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Robocopout
Series: Flash Fiction Month. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,490. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How much cyborg does six million dollars actually get you nowadays? Will anybody ever manage to use time travel to kill Hitler? And is that guy a wizard or just a man wearing a dress? Written one-a-day in July 2016, the stories in this book will answer all these questions and more!
The Diary of a Canadian Nobody
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 105,070. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Arthur Lakelady has many worries. Alys, his wife, is infatuated with the home renovator re-modelling the kitchen, or so their teenage daughter Gwen says. How Gwen knows this is a mystery to Arthur for she never leaves her bedroom, except to go to school and work. Gwen’s worried a family breakup will spoil her chances of a good university.
The Delinquent Baker
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: British English. Published: December 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Flash fiction about a frustrated cake maker. A baker of truth?
Dragons Don't Grow On Trees - A Magical Tail
Series: The "Fenton Dragon" Series, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,460. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Take the sleepy little town of Fenton, West Virginia, where little has changed in the last 150 years. Add an aging over-endowed diva, fireball wielding senior citizens, an ex hippie conservative republican warlock and a somewhat misguided “epic battle” between good and evil. Sprinkle liberally (pun intended) with gnomes, zombies, vampires, gremlins, winged horses and a whole host of other strange
Grandma And Me, And Bernard, My Elephant
Series: Kid Stuff. Price: Free! Words: 20. Language: Australian English. Published: December 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(200 Words, actually; text on pics.) An illustrated poem for a treasured grand daughter, showing some of Life's unexpected twists and turns – a chance meeting, a blossoming friendship, then discovery, disaster and a tragic parting of ways.
The Gangster & The Socialite Book One: Heart-On Collision
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,300. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » New adult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this romantic comedy story with a crime/suspense twist, get ready to be plunged into a whirlwind of volatile emotions and non-stop action as two people from very different worlds collide, resulting in a spontaneous combustion that neither of them planned nor imagined.
More Hardcore Humor
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the long awaited sequel to my side-splitting classic, "HARDCORE HUMOR." Once again I scoured the Earth for the absolute best in gonad-rattling insults and adult humor specifically crafted to shock and offend, but most importantly leave you laughing till you vomit . Nothing is diluted. Nothing is cheapened. Nothing is sacred. Let the fun and hilarity begin.
Super Mum! Frazzled, Frumpy and Fabulous!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,590. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: December 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Motherhood. It’s one of life’s journeys that some of us choose to partake in. It’s a crazy ride, full of ups and downs and in-betweens. I have three children already, and one on the way. And even though this is what I wanted, I still find myself asking... What the hell was I thinking?
Gas (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe)
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gas (Or Petrol In Parts Of Europe), a look at running short of fuel.
Murder At The Mystery Mansion
Series: The Doreen Sizemore Adventures, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,140. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2016 by L. J. Emory Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this tongue-in-cheek novella, bad things happen every time Doreen Sizemore leaves her South Shore, Kentucky home. She can’t seem to go anywhere without stumbling over yet another dead body. So Doreen comes up with a solution. She won’t go anywhere. She’ll simply stay in her tiny home town where everything is nice and safe. But is it?
At the Tip of His Pen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,650. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Norton, a writer of how-to books, dreams of writing a novel of epic proportion when the world of words begins to de ... det ..., uh ... come apart. Now, nothing will ever be the sa ... sa ... how it was before.
The Blessing of the Animals
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 30,520. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2016 by Rhino Warrior Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Christian » Short stories
A collection of short stories about the misadventures of the congregation, clergy, and staff of the "little green church in Normal, Pennsylvania."
Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,190. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
You’ve set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you’ve set the bar low—way low—you’re not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away? Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another…
The Farm
Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
The Farm - a small story, about a story. It's a short story, so short it does not meet the Short Description format of one particular retailer's minimum length of 50 non-whitespace characters (which frankly sounds a little politically incorrect) to even list it. The author has demanded they contact him in regard to this matter and speak to him and several of his lawyers...
36 Fun - volume3
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,630. Language: Portuguese. Published: December 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
36Fun é um almanaque de diversão, nele você encontra 180 motivos para se divertir ou relaxar. Composto de: piadas, trivias, cartuns, quizzes e curiosidades. A cada novo volume novos motivos para você, rir, se informar de coisas inúteis e relaxar. Não recomendado para menores de 14 anos.
A Taste Of My Thoughts The Night Before Christmas
Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Christmas holiday is upon us and all the stress that goes with it. So here is a little poem to aid you in your time of need. Enjoy!
A Taste Of My Thoughts My Glass Eye
Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Often we do not see being blind by our surroundings. So here is just another thought twisted for an eye replacement so we can see once more...
Field Tripping
Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: American English. Published: December 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Karrie Ann and her class are going on a field trip! To the local park to find a rare newt. Things happen. Short story, 2500 words. And FUNNY!
Super Mum? From One Frazzled Mum to Another
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,340. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: December 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All I ever wanted was to be a mum. Turns out,it’s not quite what I imagined it to be. I’m not that perfectly dressed, refined mother who’s always portrayed on TV. No. That’s not me. I make mistakes. My children aren’t perfect. In fact, they can be downright devilish at times. And I have three of them. Three! What the hell was I thinking?
Murder On The Mississippi Queen
Series: The Doreen Sizemore Adventures, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,130. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2016 by L. J. Emory Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this tongue-in-cheek novella, reluctant amateur sleuth, Doreen Sizemore, vows to never leave her home in South Shore, Kentucky ever again. She’s afraid of discovering another dead body since murders only seem to happen when she travels.