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El día que la Muerte hizo amigos
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 7,640. Language: Spanish. Published: April 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Segunda parte de la tetralogía “El día que la Muerte...” La Muerte por fin ha averiguado quien está detrás del robo de sus poderes, pero para poder hacerle frente a su enemigo, no le vendría mal encontrar antes algún que otro aliado. La pregunta es: ¿Existe alguien lo suficientemente loco como para querer enfrentarse contra alguien a quien incluso la propia Muerte no es capaz de vencer?
El Crítico Enculado
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,800. Language: Spanish. Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
El culo de Zack Pimpton nunca ha estado peor, y el hecho de que el médico sea un comediante a tiempo parcial no ayuda. Por desgracia, Zack es bastante cabrón y dice lo que no debe, haciendo que el buen doctor se ponga furioso. Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Dateless ARTICLES - Book Two - Melcaster Monologues
Price: Free! Words: 19,710. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Book Two of Dateless Articles follows our young Yorkshiremen as they, one by one, leave industrial Grimford to make a new life in prosperous Melcaster
Dateless ARTICLES - Book One - Grimford Gleanings
Price: Free! Words: 19,710. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A set of humorous short stories set in a fictitious region of Yorkshire.
Selected English Jokes 英语笑话选(ESL/EFL英汉对照简体版)
Series: 百万英语阅读计划丛书(英汉对照中级英语读物简体版)第三辑. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,300. Language: Chinese (simplified). Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Language Instruction » English as a second language
本书是“百万英语阅读计划”丛书——英汉对照中级英语系列读物第III辑之12,适合已掌握1500基本英语词汇的读者阅读。百万英语阅读计划(Million-Word Reading Project, MWRP)是专门为将英语作为外语的学习者(EFL learners)设计的英语阅读提高计划,读者对象为已掌握1500基本英语词汇的读者(相当于初级英语水平),通过2年、每天约15分钟的阅读能达到中级英语水平,掌握3000多单词和大量的短语,熟练掌握英语的各种句子结构,并能阅读一般英语原著。
Wise Men of Gotham and Other Stories哥谭镇的智者及其他故事(ESL/EFL英汉对照简体版)
Series: 百万英语阅读计划丛书(英汉对照中级英语读物简体版)第二辑. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,940. Language: Chinese (simplified). Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Language Instruction » English as a second language
本书是“百万英语阅读计划”丛书——英汉对照中级英语系列读物第II辑之12,适合已掌握1500基本英语词汇的读者阅读。百万英语阅读计划(Million-Word Reading Project, MWRP)是专门为将英语作为外语的学习者(EFL learners)设计的英语阅读提高计划,读者对象为已掌握1500基本英语词汇的读者(相当于初级英语水平),通过2年、每天约15分钟的阅读能达到中级英语水平,掌握3000多单词和大量的短语,熟练掌握英语的各种句子结构,并能阅读一般英语原著。
To The Isles Of Brit
Series: Tales From The Tar Baby. Price: Free! Words: 18,120. Language: Australian English. Published: April 2, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Being an account of me and the Missus’ random wanderings about the UK circa 1998. It comes complete with genuine Aussie observations and insights, pithy comments and rambling asides, as we show you the sights, soak up the “culcha”, have adventures and land on distant rellies unannounced. I took plenty of photos too, but I can’t find the buggers. And the Web has better ones anyway – by the umpty.
Stories of Nasreddin纳斯雷金的故事(ESL/EFL英汉对照简体版)
Series: 百万英语阅读计划丛书(英汉对照中级英语读物简体版)第一辑. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,990. Language: Chinese (simplified). Published: April 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Language Instruction » English as a second language
本书是“百万英语阅读计划”丛书——英汉对照中级英语系列读物第I辑之10,适合已掌握1500基本英语词汇的读者阅读。 百万英语阅读计划(Million-Word Reading Project, MWRP)是专门为将英语作为外语的学习者(EFL learners)设计的英语阅读提高计划,读者对象为已掌握1500基本英语词汇的读者(相当于初级英语水平),通过2年、每天约15分钟的阅读能达到中级英语水平,掌握3000多单词和大量的短语,熟练掌握英语的各种句子结构,并能阅读一般英语原著。
Elvis in Wonderland
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,540. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2016 by Wings ePress, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Buddy wants to be a star in the world of Elvis impersonators, but he can’t seem to catch a break. Maybe a union is the answer? Follow the trials and tribulations of being an “Elvis" - the preparation, the shows, the competitions and the relationships formed by the men (and women) of this unique society.
TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 29,840. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2016 by Magenta. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You ever have a neighbour whose behaviour is so mind-bogglingly inconsiderate and so suicide-inducingly annoying that you just want to ask him, in a polite Canadian way, to please stop? TurboJetslams isn't like that.
Blithering Genius
Series: The Other Universes, Book 2. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 113,830. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
There’s a problem with Time. There’s also a problem with some hair. It’s Evil. The hair, I mean, not Time. Unfortunately, the hair is also a genius, whose experiments with time travel cause disruptions across the multiverse, threatening the very existence of Time herself. When Time isn’t happy, nobody’s happy.
Ward
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,150. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ethan Ward, Moon Colony VII, Secondary Watchman and last human alive. Fleck Square, Science Ring, Intergalactic Liaison and Ward's only chance at survival. With the destruction of Earth, Ward has no choice but to join Fleck on a galactic adventure. Little green aliens, moss covered women, giant spiders... just your average road trip among the stars. Sit down, buckle up, and don't forget the coffee
Moristoun
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 123,970. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2016 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
McSorely has had enough. His life has spiralled out of control and nothing has gone his way. There seems to be only one option open to him, one last thing he can do to take control of his fate. All hope is lost. But far away on the mysterious island of Moristoun, Buchan is charged with the task of dissuading McSorely from this drastic course of action.
Genesis
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 91,820. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2016 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Step down in size and immerse yourself in the miniature world that is the domain of Treadwell Toad Esq. This is no ordinary toad but a real Jack the Lad, complete with cockney accent. Follow Treadwell on his journey in and around his lakeside surroundings but Treadwell is not confined to this location; he will become airborne in a way the reader can never imagine.
The Club
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,060. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2016 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In The Club you will find glamour, intrigue, gossip and the story of everyday life for the members of an exclusive golf club and spa. The book reflects the hopes and fears, trials and tribulations which we all face, reflected in an absorbing, dramatic and humorous tale which focuses on a small set of the membership. Will Marigold, recently widowed, find happiness on her own or with a new partner?
One Brain Cell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,170. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is no ordinary zombie apocalypse story. No cure is found. No reason is discovered. Some things happen without reason. This tale is one of them...
[A Rich Richardson Story] Lucy Davis Hates Reality: Episodes 11-16
Price: Free! Words: 2,480. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Drama, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story all about a girl who must conquer the past to move forward with her life. Lucy Davis is headstrong and confident, but her vivid imagination is making her new quirky environment even quirkier. However, the friends she makes in this small town will help her to come to terms with who she is, and maybe even help her hate reality a little bit less
Are You Kidding Me Grandpa?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,110. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
WARNING! The contents of this book is habit forming. This book may prevent you from doing things you should be doing, oh well, everyone needs a good laugh. 30% sample readings at Smashwords!
La Septième Face 1 : Et la Grande Coasseuse créa le Cube
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 50,970. Language: French. Published: March 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perdu au fin fond d’une galaxie, tourne un monde cubique. Oui, oui, parfaitement. Un immense Cube avec ses Faces, ses Arêtes et ses habitants qui vouent un culte à la Grande Coasseuse. Et dans ce monde étrange peuplé de mordantes à épines et de sauterelles à dents de sabre, le jeune Machin Schauze découvre que son oncle lui a légué un bien encombrant héritage...
Comment j'ai tué sept personnes avec une agrafeuse
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,770. Language: French. Published: March 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Au commissariat de Jauneprairie, on est sur le pied de guerre. Un crime des plus sanglants vient de secouer la ville. Le coupable ? Oh, inutile de le chercher trop loin. Il n’a pas jugé bon de se cacher pour mettre la police en déroute. Non, non. Il a préféré se rendre, sa conscience le chatouillait… Et en plus, il a décidé de ne pas se faire prier pour raconter son histoire.