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Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes? Over 400 LOL Obama Jokes
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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"Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes?" is a hilarious compilation of over 400 fresh-and-funny Obama jokes. No recycled birth certificate jokes here. The book is 100% original and certified birth-certificate-joke free. It answers burning questions such as, "What's the difference between Obama and your mama?" Written by a former stand-up comic and comedy writer. Miles knows funny!
The Werley Boys
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The Collinsville town board is unhappy with two old men who refuse to hook up their house to the municipal sewer system. And the old men are upset because the "communists" in the town hall want them to stop using the privy they have used all their lives. Fireworks erupt when the board takes action.
Teacher's Pet
Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Jack the Frogmaker
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London. Joanne and Lucy are working girls and are scared to venture out. Jack, the ladies think, has turned Janet into a frog. They feed the frog some of London's finest gin.
Gone Green
You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent! An Austin Chronicle Short Story Prize Winner
Freds Pet
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
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McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Creep
Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Losing One's Appetite
Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Losing One’s Appetite is a humorous horror story with a cowboy vampire who is having difficulty with his intended dinner. The story is under a thousand words.
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.
Encounters
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Parenting, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Five true short stories about encounters with critters: two legged, four legged, no legged, slimy, furry, cute, annoying, and fierce each is sure to delight the reader.
The Sim Diary
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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‘The Sim Diary’ is a humorous short story that gives the reader a peek into the tragic yet comical world of a video game character whose life story is found within a virtual diary hidden within the case of a popular video game. The little man deals with a series of unfortunate incidents that certain video-gamers may be familiar with, until he is ultimately left alone in his virtual home.
The Poet and the Crock
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A poet of questionable talent meets a leprechaun of dubious character in an out of the way field. Unpleasant truths are revealed. Difficult concessions are made. Profits and losses are balanced. And, hopefully, everyone smiles at the end.
The Dragon of Butter
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,520. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: June 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Being an Account of how Sir Leopold de Draco-Butyris was Elevated to the Rank of Baronet.
Renegade Robot
Price: Free! Words: 16,990. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
The Most Beautiful Girl?
Price: Free! Words: 14,400. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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This is a humorous tale revolving around how we define beauty. Set in the hills of western North Carolina in the late 1860's, just after the Civil War. The main characters are Hester Mooney, her daddy, Rooster Mooney; a small town school teacher Nate Cooley and his Aunt Flo. Aunt Flo has a secret shady past. A local disaster cements the relationships of them all.
The PBS Painter's Tale
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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He can paint happy dreamy landscapes in 30 minutes or less -- guaranteed! -- but can he convince his broody teenaged son that the real world is anything other than a cruddy, joyless hellhole? Inspired by (but not depicting) the great Bob Ross. Because every happy little tree needs a friend, and everyone needs to remember there are beautiful places even in a busy world.
The Life of Virginia Wargenheimer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,640. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Virginia attracts trouble wherever she goes whether it's with the Girl Scouts, her high school teachers, the trombone or boys. All she wants is to work at Greasy Cheesey's,get rid of a few pimples and disown her freakish family. Seriously. Bienvenu brings another comedy to the table that will leave you rolling.