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Crisis on our streets
Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a bingeing crisis on our streets that needs to be addressed.
Murder, Lies and Chocolate
Series: Death by Chocolate, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,120. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Rodney Bradford comes into Lindsay's restaurant, Death by Chocolate, offers to buy her small house for double its value, eats her brownies, and drops dead on the sidewalk in front. Prisoners, murderers, crazy relatives and strippers are all part of the chaos in this 2nd book of the Death by Chocolate series. BONUS! Chocolate recipes at end of book. Poison optional.
Price: Free! Words: 2,320. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is a collection of stories of the frustrating life of Saunaman.
Charlie's Egg
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012 by Towhee Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charlie would get into a lot less trouble if he didn't listen to his Egg. Sure, the Eggs said they wanted to help humanity, but Charlie's just seemed to like making mayhem. With Charlie caught in the middle. But when it offers to take him to the moon, what choice does he have? The alternative would probably kill him. Margaret Castle offers a snarky look at a — supposedly — benign alien invasion.
Canada Died?
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,460. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Historical » Canada
I was one of the people who used those Canadian slugs as currency for years before I realized one day that they weren't American nickels. They look and feel like American nickels, but then I read the inscription on one of them: "Canada, 1867-2008". I was shocked and deeply saddened.
The Family Tree
Series: Danny McPherson, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,810. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometimes the best get rich schemes are not schemes at all...just fate. And a little luck.
The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,720. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From goalie-mask-wearing mama’s boys to one-liner-spewing burn victims, Slashers have stalked our woods and haunted our dreams for over thirty years. Now, perennial “Final Girl” Oleander Flimus (actually, she prefers the term “Survivor Girl”) tells you how to survive a Slasher.
Float Street Notes
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,080. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012 by Float Street Press. Categories: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Sailing, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Boats are funny animals, especially old boats, and the sailors who ply the waters in them are even funnier. This book contains over 50 humorous essays written for Caribbean Compass and some photos from those strange and wonderful times. They examine a wide spectrum of facts and speculations on boats and boating, and ponder the strange creatures found in the Caribbean -- sailors.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Blu Tack Game
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sandra and David have been playing the Blu Tack game for several years now. But what is this peculiar game, and why must Sandra make the final move? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
An Ode to the Big Toe
Series: Humorous Fiction Reads - Ten Funny Short Stories of K. K. Ricky. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012 by Mossy Feet Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We stub it, dancing partners step on it and kickers use it to blast balls.
Blind Raftery Seven Nights of a Wake
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The remarkable story of the legendary fiddler in the West of Ireland. He and his faery consorts bring astonishment and pleasure to all who hear his marvelous fiddle.
Dead Mix
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,160. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012 by TWB Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The devil went down to Georgia. Roswell, Georgia, and more specifically, The Lion’s Den music store. The proprietor there specializes in mixing music to die for...on CDs that are guaranteed to knock you dead by the final note. As the citizens of Roswell go missing, one man, Daniel Craig, ventures into town on the hunt for lost souls, a search that will change his life, forever.
Tilly Auriel, Chef de Cuisine (A Romantic Comedy)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 41,500. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kendra and James just got married. Kendra hires Tilly as their personal chef. Their lives will never be the same.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,240. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Flash Styles is a famous fashion designer.His main motivation in life is money and respect.Flash is on top of his game and plans to make an impact at the Vanity in the Valley Fashion Show,the biggest fashion event of the year.Just when he thinks everything is in order,death pays his models an unexpected visit,which leaves Flash a few days to think of a solution.
'God' on Trial
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comedic courtroom drama in which 'God' is tried for crimes against humanity.
I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually? EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium. Edited two words.
Breaking the Routine
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,720. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Twenty-six years old Samantha Peters has been a good girl, never broke the rules, never did anything crazy, and never stood out in any way. Her best friend conviences her to go to New York for the weekend, where she has her first one night stand. No big deal, right? No one back home would ever know and she'd never see him again...right?
Tripe and Spanish onions
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 51,540. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
John and Anne Hammond have burnt their boats and bought a run-down cottage in southern Spain. Henceforth life will be one round of perpetual sunshine and cheap booze. But the realities of everyday living intrude. Their encounters with Spanish builders, bureaucracy, dodgy odd-job men and their attempts to integrate into their new mode of life are frustratingly humourous.
Every Hole Is The 19th Hole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,670. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A run-of-the-mill professional golfer goes up against Tiger at Augusta, with mixed results.
The Glass Ceiling
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,210. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Angry that she has not been considered for a job she wants, Rhonda decides to see all the other applicants and persuade them not to apply for it. She isn't prepared for the result. Each time she talks to an applicant they die.