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A Punto de Reventar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
La Pregunta de 500 Dólares
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,750. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa? Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Confucius Say
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 190. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Words of wisdom from the Chinese teacher himself. Well ok not exactly, but more like the things he might have always wanted to say but never could. Confucius Say contains the ten best words of wisdom and sarcasm he never said but probably should have!
The Dimmer from Hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
Fat Riker
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,040. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fat Riker may be the worst band on the planet. With thirty years of bizarre shows, puzzling albums and countless lineup changes, their history is almost impenetrable. When one man inherits the band by answering a mysterious classified ad, he finds himself with the unenviable task of sorting it all out.
The Warparound
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 15. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Subjected to an environment that defies the logic of time and space, the acrobat like some poor creature in a wheel, struggles to advance in this fifteenth episode.
Mint Condition
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second escapade in the Clegghorne trilogy in which Arnold and his grandson Michael make and then fire their own gun.
The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs
Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
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Another flash fiction story intended to make you laugh. I am not going to give you a synopsis, as that would probably end up the same length as the story...
Tsunami Warning
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,350. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The circus is coming to town and people keep dying. Jim and Kram are back in their second hilarious romp around their secluded Southeast Alaskan island.
Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale
You set the price! Words: 75,690. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?
The Tallyman
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Dark Man was leaning over me smiling down into my face. He was a malevolent-looking man. "Good Day Sunshine, I'm The Tallyman...and I've been sent to collect." There was a pause and the smile got wider. "What is owed." Trapped in the Waste Lands, Stephen is running from The Mist while the writer and some of his characters are determined he never escapes the Dead Zone.
StarWarts (and those Galactic Diabolical Desserts)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,040. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This Star Wars parody includes all 6 episodes. Relive the epic story of the Jagermeisters: Quite-Gone Gin, Obi-Wop Cannoli, and Master Yo-daNoodle, wielding the power of The Sauce; Mannequin PieStalker, Queen I’maDollop and their twin progeny, Lutefisk and his sister the Princesstual LayOnYa. Join them as they battle evil with their unsavory comrades, HandJob SoloMio and his sidekick, Chewbacon.
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
Til Death Us Do Join
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,440. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mortimer Fitzroy is a soul guide. Soul guides go to earth to pick up the souls of deceased people. When he's sent down to collect the souls of a few people who are about to die there is a lot more waiting for him than just a routine pick-up. His customers are not the easiest ones to deal with and finding a good place for them in the afterlife also proves a challenge.
A Handful of Odd: Two
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four tales of the absurd, from a Medusa infestation to a errant spaceship. By the author of 'A Cornucopia of odd', 'Severely Odd: A 2014 Collection' etc. Short stories/flash fiction Approx. 5,000 words total
Texas John Alden (Annotated Edition)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,320. Language: American English. Published: July 15, 2015 by Ronin Robot Press. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Texas John Alden is the story of Breckinridge Elkins and the various and sundry troubles that he innocently (but violently) fell into in his pursuit of the beautiful Betty Wilkinson. A classic of Western vernacular and spinning of tall tales. With Annotations by Barbara Flanagan