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The Great A4 Paper Swindle
Price: Free! Words: 2,810. Language: Australian English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Don’t ask me. I mean make of this what you will. The question is, where does this stuff come from? OK; I had a temperature, felt like a dog's breakfast generally, and the missus was feeding me her aspirin, honey, lemon juice and 240Volt OP rum alleged cough mixture. (I mean this can't really be happening. When I open my eyes I'll be young and handsome again and all will be sunshine and happiness…)
non-Hollywood: a novel of actors, indie filmmakers and musicians... and of the life not quite in The Business
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,280. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Living in Los Angeles, a few million strangers have one thing in common: they want to make it in the entertainment business. Actors. Directors. Rock & Rollers and Models -- they can all be found in L.A., all hoping to turn their dreams into realities. With equal parts humor and empathy, Neal A. Yeager tells the story of four of these souls...
La fase oscura (Sin tregua nº 0)
You set the price! Words: 6,420. Language: Spanish. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Psychological terror thriller, with dosis of humor. Short story prologue to the novel Sin tregua (Non-stop), to be published soon. --- Thriller de terror psicológico, con mucho humor. Relato corto prólogo de la novela Sin tregua, de próxima publicación.
Only the Gnomes Know
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: British English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Urban
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The quaint English village of Hampton prides itself on the upkeep of its old-fashioned cottages. The annual 'Appealing Garden' competition has the whole village participating with wonderful results. Dorrie's garden isn't quite what she planned.
The Whitefish River Rats
Price: Free! Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It was the summer of 1942 in Whitefish, Montana. A gathering of 11-year-old miscreants, wanna-bee Tom Sawyers with old guns and derelict boats, find adventure and mystery in an abandoned schoolhouse and on a polluted river.
Sorceraid - Episode 2 : Les Noyés de Tower Bridge
Price: $2.90 USD. Words: 28,240. Language: French. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Les aventures de Nora Fawkes continuent ! Dans le cadre de ses activités chez Sorceraid, Nora se trouve confrontée à un dilemme : la discordance entre ses valeurs et ses missions au sein de Sorceraid. Car Nora, qui s’est désormais liée avec le fantôme Jonathan, Trévor le macchabée et un expert en nécromancie, recroise le chemin des Décadents.
Twenty-Four Home-Groan Puns
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!
Blog Post Mortem
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,000. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2016 by The Electric Scroll. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Jack Spurling’s blog is meant to be funny, but his posts are bizarrely coming true in real life. Can Jack and police Detective Sanderson find a way to stop the madness before more people die?
I Need a Doctor
Price: $1.40 USD. Words: 57,530. Language: British English. Published: July 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Beauty and fame… a blessing or a curse? Loveless fashion model Nola Nichols thinks being beautiful is a curse; that is until she is cursed and her looks begin to fade just a week before the most important photo shoot of her career. In her attempts to get un-cursed, she finds herself falling madly in love with a doctor. Erm… that would be a witch doctor, right?
Contractor Nonsense and Do It Yourself Madness
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The painters won't leave, Albert has to finish their job and the door installer tries to switch doors and charge extra. Albert struggles to keep cool—with mitigated success.
Dating in the Apocalypse
Price: Free! Words: 17,870. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You think your dating life is tough; Tom Collins is looking for the love of his life in the middle of an apocalypse! If he can overcome murderous clans, a slave-based economy, and a meddlesome mother who designs deadly dresses for women, he might just find “the one.”
The Wacky Misadventures of Eddie: the Guy with the PhD in Philosophy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,370. Language: American English. Published: July 9, 2016 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A guy named Eddie, who has a PhD in Philosophy finds out that his degree is really good at getting him fired at regular jobs.
My Idea For An Ideal Heaven
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
So... Let's see... What is it I don't like? What can't I stand? What would I have to get rid of to make my ideal heaven? Without a shadow of a doubt the thing I personally would get rid of is...THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT THIS GREAT MYSTERY IS TO READ THE STORY!
Not Gone
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,810. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nicole Nines is having a terrible week. She loses her job, finds herself and her home invested with fleas and has to rely on two ghosts named Ralph. One with a big noes and one with a wet one.
Camp Hang Loose
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,770. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mennonites and nudists clash in a battle of will, only to form an unholy alliance for the mutual good.
Gambling On Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,000. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After not one, but two devastating experiences when it comes to relationships, Helen decides she's had enough and completely changes the direction in her life. She finds herself on a new adventure full of travel and fun, as a croupier onboard a cruise ship. However, she soon begins to realise that it’s not all plain sailing. There is a drugs bust, missing underwear, and a near death experience.
Dalla cucina con furore
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,120. Language: Italian. Published: July 6, 2016 by Fuoco Edizioni. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un romanzo breve, che dà il titolo alla raccolta, e sette racconti. Lo scrittore Pierluigi Felli ci diletta ancora una volta con storie del mondo reale, ma sempre al limite dell'assurdo.
The House Husband
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 32,480. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These stories are about you. The story about the dad who has his kid miss the first day of kindergarten to go see his ex-lover's art exhibit? You. The girl who gets a job at a movie theater so she doesn't have go to baseball card conventions with her stepdad? You. Even the woman who suddenly decides she wants to meet a Brony is you. So you should probably read them before everyone else does.
Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.

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