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Onion & Pea. The adventures of the Nuclear Onion and the Atomic Pea
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Leo was a normal boy with a normal life until two of the strangest creatures anyone's ever seen came into his life: an onion and a pea dressed as superheroes! Their adventures feature all sorts, from pirate treasures to closet monsters and quirky mothers-in-law, and you can find out all about it in the 8 chapters of this e-book, full of comic strips and family-friendly fun.
I've Never Been Partial To Girls Who Swear
Price: Free! Words: 10,920. Language: British English. Published: June 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
A collection from 2006-2012 focusing on the human condition - stranded in carparks, drunken potato pickers, first love - not to mention the odd bodily functions - many of the works are humorous, often turning digression into an art form. This book has been written to be read out loud.
Tiny Earth 2
Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet?
The Funny Tales of The Fails
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,410. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is a collection of funny stories about serious people. Prepare for tons of laugh with these original stories. This book includes four short stories, including the witty professor, the evil cook, the funny bed and the hypochondriac diary.
Dandruff Hits The Turtleneck
Price: Free! Words: 44,290. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An amateur entomologist takes over a backwater public house and is trusted with a secret that must go no further.
A Visit From God
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Religious
It had been a quiet Saturday afternoon for Sven, he was just lying around on the sofa watching the football and chilling out. His wife was away for the weekend, he was all alone and he was loving it! He had a cold beer in one hand, TV remote in the other and a bowl of snacks in front of him. He was in heaven. And then the TV went blank and a bearded figure spoke to Sven - it was God.
The God of Love Will See You Now
Price: Free! Words: 2,630. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three short, short stories explore the not-always-successful work of the God of Love, Victor Valentine.
Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Zachary Zombie has been sent by Gert the Wicked Witch to find the magical Dagger of Gik from the ruins of an old wizard’s mansion. He is accompanied by Al, Gus, and Carl, three fellow zombies. Will they discover the lost Dagger of Gik? What dangers await the rotting zombies? Who will lose the most body parts? And who, what, or where in the world is Gik?
Party Girl to Party Pooper
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Parenting / stepparenting
One girl's tale from last-call to wake-up call.
Everything Sucks #4, The Twist
Price: Free! Words: 2,970. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Real pitch meetings happened in tiny, stuffy offices, stacked to the ceiling with towers of shoddy, half assed scripts, fast food wrappers littering the floor like greasy shrapnel because busy people tend to toss without looking, and to top it off they always (and I mean always) reeked of stale coffee and the even staler guys who chugged it.
The Wildcard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,670. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Phil Connolly is about to get dragged down memory lane when his ex fiance, Jess McClean, wakes from a coma with no memory of their separation.
Turning Thirty-Twelve
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,860. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jackie Delgado didn’t want a new man in her life. Bowing to pressure from friends, she agrees to a blind date. But when Mark Brennan calls, she realizes the date won’t be “blind.” He’s the father of one of her students. Then the dreaded blind date turns out to be more exciting than she’d ever imagined.
McRoots
Series: The Cripplesby Diaries, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,260. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Somewhere in Africa an age-old demon is stirring, and if it is not stopped a wave of hate and destruction will engulf us all. Step forward Elliot and Geeza! In an epic plot, our heroes must contend with mystifying hieroglyphs, pumpkin-headed goons, hairy black caterpillars, aliens, sunburn and so much more! Can they save the World? And what’s all this about the pyramids being built by Scotsmen...?
Running A.M.U.C.
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 39,130. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
“Welcome to this opening of the Arte Museum of Unusual Crafts,” reads the press release; in fact, the museum has been open for eight months with few visitors. Will this “Opening Night” do the trick? It starts with the main show going missing, includes a killer cook in Café D’AMUC, a temperamental artist, and a local burglar hiding in the museum. Have fun, just don’t eat the crunchy cheese!
Älämä
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: Finnish. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lyhyet ihmiskuvat; lista koostuu roskapostini spammereiden nimistä. Paljastan teille heidän persoonansa.
Bread
Series: The Cripplesby Diaries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 84,690. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
A man obsessed with Scotland, a Shamanic Detective and a monk displaced through time must all try to stop a madman from taking over the world. Chasing from London to Africa, Texas to Canada, can our heroes stop him in time to prevent a global financial meltdown? Stock market thugs, Kenyan car races, hallucinogenic trips, the SAS, and a talking moose all pull together to spin an amazing tale!
The Angle
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 56,240. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A devastating depiction of the isolation, entitlement, myopia and unprofitable pursuits plaguing the press, from its lowest unpaid roots to the hack kings of the column, The Angle examines the perilous place of news in the digital age, mixing biting humour with jaundiced yellow journalism in a colourful catalogue of a young man’s decline from eager cub reporter to long-in-the-tooth newshounds.
A Letter to Noah
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,670. Language: American English. Published: June 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Christian » Historical
Marah writes Noah, wanting to know how he survived the Flood, and telling him the many problems of this world.
Miriam's Fairytales
Price: Free! Words: 8,140. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new form of fairytales surfaces from the depths of Miriam's brain. Included are fairytales about Nallely, Zayda, Denise, Lydia, Atozoon, and even a special extended version of Zayda's fairytale. Enjoy!
Best By Default
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,940. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A lost soul in Purgatory uses his new life to emulate his childhood idol, with mixed results.