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Living Dead Lovers
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You set the price! Words: 102,160. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
She’s alive but he’s dead… Living Dead Lovers follows the life and times of famed psychic-medium half-Romani gypsy Valentina ‘Cabbage’ Moone, from her mute infancy trawling the roads of Europe to a fiery-tongued, hard-drinking, speed-loving clairvoyant with a complete disregard for human life, including her own of late…
Studs 4 Hire Boxed Set
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 126,390. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Boxed set includes Studs 4 Hire #1 WOMAN on TOP, and Studs 4 Hire #2 WOMAN in CHARGE
Chloe Babineaux Private Investigator
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Series: Chloe Babineaux, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 109,250. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Chloe is a private investigator hired to find a missing painting. Chloe's brother and his hot, new partner are detectives in the Rapides Parish Sherriff's Department keep getting in her way. They don't slow her down but the person shooting at her does. But doesn't stop her from her task. Chloe's adventure is funny to everyone but her.
Black Cockles (unabridged version)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 103,390. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Ed thought taking Emma to Cornwall was a good idea but a serial killer is at large. DCI Brown is heading the investigation and under pressure to solve the case as each attack becomes more frenzied and the killer just as elusive. Ed however, has other things on his mind as his trip turns into a living hell after being targeted by a vindictive thug who will stop at nothing not even murder.
Checkered Scissors
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four lost souls find themselves stuck in unlikely places: a young entrepreneur, a swimming pool salesman, a collector, and a mad scientist. Their lives intertwine in an adventure extending between worlds. In order to find where they would rather be, they search for the one thing that might take them there... The Checkered Scissors.
Wild About Larry
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Price: Free! Words: 102,630. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A disparate crew of people come together to create a zany TV show. I'd appreciate any feedback and can be contacted at ryan_garry@hotmail.com.
Nglnd Xpx
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
The Big Wig
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 129,270. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After surviving a bizarre near-death experience, lonely flesh-planet Wiggy Higgins launches a gut-busting quest to lose weight fast and find his true love before life passes him by.
Murgatroyd's Christmas Club
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 116,330. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
(4.00 from 1 review)
Mill worker, Willie Arkenthwaite, suddenly, and by his own doing, becomes treasurer of the Murgatroyd's Mill Christmas club. Being rude, crude & terribly rude, how will this docile and inarticulate man accomplish this? With his friends, workmates and many comical mishaps along the way, that's how.
The Lost Ballet
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Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 100,600. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another in the series of caper novels staring Gwenny and Roger June, who live in America's most beautiful town, Charleston, SC. In a secret compartment of an antique desk they find a musical score by Igor Stravinsky, and decide to produce the world premier of this lost ballet. Also staring Pete Townshend of THE WHO, Catherine Deneuve, and Mikhail Baryshnikov. And of course Stirg, their enemy.
Of Superior Design
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Series: Superior Beings, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 104,700. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Of Superior Design is the sequel to The Wolves of Third Clan. Heaven had a plan for Werewolves and Vampires, they were seeded on Earth for a reason; an answer to the Hellion Hoard. Beings designed with perfection and allowed to evolve until the intended product emerged; a superior Superior.It arrived with Daemon alongside a worrisome thought.If he were Heaven's answer what would become of them?
The Mentor
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Price: Free! Words: 118,090. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 1 review)
"No question, THE MENTOR is a powerful thriller -- but it's also funny."- Brad Meltzer, New York Times bestselling author Dexter dies in six minutes if he doesn't escape the cargo van at the bottom of a quarry lake. He knows this because the stranger who busted into his apartment said so. This is NOT the best time he's ever had in a van. What he doesn't know is that this is only the beginning.
Heavenly Hoboes
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Price: Free! Words: 101,860. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two hard-drinking hoboes have no idea that they are on a divine mission when they meet up with each other on a train to Midvale. But what begins in a small Midwestern town facing tough times soon blossoms into a worldwide event that will make you laugh a lot, cry a little and will surely give you pause for thought.
Bus Of Fools
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You set the price! Words: 110,370. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
In Bus Of Fools, Guru Abbryggdd, co-creator of the OtherNet, attempts to regain his family's lost estate and place in the House of Lords. He and pretender to the throne of England, the "terrorist" Bonny Black Prince join forces to recapture their respective places in history and society. Along the way, Guru meets a number of American tourists, in Paris on a week-long bus tour.
I Racconti d'Estate
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Price: $2.25 USD. Words: 116,000. Language: Italian. Published: August 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Racconti brevi. Fuochi d'artificio in ogni pagina. Favole comiche. Racconti gialli. Storie di viaggi. La Principessa e il Ranocchio Impaziente Tutti sappiamo come cominciano queste storie, un giovane principe se ne va a cavallo nei boschi, incontra una strega che gli chiede di sposarla, il principe rifiuta la proposta, la strega non prende la cosa per il verso giusto e trasforma il principe i
Catalyst!
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Series: Barb Stark Mysteries, Book 8 ยท Barb Stark Mysteries, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 137,090. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Ever want to shake an arrogant celebrity’s world? Fix political corruption? Meet Mother Nature at her worst and come out alive? And want to do all of this while figuring out a complicated love life with very complicated men and match wits with a blood-sports pro and a crime lord? Come along with Dr. Barb Stark. The good folk of Duncan are at it again.
The Debt & the Doormat
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Price: Free! Words: 146,570. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.91 from 11 reviews)
When Jazz gets herself into financial trouble Poppy, being a good friend, offers to help. She instead ends up being talked into swapping lives, with Jazz insisting it will be good and help her get over her broken heart. Poppy is thrown into a new life, full of crazy housemates and her life soon becomes chaos. Will she get her life back before her brother's wedding? And will she want to?
How Not To Commit Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 112,900. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Career conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight after his latest stint in prison - until he stumbles upon a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust, and is blackmailed into becoming an accomplice. Never have his skills in lying and cheating been so vital, as he tries to save Lucy's life, and his own - without his wife finding out.
The Wolves of Third Clan
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Series: Superior Beings, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 118,980. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
There are supeior beings on the Earth who were bred to dominate and born to kill. Evolving in a clan system governed through economic success, cunning and the removal of those above them the family of LeTorque are one rung below the Matriarchy, one seat below ultimate power and a step closer to their destiny; a combining of the clans to meet the coming Hoard. .
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
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Price: Free! Words: 115,500. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.