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Pale Lover, New Adult Romance (PALE Series)
By Mac Flynn
Series: PALE. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,140. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Trixie’s feelings for her boss blossom and wilt as indecision crashes head-on into forces outside her control. The whole world has learned of her affair with John, and now they want to know everything even if that means reading lies in the worst gossip magazines. The pair have to use their wits and the Deus Ex Machina powers of Cecil to get themselves out of this mess so they can live in peace.
Three Irish Short Stories: Scared Sober, Deaf Widow Dunphy, The Love Lamb
By James Gould
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These three Irish short stories, set in the fictional town of Ballybrook, explore (1) conflict between love and drinking; (2) greed and gossip versus companionship and (3) overcoming pride and shyness to find love.
Steve - This Is My Garden! by Petra Vallance
By Val Wineyard
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,470. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zany comedy romance on the older woman/younger man theme, wildly funny, set in windy Watford, England, and Mediterranean France, this fast and sometimes saucy action that will make you long for the four S's, sun, sea, sand and - ? Full of original secondary characters, described by author Petra's witty pen and passion for alliteration, this story will brighten your holidays for years to come.
Five Relationships and Then One
By J Vergara
Price: Free! Words: 12,470. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How exactly does anybody know he or she isn’t straight? In Five Relationship and Then One, D enters the world clueless about her sexual preference. Then one day, just like other girls, she falls in love with her best friend. Has she found true love or is it only the crumbs she found?
Ian's Gang - Pretty Grim
By Ian Kidd
Series: Ian's Gang, Book 49. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,560. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A series of mysterious deaths in a small country town set Ian's Gang on a confrontation course with the Grim Reaper himself...
B30: Part 2
By G. S. Mattu
Price: Free! Words: 7,040. Language: British English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Michael Trilling is a newly-married professional in London. He's also telepathic. This short story follows on from "B30: Part 1" and is the continuing adventure of London's only mind-reading creative arts professional.
Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 1: At Gibbelins' Tower
By The Gibbelins' Tower Company
You set the price! Words: 119,290. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
She Picks
By Ryan Loera
Price: Free! Words: 180. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
She picks her nose. She enjoys it.
Encounters
By J.A. Behnke
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Parenting
(5.00 from 1 review)
Five true short stories about encounters with critters: two legged, four legged, no legged, slimy, furry, cute, annoying, and fierce each is sure to delight the reader.
The Haywood Family Christmas Letter
By Jenna Noel
Price: Free! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When a young teenage girl takes over the responsibility of writing her family's Christmas letter, some pretty blunt and humorous revelations are made.
Gwenny June's Tommy Crown Affair
By Richard Dorrance
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 83,120. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gwenny June's husband is out of town for a couple of months, and she gets bored. So what does she do but steal the most famous painting in Charleston, and hang it in her livingroom. The insurance company sends their best investigator, and soon he is on her trail. Just like in the famous movie, they fall for each other, Tommy Crown alternately courting her and trying to throw her in jail.
Checking In (People you wouldn't want to work with - Episode 1)
By Leigh Barker
Price: Free! Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Rob works for Global Air Lite and as usual there's nothing happening at the check-in desks. So he decides to liven things up, as usual. With calamitous results, as usual. Laugh out load funny and great a escape from 'normality'.
Toddler Tales: An Older Dad Survives the Raising of Young Children in Modern America
By Lee B. Mulder
Price: Free! Words: 28,250. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Couples that get pregnant in their 40’s and 50’s must be nuts,” the author writes. “These are people with productive jobs, breakable furniture, cars without Cheerios and a comfortable lifestyle. But from the moment the rabbit dies, that all changes.” These tales present child rearing from a whole new point of view... funny, moving and all too close to home for many of us.
Perchance to Dream
By DJ Cockburn
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man dies content knowing he’s lived the life of a true Englishman. When he finds his trials are far from over, he has to question whether it was all a waste of effort.
The Soapy Beast: A Frothing Good Short Story
By Lee Daniel Bullen
Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This short story is written with a unique perspective and accomplished what the author set out to do. It made me want to read more." Tom, Dick & Harry are characters written out of a story and exiled within the writer’s distant memory; but with the help of scented soap, a beast and an angry mob they may just grab his attention again, return to his active thought and take over his mind!
Unmade Classics: Two Hilarious Situation Comedies
By Lee Daniel Bullen
Price: Free! Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Unmade Classics’ features two situation comedies by Lee Daniel Bullen, bestselling author of ‘Beset’. ‘Where Are They Now?’ and ‘New Ageing’ were both optioned by production companies but sadly chopped during the financial crisis cutbacks. Hope remains they’ll make it on the screen one day, until then they’re proudly presented in this modestly-titled and hilarious eBook!
Dream Your Life
By Jean-Yves Crozier
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 11. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, the Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. In a wet and jazzy underworld, the equilibrist is, in this eleventh episode, immersed and taken for a dream.
The Window Seat
By Benjamin Sutton
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 97,840. Language: Australian English. Published: March 25, 2014 by Nicholas D Meeny. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
*Galley Copy only* - This book is in the drafting stage, this upload is purely for the exercise of Smashwords navigation. If you decide to view the book, please be mindful of the drafting process and lookout for the 1st edition.
No Time for Seduction (Mirror Falls #2)
By Michele Bardsley
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 40,890. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ronda James, a widowed mother of three, agrees to appear on her best friend’s television show to discuss child discipline. However, she's not prepared for the arrogant and uninformed views of childless veterinarian Seth Stone.
Roll The Dice
By John Blandly
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Designated drivers, runaway cows, best-selling authors, and trips to other planets--that is what you get when you roll the dice. So, go ahead, try it.