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Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store
By Benjamin Wallace
Price: Free! Words: 7,000. Language: American English. Published: April 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
John would rather sit and watch the game, but his wife needs some things at the store. Can he complete the list and get back in time to see the end of the game?
GIT: Onesie
By Marc Corn
Series: GIT, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?
Moonlight and Bleach
By Sandra McDonald
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
By day, Tania's a junior lawyer in Brooklyn with no love life. Every full moon, she turns into a were-maid compelled to clean up after other people's messes. When fireman Mike enters her life, it's love at first swipe for him. But Tania knows better than to mix cleaning with pleasure. A humorous short story from author Sandra McDonald, who hates cleaning but loves Brooklyn.
The Cat Who Signed
By Sandra McDonald
Price: Free! Words: 6,510. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"The trouble with cat people is that they cater and spoil the little beasts.You have to be firm. Set limits." Or so Dylan, a deaf writer in Ohio, believes when he accepts an invitation to cat-sit for a friend in Brooklyn. But Milord is no ordinary cat, and what should be a blissful week in the city soon turns into interspecies war. A humorous story by Sandra McDonald, who is owned by many cats.
The Gentleman Has Left the Building
By Lucy V. Morgan
Price: Free! Words: 15,840. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
One night to bring out his inner alpha. One girl to willing to fall to her knees. One hot party, where anything could happen...
Huff and Puff
By Jenniffer Wardell
Price: Free! Words: 8,550. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
Hortensia is a pig with the problem – she has to work as the big bad wolf's accountant to keep her brothers from being eaten. When the numbers start not adding up, however, she realizes she may be on the wrong side of the story.
The Machine
By Jim Lalor
Price: Free! Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
the machine is a light-hearted look at the difficulties and frustrations often experienced by those individuals who sometimes think outside the square and try to present new ideas to a blinkered community.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Living Veranda
By GW Pearcy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,930. Language: Australian English. Published: April 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Julie has decided she is having a cocktail party on her father’s wooden veranda for her 21st birthday. But her father’s home doesn’t have a wooden veranda. Not yet, anyway. Read on to see how Julie’s birthday wish not only comes true, but how it creates an enhanced life for her, for her dad and for many others, for years to come. Don’t miss this next instalment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
Wonka's Easter Story
By Madeleine Masterson
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is such a performer, here he is again to present your Easter Story, which is all about Duffel and Sam. Easter is such a time of breaking down and starting back up again, Owner wanted a story to put things right, full of fun, rescued animals and magic powers. Duffel to the rescue then! With Wonka's approval what more can we ask? He has even let Owner's illustrations stay in....
Flash in the Pan
By Christine Brand
Series: Flashes of Light, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,110. Language: British English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Flash in the Pan is an assortment of five very short stories, to be dipped into each day, or be consumed all at once (like a Chocolate Orange). Most stories are between 400 and 550 words, with Flash Mob vying for the longest ever flash fiction at 999 words.
Between Floors
By Beate Boeker
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,210. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Sarah can't resist a swim in the luxurious pool of the Grand Excelsior Hotel, though she hates to return to her room in a bathrobe, dripping wet. Just as she braves the elevator, a gorgeous man joins her. Sarah curses her luck and pretends to disappear into thin air, when all at once, the elevator gets stuck . . . This romantic short story includes a sneak peek at another romance by Beate Boeker.
Мережкин и кот
By Tatyana Okhitina
Series: Из жизни Мережкина, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: Russian. Published: April 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
Так ли они просты, наши хвостатые любимцы? Ветеринар Мережкин, знающий домашнюю живность во всех анатомических подробностях, даже и не догадывался, на что способен его кот Федотыч...
Teddy and Roo
By Hayley Scholtz
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,360. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
"Ted, Ted, come quickly, I think we did something bad!"..... So begins another day in the lives of best fur-friends, Teddy and Roo; Ted, who wants nothing more than to be a Good Dog, and Roo, who, despite the best of intentions, attracts trouble like dirt. For these two, life in suburbia is anything but dull. A short children's story that will resonate with anyone who's ever owned dogs!
La Planète Des Pauvres
By Jean-Yves Crozier
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 16. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: French. Published: April 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Poussé par les vents cosmiques, l'équilibriste vogue d'une incertitude à l'autre, profitant en chemin des charmes d'un univers qui s'étend à volonté. L'épreuve de séduction dont est témoin le funambule acoustique, dans ce seizième épisode, montre à quel point il vaut parfois mieux s'abstenir que mal choisir.
Gene Wilder's Face
By Garden Urthark
Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An impoverished young psychic’s career almost founders when he accepts a beautiful chiropractor’s proposal that he perform as her handyman in exchange for care of his sore back.
Three Irish Short Stories: Scared Sober, Deaf Widow Dunphy, The Love Lamb
By James Gould
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These three Irish short stories, set in the fictional town of Ballybrook, explore (1) conflict between love and drinking; (2) greed and gossip versus companionship and (3) overcoming pride and shyness to find love.
Five Relationships and Then One
By J Vergara
Price: Free! Words: 12,470. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How exactly does anybody know he or she isn’t straight? In Five Relationship and Then One, D enters the world clueless about her sexual preference. Then one day, just like other girls, she falls in love with her best friend. Has she found true love or is it only the crumbs she found?
Ian's Gang - Pretty Grim
By Ian Kidd
Series: Ian's Gang, Book 49. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,560. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A series of mysterious deaths in a small country town set Ian's Gang on a confrontation course with the Grim Reaper himself...
B30: Part 2
By G. S. Mattu
Price: Free! Words: 7,040. Language: British English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Michael Trilling is a newly-married professional in London. He's also telepathic. This short story follows on from "B30: Part 1" and is the continuing adventure of London's only mind-reading creative arts professional.
She Picks
By Ryan Loera
Price: Free! Words: 180. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
She picks her nose. She enjoys it.