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An Ounce Of Prevention
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 86,240. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Busy with a new job, flat-out with a renovation and more than adequately occupied with her recently acquired 'family'; Marion feels she has no spare time to spend dealing with additional house guests. However, Mrs Tosthene, Head Librarian extraordinaire, feels quite the opposite and what’s more, doesn’t bother to ask before she foists two new companions on Marion’s already hectic schedule.
Hivernatien Minimus. The Low-Fashion School
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hivernatien is a sorcerer living in Antarctica, His parents decide to send him to Paris, at the Low-Fashion school. What they don't know is that this school is in fact run by Garr Gorr, the second most Machiavellian criminal who plans to rule the world with an army of gnomes. Fortunately, with the help of Sassou, a girl from Botswana, and some magic, Hivernatien will prevent this from happening.
The Christmas Spirit
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Basil Frump is my name, and I have a very unique problem. The neighbor upstairs is a vampire, you see, and even worse, a tax collector. Or tax consultant. These things tend to get jumbled when there's a blood curdling scream at night or the old man decides to pay my door a visit. I've no choice but to stop this vile wretch before he claims every soul in the Greenway.
Single Family Asylum
Price: Free! Words: 49,250. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Parenting » Bedtime stories
When viewed through the eyes of a husband or father, every day family life ends up appearing less-than-normal . . . even ridiculous. Single Family Asylum is a collection of short stories that illustrates this difference in perception. Adding to the the silliness is the fact that the author, Jon Ziegler, is far from a perfect parent in spite of his efforts to be so.
Oli, a star bridge too far
Price: Free! Words: 88,610. Language: British English. Published: December 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Sun has gone barmy, and the end of the world is surely neigh. Oli and the crew must travel to the other side of the galaxy to prevent disaster, helped along the way by telepathic whales, the absent-minded creators of all living things, and Robby the rubbish robot. Should be fun.
Arnie's Prize-Winning Prank
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,130. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Social Issues / Friendship, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
After sixth-grader Arnie Waxman ends up snagged by his underwear, dangling from The Wall of Doom, everything he does to restore his reputation backfires. He is left friendless, in the principal's office, and the target of the class bully. Arnie hatches a bold plan, one that could either end in triumph or misery, but it's his only hope of finishing sixth grade with an ounce of dignity.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Tweeton - 140c
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 19. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. The wire walker discovers that some planets have restrictive dosage in this nineteenth episode and that finding the correct measurements can prove quite mind blogging blagging gargling BOGGLIG GLING BOGGLIG AAAAAARG!!!
Speak of the Devil
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 98,260. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Navigating her quirky clients and searching for her lost relatives in rural Pennsylvania has almost done Marleigh Benning in. Now, with new surprises and problems, will she be able to outlast her summer contract?
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
Mattia che visse due volte
Price: Free! Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mattia è un ragazzo felicemente inserito in una normalissima famiglia quando scopre degli indizi strani che lo portano a indagare sul proprio passato e la propria vera provenienza. Aiutato dalle circostanze scopre l'ultima cosa che poteva immaginare. La vicenda, nell'offrire uno spaccato di vita attuale, non lesina in ironia e parodia, con spunti spassosi tra cronaca e diario, anche grotteschi
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Woman with the Golden Sex Spatula
Price: Free! Words: 34,070. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Someone has stolen the most valuable erotic artefact in the British National Museum of Perversion: The Golden Sex Spatula. To solve the mystery, the UK’s Central Perversion Enforcement Directorate has no choice but to call in the directorate’s leading experts in all that is rude and naughty: Norbert Trouser-Quandary and his wife Maureen, from the village of Little Frigging in the Wold.
Speaking in Tungs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 95,560. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How hard can one job be? Marleigh Benning, aa a newly-minted speech therapist, is out of her element as she discovers layers of secrets in the lives of her quirky patients as well as her own past.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
Wedding Gown and other Short Plays
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,280. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a trilogy of short plays. In other words, it is a collection of three plays. I wrote the first play titled 'Wedding Gown' after observing the soon to be bride of my uncle in 2007 and her clamour for a nice wedding gown. All the plays are comical in nature hence they are designed to make you laugh. I bet you will enjoy them and then ask for more at the end.
Terry And Moonflasks
Price: Free! Words: 42,950. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » International crime
Popular 1980s comedian Terry Scott comes by a series accidents into the possession of a precious piece of Ming dynasty porcelain. This leads him to become involved in a web of intrigue involving Triads, Moonflasks, Manufacturing, Geology and Religion. In order to escapes this he persuades a friend to infiltrate a private girl’s school in Purley, undertakes a porcelain heist and finally...

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