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Don't Go Home for the Holidays: A Tale of Spies, Aliens and Very Bad Timing
Series: Holiday Books. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 136,890. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013 by A Conspiracy of Authors. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The year is 1996 and Christmas is only a few days away. The Sangre sisters are on an odd assignment and things get out of hand when they learn they're in the employ of aliens. Soon their lives become extremely complicated with mutants, time travel and psychic crossword puzzle books. This is a silly set of adventures, so abandon logic and have fun.
MBA - Moron$ Ba$tard$ and A$$holes PG Version
Price: Free! Words: 70,700. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
MBA is a rollicking comic novel of business treachery featuring duct tape, classic rock, golf, cars, nudity, business principles and family values. It is a fun read with a message (sort of). MBA is offered in original and mild versions (PG – profanity lite). This is the PG version.
MBA - Moron$ Ba$tard$ and A$$hole$
Price: Free! Words: 71,070. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
MBA is a rollicking comic novel of business treachery featuring duct tape, classic rock, golf, cars, nudity, business principles and family values. It is a fun read with a message (sort of). MBA is offered in both original and mild versions (PG - profanity lite). This is the original version.
The Dixie Virgin Chronicles: Joanna (Book 6)
Series: The Dixie Virgin Chronicles, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,610. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
7 best friends aiming for the altar and willing to break every rule except Rule 4 + 7 unsuspecting heroes = a series that’s more fun than the law allows! Joanna is finally free of school and the nuns in Spain, and heading home to stir up trouble. She gets more than she bargained for when her guardian, Kirk, turns out to be the man of her dreams.
Black Cockles (unabridged version)
Price: Free! Words: 102,510. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ed thought taking Emma to Cornwall was a good idea but a serial killer is at large. DCI Brown is heading the investigation and under pressure to solve the case as each attack becomes more frenzied and the killer just as elusive. Ed however, has other things on his mind as his trip turns into a living hell after being targeted by a vindictive thug who will stop at nothing not even murder.
The Corps Vanishes
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80,690. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2013 by Rogue Phoenix Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Romania’s greatest actor, relegated to playing a series of Hollywood Grade-Z vampire flicks, is convicted in the court of public opinion when his eminently more successful but less talented horror-movie rival is murdered…by a vampire?
Free Will: A Fast Comedy of Liars, Cheats and Earnest Kitchenware
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,840. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Nobody needs a toaster. Except Tammy Tugwell, a toaster shrink who should have known better. Accidentally losing Will, a fraudulently acquired toaster client, will cost Tammy her Minor Appliance Counselor's License. Will’s owner demands his toaster back. Tammy’s enemies are close. But there is only so much pressure a shrink can take before risking everything to save a helpless toaster called Will
Embarrassing Palmistry
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 23,690. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s not a how-to-do-it book. It’s a palmist’s embarrassing experiences with some taboo topics:- Worry, piles, masturbation, psychic power, suicide, sexual potential.... Congenital health weaknesses, the best careers for your child, indications of Death, recognising a psychopath, importance of dreams - are also discussed with a lot of humour. And there are LOTS of illustrations.
Kickoffs and Kegs “Small College Days”
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 127,770. Language: American English. Published: November 2, 2013 by Brighton Publishing LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Historical » General
Three new players join a small college football team in 1967. Their coach foresees a winning season, but he’ll have to compete with girls, parties, and beer for his players’ time and attention. Between battling their own personal demons and the college president’s accusations of wrongdoing that will take two players out of the game, the Augusteum Norsemen will have a challenging season ahead.
Date of the Dead
Price: Free! Words: 22,100. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
For those who read Standup Guys: A Generation of Laughs, I thank you and warn you that the prose of Date of the Dead is entirely different. If you enjoy absurdist humor and you're not a zombie traditionalist then you should enjoy Date of the Dead.
Comfortably Dumb
You set the price! Words: 29,980. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Journalist Carson Wade is on a mission to embed himself with a rock band. He wants to find out where the passion for music leads to the desire to perform it. There’s only one problem. He’s unknowingly embedded himself with the worst Southern cover band in history.
PostScript: Forgotten But Not Gone
Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 36,540. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013 by Proglen. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » By region
After his last book, PostScript, many thought Crutch would do the decent thing and consent to being put out to pasture without little more than a whimper. But you can't keep an old dog down and he kept on and on and on with his Sunday column in the Outlook section of the Bangkok Post. Well, it does good paper bag material after all.
Upholding Law and Disorder: Police Tales From The Front Line
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,580. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Neurotic, excitable, unpredictable, potentially dangerous - and that's just the police officers! Drunk drivers, feral children, drug barons, violent prisoners, dying junkies, wild gypsies, gun-toting gangsters, angry taxpayers, budget cuts and delusional senior officers - PC Surname and the rest of 'A Shift' do battle against them all. Jump in for a ride-along as they fight crime!
Hardsell
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,580. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
McKenzie Wilson's career in radio is heading for the ditch. Oh, she knows how to sell. What she needs is a fair chance to prove it. It comes in the form of a sales contest to see who becomes the new Sales Manager at KDUD, and the gloves are off. If you laughed at "WKRP In Cincinnati" or "Nine to Five," you're gonna love Hard Sell. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.
Exit 39
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 71,860. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The entire story, a modern quest, is narrated into an iPhone. Why? Crosby Ravensworth is so busy he can’t make time to scatter his father’s ashes, nor to sort out the dysfunctional family he hoped he’d left behind, nor to decide which of the four women in his life he should connect to. But his life is about to change.
Brick Brannigan is Knee-Deep in Peril!
Series: Brick Brannigan, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All right, so apparently in 1935, a few people wanted to destroy the world (only after conquering it, of course). Thankfully for us, dear reader, we have great men and women like Brick Brannigan (the Professor) and Dr. Liliana Halifax (the real brains of the operation) to try and keep this world spinning. Ancient relics, mythology, dastardly villains, secret societies... you name it, we got it!
Checkered Scissors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When his life in the real world is stolen, Ed must traverse the bizarre world of his imagination to find the Checkered Scissors. Unfortunately, the owner of the Scissors has lost them when he stumbled into the real world. Together, they must find the Scissors before the sinister Mr. Pinkerton, a mad scientist who hates Ed and everything about him.
The Story of the Mimosa
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 104,010. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the story of the Mimosa, a black sailing ship (with red sails) that travels through space, and boldly appears where no space-faring, black sailing ship has appeared before, regardless of the colour of its sails.
Too Good to be Truman
Series: The Truman Files. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,600. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When unemployed crime reporter Harry Truman gets a note from a local mission thanking him for his generous contribution–to the tune of a half million dollars–he’s reasonably certain he had nothing to do with it. Now, Truman has got to figure out who stuck him with this halo if he doesn’t want to get fitted with prison stripes–or a harp and wings…
South Of The Border Inc.
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Upsetting dangerous people, Vic had to disappear. After the break up of the Soviet Union new countries appeared. For a hideaway one was perfect. But not necessarily peacefull.