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Christmas Magic and three other stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,000. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four full picture stories packed in one - each one with its own character and poise. Read on to enjoy. Story One: Christmas Magic is about an amazing family reunion. Story Two: The Two Lionesses is a roller coaster adventure of how a lioness finds her own. Story Three: The Lizard and the Mouse is a story of two friends who make it to the top. Story Four: Uncle Johnny needs food but can't find an
A Very Lassie Christmas & 3:39 a.m. "The Bachelor Party" (The Lassie Files 3 & 4)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,160. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Two crazy adventures with Lassie and the gang. Includes 3:39 a.m. "The Bachelor Party"
Le Chat De Sisyphe
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 24. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,780. Language: French. Published: December 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Lors de ce vingt-quatrième épisode, l'équilibriste fait une rencontre à en perdre la logique du mythe.
El absurdo bluperniano
You set the price! Words: 42,120. Language: Spanish. Published: December 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Los blupernianos son seres pequeños y viscosos con forma similar a un pulpo, unos seres que dedican su vida a la obra de unos desconocidos "ingenieros" y observar sus obras. Se encuentran en una nave situada en la órbita de la tierra, ahí han estado durante miles de años, ahora reciben la visita de un supervisor debido a sus investigaciones y sus interacciones con los humanos.
An Ounce Of Prevention
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,240. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Busy with a new job, flat-out with a renovation and more than adequately occupied with her recently acquired 'family'; Marion feels she has no spare time to spend dealing with additional house guests. However, Mrs Tosthene, Head Librarian extraordinaire, feels quite the opposite and what’s more, doesn’t bother to ask before she foists two new companions on Marion’s already hectic schedule.
The Christmas Spirit
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Basil Frump is my name, and I have a very unique problem. The neighbor upstairs is a vampire, you see, and even worse, a tax collector. Or tax consultant. These things tend to get jumbled when there's a blood curdling scream at night or the old man decides to pay my door a visit. I've no choice but to stop this vile wretch before he claims every soul in the Greenway.
Single Family Asylum
Price: Free! Words: 49,170. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Parenting » Childhood development
When viewed through the eyes of a husband and father, every day family life ends up appearing less-than-normal. And the harder the author tries to attain "perfect parent" status, the more ridiculous and hilarious the stories become. The book is offered free,but for those who enjoyed the book, donations can be made here: https://james127.org/
Oli, a Star Bridge Too Far
Price: Free! Words: 88,610. Language: British English. Published: December 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Sun has gone barmy, and the end of the world is surely neigh. Oli and the crew must travel to the other side of the galaxy to prevent disaster, helped along the way by telepathic whales, the absent-minded creators of all living things, and Robby the rubbish robot. Should be fun.
Arnie's Prize-Winning Prank
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,130. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Social Issues / Friendship, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
After sixth-grader Arnie Waxman ends up snagged by his underwear, dangling from The Wall of Doom, everything he does to restore his reputation backfires. He is left friendless, in the principal's office, and the target of the class bully. Arnie hatches a bold plan, one that could either end in triumph or misery, but it's his only hope of finishing sixth grade with an ounce of dignity.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Tweeton - 140c
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 19. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. The wire walker discovers that some planets have restrictive dosage in this nineteenth episode and that finding the correct measurements can prove quite mind blogging blagging gargling BOGGLIG GLING BOGGLIG AAAAAARG!!!
Lou's Tattoos, A Comedy of Errors
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,890. Language: American English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Think "Romeo & Juliet" meets "The Three Stooges." It's 1995, and Lourdes O'Malley, tattoo artist, idolizes a famous, reclusive photographer: Galen Randall. Ironically, the never-photographed Randall meets Lou and, smitten, pursues her. But, tattooed biker gangs nationwide resolve to protect Lou from the stranger they mistake for a hitman. Can star-crossed lovers survive dimwitted biker bumblers?
Road Sailors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,200. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » Road travel
Road Sailors is a story about identical twin brothers Trapp and Remy McFlynn who reunite after many years apart. When Trapp returns to Canada from the Far East, they search together for a writer’s cabin. Covering 7000km in 6 weeks, the 40-year-old twins cross the country in search of their piece of Eden but the more Trapp discovers about his brother, the more he fears for his brother’s safety...
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
Mattia che visse due volte
Price: Free! Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mattia è un ragazzo felicemente inserito in una normalissima famiglia quando scopre degli indizi strani che lo portano a indagare sul proprio passato e la propria vera provenienza. Aiutato dalle circostanze scopre l'ultima cosa che poteva immaginare. La vicenda, nell'offrire uno spaccato di vita attuale, non lesina in ironia e parodia, con spunti spassosi tra cronaca e diario, anche grotteschi
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Woman with the Golden Sex Spatula
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 34,070. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Someone has stolen the most valuable erotic artefact in the British National Museum of Perversion: The Golden Sex Spatula. To solve the mystery, the UK’s Central Perversion Enforcement Directorate has no choice but to call in the directorate’s leading experts in all that is rude and naughty: Norbert Trouser-Quandary and his wife Maureen, from the village of Little Frigging in the Wold.