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Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
All An Author Needs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
A Visit From Oscar: A Short Story About A Neighborhood Possum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
If you ever dealt with a possum making the rounds of your neighborhood late at night, this story is sure to make you laugh!
Antidote
Series: The Voyager Series. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 39,280. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Neil, an avid aquarium hobbyist, is visited by an extraterrestrial who warns him that a species evolved from ants is bent on overthrowing humankind. He must act to save his fish...
Through The Wormhole, Literally
Series: The Voyager Series. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 106,970. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If the Voyager 1 space probe was picked up by extraterrestrials, what would happen? Here's your opportunity to find out. Voyager 1 was launched in 1977 to study interstellar space. It carried a gold-plated audio-visual disc in the event that it might be found by intelligent life-forms from other planetary systems. It was picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from a planet called Morys Minor...
Fire and Rescue Services
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is quite a comical tale of the Harrington boys and their friends as they stage a rescue of their two sisters, Marie and Barbara from a pretend 'burning' playhouse. As usual, their shenanigans prove somewhat too much for some of the townsfolk in the village with a rather interesting outcome.
The Drama and Mockery of Fate
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 94,530. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016 by Asteroid Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Urban
In Argentina, In America, in Canada, in Russia, in France, in Ukraine; the rich and the poor; felons and Saints; no one escapes the ills of humanity and the drama and mockery of fate.
FAZ Y ENVÉS
Price: Free! Words: 4,260. Language: Spanish. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Faz y envés, pro y contra, no hay que bajar la guardia o nos sorprenderemos.
Bride And Gloom: Sometimes Love Is Better Off Blind
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 54,000. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the first book of the ‘Sometimes love …’ series, ‘Dating in the Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind’, Jason Harding thought he’d committed the ultimate betrayal. No, not cheating; he pretended to be, you guessed it, blind. See what happened afterwards...
Dating In The Dark: Sometimes Love Just Pretends To Be Blind
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,170. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jason isn't a midget. He's an inch and a half off. He's too small for the police and too tall for the pantomime. He's also single and has been for all of his 32 years. It’s depressing. But not as depressing as being told by his mother that he looks like Humpty Dumpty – after the accident.
Greenland Tower xoxo
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,990. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A light, funny book about a Mojave Desert prospector/gold miner who becomes entangled with two brilliant and lovely high society women in tony Southampton, New York. Strong mystical realism with a super upbeat tone. Lots of gold, haute couture, and badass, high-performance STOL (short takeoff and land) rescue aircraft. Gay, old, and women-friendly.
More Money than Sense
Price: Free! Words: 11,490. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Baxter may be stinking rich, but he has no concept of money - and he’s oh-so-gullible! When he squanders his dwindling millions buying the Tower of London from a con artist, it’s the last straw for his long-suffering accountant. Determined to change, Baxter sets off on a quest to do just that!... But will he have the sense to decide on the best course of action?
They Were Just Being Polite
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I did not retire until I was 90. The reason I didn't was because I never thought about it and nobody ever suggested it. Fred finally did. I wanted to see what being retired felt like. Angie and I went to a restaurant we had never been to before. I did not wear my hair piece the first time but I did the second. Nobody noticed the difference! This made me mad. In this book
Ten Dollars On The Nose
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the 1970s gambling in Massachusetts was taken out of the hands of hard working citizens called ‘bookies’ and put into the greedy, sticky mitts of the politicians - in the form of a State Lottery. I always felt that an honest crook like my local numbers guy was more on the 'up and up' than the people running the 'legal' numbers racket. This is a short story of Cape Cod's favorite bookie.
L'homme allongé et autres nouvelles…
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 25,760. Language: French. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
La mort, cette empêcheuse de tourner en rond, est le fil rouge qui sinue d’un récit à l’autre pour nous rappeler que nous sommes sur terre en location de courte durée et qu’il suffit parfois d’un événement anodin pour que le bail soit annulé…
The Sad Demise of Henry And Other Key West Musings
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 70,820. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2016 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some of you may have stumbled across Jack Mazur’s blog, “Jack and his palm trees,” coming to you from his bunker in Key West. Here he muses about life (and death) on this zany island sometimes called Key Weird. His stories often involve Joe Beans, a beer-swizzling bro who takes each day as it come. For your pleasure, we have collected the best of these tales into this volume...
Smart Kid - Got Rich In One Month Mowing Grass
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jimmy Hughes, a smart kid, in a wealthy family, made a deal with his parents to work for them for a month. He was to get one cent the first day, two cents the second, four cents the next, etc., doubling the amount each day for thirty days. On June 30, he presented a bill for over ten million dollars. Was the kid trying to scam his parents? You decide when you read this story.