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Not at all Rhinocerus
Series: Quirky Verse. Price: Free! Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous.
Beware of the Chinese Mama: Novel Excerpts About the Chinese Mama-fioso
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,920. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2012 by Olo Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Asian American
"Why don't you write about your mother, like Amy Tan?" said a friend. I resisted, but my mother crept into my writing. Is she a tiger mother? Not strict enough. Dragon lady? Too disorganized. Girl yelling "Me love you long time?" Uh, try another era. My mother defies stereotype. For my friend, and for anyone else who likes, or fears, or is a Chinese Mama, read and weep over the Chinese mama-fioso.
Cupcake, Kids and Me
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,230. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Collection of humorous articles from several newspapers.
Yorkshire Puddings Shouldn't Bounce - The Journal of Phillippa Grubb
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,320. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s nearly Christmas, and Phillippa Grubb waits at a freezing bus stop. But instead of catching the Number 12, she boards a roller coaster ride that changes her life forever.
New Year Resolution’s 2012
Price: $2.84 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fun 365 days a year. New Year's Resolution's to help you improve your life. Enjoy unique self-help things you can do to live a better life. If you are looking for a fresh start - this book is for you.
Bedeviled
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,450. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A delightfully skewed series of disasters as an ear demon hops from head to head, leaving chaos and twisted lives in its wake.
Holbohistorier
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: Danish. Published: December 25, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Holbohistorier er PendlerProsa til dig på farten. Seks ultrakorte noveller med humor og finurlighed. Denne første udgivelse i PendlerProsa-serien har det fælles tema: "Mænd og deres kvinder" Læserne skriver... "Uh det er lige så det synger i tandplumberne - sejt, stærkt og hylende sjovt!" - Susan "Gør livet spændende..få en affære! Jamen kan det blive mere idiotisk?" - Ingelise
How Not to Make a Dress
Price: Free! Words: 9,270. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2011 by Chater Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous look at one woman's battle with a sewing project.
Choices - A Selection of Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 31,940. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011 by PaperBox Books PBB. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Take a journey through past and present in this delightful mix of short stories.
Never Never
Series: Christmas stories. Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scrooge questions a boy about a fantastic island. Part of the (anthology) collection of New Christmas Carol Stories.
An Ugly American in Canadia *how to speak Canadian
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,100. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun guide to Canada. Filled with translations of Canadian words, history, french and metric conversions, things you may notice that are different than the US, their holidays, famous Canadians, and Canadian gifts to the world.
Three Grandmas in Texas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,320. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the three on their latest mission of destruction.
The Spirit of Murder
Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
This short story travels into the supernatural, where a disembodied spirit looks down on to a crime scene and recognizes the dead body as her own. Overcome by disbelief that anyone would want to kill her, she speculates about all the people in her life who simply adore her. Or do they?
Santa's Weight Problem
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011 by enpublikant. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa has become too heavy for his sleigh. So he takes drastic action. Will he be able to bring the children their presents again? This story and picture is a Christmas present from Django Mathijsen and Anaïd Haen to their readers.
Y.M.I.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
The Chrismystery: A Clarke Quickie
Price: Free! Words: 18,750. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Christmas is coming! For apprentice detective R.D. Clarke, it's almost time for his favorite day of the year: The Running of the Santas, an event where thousands dress up as everyone's favorite jolly fat man in red and run around a local mall. However, things aren't as innocent as the seem when a quartet of Santas break away from the pack and rob a few of the mall's stores.
Pregnant Without A Cause
You set the price! Words: 68,920. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Michelle and her daughter Callie play "Who's the Mommy?" so Michelle can win desperately-needed cash on a reality TV show. As a bonus, Callie finds acceptance and respect as an adoptive teenage unwed mother. Of course the baby in question begins to complecate matters as soon as he pops out into the waiting latex gloves of fireman Boomer. In the end love decides what is true and what is reality.
SeaWeed
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bobby Steiner, perpetually stoned heroine of "The Diary of Bobby Steiner" returns with an all-new short adventure.
Heartbeat
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,190. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
After the Zombie Apocalypse, civilization adapts to troubled times. But can the living and the undead co-exist in peace? A zombie defender must question his principles when a hunter becomes infected by the zombie plague and threatens the boy's mother in "Heartbeat".
Ward's Laws
Price: Free! Words: 16,580. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ward's Laws has appeared on the iTunes Humour genre charts 11 times. It has appeared on charts in Australia, USA. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account I did what every other forty-something year old does, I froze. I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits and said LOL a lot,