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A Cat Called Dog
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 42,360. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2018 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dog is a cat. The only problem is he doesn't behave like one. Instead he wags his tail when happy, sticks out his tongue when confused and yaps just like a
Rworld 6 - Slip Sliding Away
Series: Rworld. Price: Free! Words: 80. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The best part about the www is the fact that one can critize anything and not get blamed. Since these are not really creatures or life forms 'yet'... any critical-laughable drawings of their development really doesn't mean anything. Or does it?
La Preuve Par Sol
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 30. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: French. Published: December 17, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Même s'il a perdu le ton, ce n'est pas un raisonnement compliqué n'offrant qu'un résultat aléatoire qui aidera l'acrobate à se sortir de ce trentième épisode.
Chronic Calamity
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,020. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Neighborhood paperboy Shaun White dreams of the finer things in life. However, with mischief in his blood and kleptomania gnawing at his soul, priorities tend to slide in favor of the nightly s#it show. As he lives in the top neighborhood in the city for delinquent behavior and shenanigans, any offer for mischief is an offer he can’t refuse. Further complicating matters is that he has less than
The Wonders of Vale
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 41,270. Language: British English. Published: December 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dispatched overseas — far, far overseas — Ves and Jay face their most challenging assignment yet. Following in the footsteps of a long-lost king, their latest adventure will take them all the way to the mysterious Vales of Wonder, and all the magickal marvels which doubtless await. And dangers, because who said adventure would be easy? Fortunately, they’ve got help...
The Urban Manners Manifesto - A Practical Guide For A**holes
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 17,200. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A practical, down-to-earth and no holds barred guide for conducting yourself like a civilized member of society while simultaneously visiting, living or working in a city. Thinking about grabbing a lamb kabob before getting on the bus? Not sure if cleaning your ears can wait until you get home? Don't worry! We've got you covered.
Rainbows and Clouds
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,280. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short stories about life’s humorous, happy, and dark moments. Some of the stories are from my years in nursing, Steve's clumsiness and my cooking disasters might make you spit out your coffee laughing. The stories of my pets will put a warm smile on your face, and the stories about life's darker moments might make you wipe a tear or two.
The Inexplicable Affair of the Mesmerising Russian Nobleman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,710. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comedy crime novel set in 1902, The Inexplicable Affair of the Mesmerising Russian Nobleman pokes outrageous fun at murder mysteries, heists and Edwardian England.
Hulkamania
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hulk shoots for his latest commercial but this time, it's get personal and odd.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Santa's Special Elf
Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everyone in every place is affected by those that are more special than they are. Santa and the north pole are not immune to society's plague. So in the Christmas spirit enjoy this poem and forgive. Merry Christmas!
A Taste Of My Thoughts Holiday Bygones
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Holiday bygones are what they are. We all suffer with them and through them, so I won't elaborate. Just enjoy our mutual feelings and we shall all suffer together this holiday season. Merry Christmas! Yes, that is human correctness.
Don't Let It Snow in Deadwood
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 60,200. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s Christmas Eve and Violet Parker has one request on her list for Santa—to make it home to her kids. Unfortunately, “home” is also the lair of her life-long nemesis, her sister Susan (aka the devil’s concubine). Standing in Violet’s way is Old Man Winter, who slammed the Black Hills with a show-stopping blizzard. However, a little snow isn’t going to ground her sleigh, not with family counting
Detective Police: Nudest Squad Case #0069: "Kummy Faceman"
You set the price! Words: 4,500. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
CASEFILE #0069 CRIMINAL: KUMMY FACEMAN. The brave naked detective police of the elite Nudest Squad must stop a bad Russian crime boss person from doing evil Russia stuff. The stakes are high and the outlook is grim, but the Nudest Squad is here to save the day. They'll fight, they'll shoot, they'll do unnatural things with cream-based soups. Whatever it takes, these cops will get Kummy.
Awrange
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 25. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Lured by an offer he didn't refuse, the acrobat is trapped in the merry-go-round of customer service in this twenty-fifth episode.
Arkham North
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 84,230. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Coop, a very private detective is asked to protect a runaway bride from her twisted Ex while dodging the local authorities and his neighbors. A heavy intake of alcohol, pharmaceuticals and recreational drugs combined with his friends makes even the simplest tasks Herculean.
The Redneck Story Book
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,460. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of humorous stories about the south and the peculiar way southerners get things done. The stories are taken from the author’s own experiences growing up in south Georgia, and as the title infers, they have a tad bit of truth to them.
What I Think of Various Places and People
Price: Free! Words: 33,250. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2018 by Immediex Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some people are good at having opinions. Rodney Ohebsion is really good at it.
Squirrel & Swan: Devious Things
Series: S & S Investigations. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 54,700. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Paige and Sophie have just graduated with PhDs in psychology—so now what? Ready for a new challenge, Paige convinces Sophie they should open an investigations agency, but it's harder than it looks on TV.
Tales from Lamplight Lane Book 2: The Asteroid of Probable Doom
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2018 by Whimsical Publications. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Lifestyles / City & Town Life, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Massive explosions! Crazy Scientists! City Destroying Monsters! This book unfortunately doesn’t contain any of these things, but it does have an asteroid hurtling towards earth. (Actually now that I think of it, it does have a crazy scientist or two.) Anyways, It’s up to Francis, Clyde, Ralf and Payln to save the town they call home…Lamplight Lane.
Dennis Bisskit and The Man From Paris With the Very Large Head
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,670. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2018 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1969 – Man is about to set foot upon the moon. Meanwhile, momentous events are also taking place in the West Midlands. Weddings, funerals, hereditary hair loss, M. J.

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