series: Offbeat Humor. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2011 by Parsina Press. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
This is a cautionary tale explaining why you should not suffer fools gladly. No matter how perfect a set-up you've got, all it takes is one fool to screw it up. **A fairy tale for adults.**
Osama Bin Hiding (And his Love of Dr. Pepper)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Historical » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A reporter is nabbed by men from the Taliban and is given a private audience with the most wanted man on the planet. Why? His captor keeps alluding to a game that is eons old. What game? What is I.T.H.A.S.G.A.? And what is it about Oh Henry chocolates and Dr. Pepper?
Why Waste English Setters on Dog Shows?
Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
On the fine art of sowing chaos in public places, with the assistance of undisciplined dogs.
Felon Blames 1970s Church Architecture for Life of Sin: The Ironic Catholic News, Vol. I
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,960. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Catholicism, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
In the style of The Onion, Stephen Colbert, and occasionally Jonathan Swift, the writer of "The Ironic Catholic" website offers light satirical takes on the world of Catholic news. The fake news stories (Attendees of Flannery O'Connor Conference Meet Dire End, Tired Mother Announces 'Come and See' Weekend, Re-gifting Chia Pets Not Considered Lenten Sacrifice, etc.) both entertain and teach.
Are Extra-Terrestrials Edible?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A feasibility study examining whether extra-terrestrials can be utilised to feed the world's hungry. An examination of the ethical, culinary, nutritional and economic considerations.
Al's Antique Shop
Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Two lofty cats, with razor sharp wit, live in an antique shop. They find the merchandise appallingly garish and make no mistake of letting us know they are above it all.
Year of the Chick
Price: Free! Words: 77,910. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. But hope floats again when she meets a fellow writer unexpectedly. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as a creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?
Forever Material
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,180. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
She's absolutely sure he's not the marrying kind… He's absolutely sure she's right… But he's still going to prove her wrong.