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I love you god more than my sweet heart
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 94,420. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A highly qualified person remain unemployed for more than 1 year despite having an engineering degree from a reputed university. He was forced to drive auto to earn his livelihood. His girlfriend left him due to his arrogant behaviour. He entangled in the trap of self proclaimed god man who cast a bad eye on his girlfriend. Who will get his girlfriend back? Engineer or godman
Second Time Around
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,520. Language: British English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Phoebe Philips is perpetually single. At the age of thirty-two, she’s tried all the top dating tricks without success. So when her friend suggests she joins an online dating agency, Phoebe feels like she has nothing to lose. Despite her best efforts, the cyber dates don’t go to plan and things just go from bad to worse. Will Phoebe get her happy ever after, or is she doomed to be single forever?
The Mudman of Mount McKinley
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The extreme hazards of childhood curiosity visit a first-grader on his way back to school after lunch. He encounters the champion of all snow-covered mud piles along the way and cannot resist scaling it before completing his trek back to class. The consequences will prove far more disastrous than he expects.
When The Time Comes
Series: Acoustic Funambulist. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, the Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. Our rope artist is confronted to the subjective value of time and the importance of the moment in this twelfth episode.
Zero to Sixty (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,480. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Professional thief Jason Thornhill and his crew are back. This time their target is a Montreal drug lord's four hundred thousand dollar Lamborghini. There's a nice payoff waiting for them if they can pull it off. The only things standing in their way are two dim-witted henchmen, a bored rookie cop, a trio of backwoods scavengers, and an army of state troopers. Fasten your seatbelt...
Saving Grace
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The second story in the Ten Random Sentences Series. In this story, three pals save a girl from a horrible life of cruelty.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
Gnocchi
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Gnocchi,” is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both.
The Lawnmower
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes mowing the lawn becomes more exciting than you planned.
Send in the Clowns (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,060. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
THE BIG BANG THEORY meets OCEAN'S ELEVEN Jason and friends may be on to a major score. A crooked attorney's warehouse full of stolen merchandise is an attractive target, but no job is as easy as it looks. The wisecracking, pop culture-obsessed crew will need to scramble if they want get away with the swag. And stay out of jail. Send in the Clowns is a short story. Approximate length: 9000 words
Ward's Laws Part 4
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are the continuing jokes of Ward’s Laws. Its three-year mission: to explore silly thoughts; to seek out new humor and new life observations; to boldly joke where no man has joked before.
Ward's Laws Part 3
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is the third in the comedy series by Doug Ward. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account, I did what every other forty-something year old does. I froze, I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits, and said LOL a lot, but that just wasn’t me. I wanted to do something more.
Cosmic Tales 11: Star Child
Price: Free! Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a beautiful summer's day, Elwood and Wingclipper search a planet for valuable coins scattered by a crashed ship, while Rodeena makes a sinister discovery on board the Chromium Bullet.
Heaven - Dogs really do!
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
How an avid dog lover gets a glimpse into what is in store for Man's Best Friend
The Brass Pandemonium
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: Australian English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
As the years mount one’s outlook on life can mellow, and oft with this comes an inclination to rail less vigorously against the elements (you might say), to see one's failures in a softer light and to be less reticent in trumpeting one's triumphs – though softly still and with elemental decorum. So let me open the door on my private life and affairs the merest fraction and I’ll tell you a story…
The Berserker and the Pedant: Episodes 1-4
Series: The Berserker and the Pedant: Season One, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 9,300. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gurken Stonebiter, dwarven berserker and avatar of Durstin Firebeard, is in a pretty pickle. Thieves made off with temple property, sending him into a fit of vengeful rage. Gurken and the priests compel the thieves to quest for a lost artifact. Gurken’s adventures have a cunning, tongue-in-cheek style and quick-as-a-whip writing that will have fans of The Princess Bride begging for more.
Beasts of Warghoul
Series: Trevor: Diary of an Alien. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,010. Language: American English. Published: April 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trevor and his buddies from Space Patrol are sent on a mission to find a group of missing Scouts. What they discover is a plot that threatens the entire Galaxy ... unless Trevor can do something about it. Read Trevor's diary and witness the beginnings of a legend.
Bad Publicity
Series: Isobel Spice Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,730. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Aspiring actress and office temp Isobel Spice finds a warm welcome at Dove & Flight Public Relations, thanks to her old school friend Katrina Campbell. However, the atmosphere chills considerably when Isobel unwittingly serves an important client a deadly dose of poisoned coffee.
To Not Be In Hamlet
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,820. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Murder in a small town is shocking, but maybe not half as strange as its quirky residents. Can mystery writer Sam MacNeil solve the crime before he becomes the next victim? Perhaps, if the simple townsfolk don't drive him crazy first...