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Ice, Ice, Baby (An Ethan Banning File)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,330. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Christmas Eve at Ethan's regular bar isn't going according to plan. Yeah, he's got the cash, the whiskey, and the slender possibility of a kiss under the mistletoe, but the dead girl he's found in the ladies' room is really putting a dampener on things...
Unos Marranos + Una Víbora = Romance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,850. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A novel stuffed with fun, animals, people, food, uncertainty, conflict but with a happy ending. It is carnitas for the soul. And brain.
More Oh My Aging Funny Bone: Be a Chuckle-holic
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,020. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Aging well
Jokes about and for seniors that tickle the only sense that improves with age - your sense of humor. Your sense of hearing, sight, taste, hearing, feel and even your common sense tend to diminish with age. You may have known some of these jokes before -having received them via email - but then again, if you are a senior you may have forgotten them. Read them, feed your sense of humor!
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
Revenge of the Fluffy Bunnies
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,050. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A terrible change has come to the Cineverse. In all its many movie worlds, bad guys win, good guys perish, and boy doesn't even get girl. Only Captain Crusader (until recently plain old Roger Gordon) can put things right-but the Captain has problems of his own.
Bride of the Slime Monster
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,860. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
What is the Cineverse coming to? Second in the B-movie-based trilogy. With Roger stranded without a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring, Dr. Dread triumphant, and the Slime Monster intent on making Delores his bride, is the Cineverse doomed to B-movie oblivion?
Slaves of the Volcano God
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,960. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Roger Gordon's life was dull until a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring unlocked a door to the world of B-movies. Now his life is filled with adventure as he frolics through the silver screen's weirdest westerns, thrillers, and romances.
The Project
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The project is real and is seeded with a little humor. It is intended to lighten your soul, give you a chuckle to start your day. Follow the path of the project, even among the humor there are things to learn. One finds out a project is never just a project, life comes at you from all directions and one just has to accept and work through it.
MNPB (Midnight Peanut Butter)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,930. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Snarky teenagers and unfortunate circumstances," a story told in chatlogs. A group of online friends - four teenagers in different timezones - attempt to handle a series of events that both test and threaten their bonds as friends over the course of their last five days of high school.
Pay The Vig
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,060. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two lucky lottery winners, a woman with stars in her eyes, and a leader of a nation are on a collision course in the neon-soaked City of Sin.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 11,320. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014 by 8th Circle Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This" is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer.
Love Be a Lady
Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,930. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Casey’s story: When Reno blackjack dealer Casey Madison helped Jeff Haley trap a card cheater, she knew better than to let herself fall for Jeff. The drop dead gorgeous private investigator might seem like a perfectly nice fellow, but so had her quartet of former boyfriends.
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,440. Language: American English. Published: December 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer is a tongue-in-cheek eBook about cell phones users and their idiosyncrasies they display while using possibly their favorite gadget in the world. That being said, the eBook pokes fun at people in the grocery store, movie theaters, doctor’s offices, and of course while driving. You know you’ve witnessed one or more of these cell phone disturbances.
Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sick of those in-laws asking you over every year? Tired of the kids expecting you to blow six months worth of paychecks on Christmas? Or maybe you just can't stomach the idea of another bite of Grandma's turkey. Whatever the reason, here are a hundred ways to make sure no one will ever want to spend the holidays with you again.
I Don't Drink Decaf
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,330. Language: British English. Published: December 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can bringing the wrong coffee be a reason for murder? It can if it is the final straw. Augusta and Diana have had enough of their husbands, The very deadly but sexy and glamorous Rachel can offer a way out. Follow them from conspiracy to plans to action. Can it really work out?
House of Ideas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gerald Kappler moved to Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a famous writer. Little did he know that that success would come with the help of an extraordinary bathroom stall.
Tales From Behind The Fitting Room Curtain
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Preparing for sales events, tills that don’t work, the last-minute Christmas shopper and customers who take their prayer mat into the fitting room... Just a few of the day-to-day challenges of working in retail. An amusing account of life from the other side of the curtain. For those who work in retail – and for those who just love to shop.
The Naughty Rooming House
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,620. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An audaciously naughty, saucy and humorous story for adults. Six women and one very amply endowed man frolic in a rooming house.
Work Like An Egyptian
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,970. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dirty Egyptians are c*nts to work with at the best of times, but when you're only getting £1.87 for the privilege then things are less than ideal - especially when you look like Freddie Kruger on a bad hair day. Yet redemption can be found in the most unlikely of places - Hell, Cairo, even Budgens. Work Like an Egyptian is a love story that would bring a tear to a glass eye.
Shoestring Rider
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,420. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014 by JMS Books LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Emma’s horse Wisdom doesn’t calm down in front of his fences even after private lessons with the barn instructor Ms. Larimar and the trainer gives up on her. Emma is desperate to solve the problem so she can compete her horse in one day events, but lacks the money to take her horse to a professional for help. Enter Jason Etaloni, horse trainer and television star.