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I'm Not Much But I've Known Some Really Strange People
Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 15,040. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Welcome to Goose Creek birthplace of Gary Busey (Who was wise enough to leave as soon as possible) Meet Rick who went to jail for fishing without a license. (And he didn't even own any fishing gear) The "Doctor" for a day The Disappearing" House The "Date from Hell" And a host of other strange tales that all happened in Goose Creek Although mostly true the names have been changed to protect
Fabulous Features of Mythical Creatures
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 400. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Come with us and let's enter the world of fabulous beasts and mythical creatures - the Minotaur, Medusa, goblins, fairies, the Loch Ness Monster, and many more. Find out why it isn't much fun being a troll, and what Pegasus really thinks of the unicorn. This great picture book with its lively and unexpected rhymes, is great for reading out loud at bedtime, for parents and children alike.
G.R.A. Cronache dal Raccordo
Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 77,740. Language: Italian. Published: March 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Personaggi bizzarri e marginali si rincorrono, traffico permettendo, mentre le loro vicende si intersecano e si completano in quindici racconti, legati tra loro a formare un romanzo corale, in cui la vera protagonista è la periferia di Roma dei giorni nostri.
Stomping the World Round
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 55,390. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The power that brought the world into existence is fading. The world begins to fray under the pressure of a cavalcade of apocalypses. Four children, with four largely incompatible world-destroying destinies, come together in the house on Doom Lane and take up the motto: "You don't have to die just because some people think your existence is evil." Also, there are some wolves.
Un Parapluie Voyageur
Series: Histoires insolites et vraies, Book 18 · Histoires lyonnaises, Book 18. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,250. Language: French. Published: March 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Un parapluie voyageur, cela existe-t-il vraiment ? Perrine, une jeune fille de seize printemps, restait ébahie devant les dires de son aînée. « Ce parapluie a connu plus d'aventures que tu ne pourrais imaginer, il a même affronté un tigre mangeur d'hommes » A ce moment-là, Perrine ne se doutait pas que ce fameux parapluie allait lui apportait une surprise dont elle se serait bien passée.
Une Leçon De Maintien
Series: Histoires insolites et vraies, Book 20 · Histoires lyonnaises, Book 20. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,520. Language: French. Published: March 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Juillet 1867, la grande mode qui ravage la Haute Société cet été-là a pour nom : grimaces ! Toutes les élégantes n'ont plus qu'une seule idée : accomplir des grimaces époustouflantes qui leur vaudront, pensent-elles, l'admiration de leurs consoeurs et, surtout... celle des jeunes gens.
Excuse of the Day
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
In this hilarious short story, a young woman explains to her boss why she is very, very late for work. Winner of the Gearpress Short Fiction challenge.
Your Well-Lit Public Area or Mine?
Series: Lost Story House Coffee and Stowbilly Essays, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Before all of those online dating sites showed up, there were live radio shows that spent four hours a night trying to hook up Caller A with closet serial killer B or drag queen caller C. Nobody did it better than Jim from Winner 100, WNIR.
The Pen Was Mightier
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Wyatt is given a magical ballpoint pen, but its power is limited.
On the Train
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: British English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
A second short story. A dark winter evening. A few stops on the Portsmouth Line, sitting in the corner of the carriage and observing a mixed bunch of fellow passengers.
The Tale of Dribbles
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014 by Dead Key Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Loyality, Compassion, Understanding, and Squirrels. The list of things that are not welcome at Q.J. Enterprises. One of the largest firms in the area, the corporate giant is known to the masses for innovative products at low prices. Through the shimmering gold doors and past the smiling receptionists, sits cubicles filled with unhappy, mistreated worker bees.
Learner Mum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Polly Wilkins is a successful freelance journalist slash writer. She has been living with her partner Steve in what her parents call sin for the last eight years. But, to her parent’s disappointment, there are no signs of wedding bells or the kids on the horizon. Why? Because Polly, is not in the least bit maternal. Can this all change after they spend the weekend looking after her nephew?
Cemented Minds
Price: Free! Words: 61,210. Language: American English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mike Coverelli is a lowly-paid fast food worker by day, but he lives for his side job—frontman for the alternative rock band Cemented Minds. But when his band’s profile suddenly increases, Mike is forced to evaluate not only the future of his band, but the future of his life as a whole, in this dramedy. Includes some profanity.
Idles of March
Series: Deadguy: Professional Hero, S1: Ep 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a slow day at the Office. Time to see how the Heroes pass time.
Fowl Summer Nights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,690. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014 by Quarter Castle Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Fowl Summer Nights is about a retired Canada Post worker whose husband has passed on and she's left with an empty nest. Her children tell her to get a hobby, so she does—one that drives her neighbours crazy.
The Hunt for the Infamous Roy G. Biv: An Anti-Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story. Well, an anti-story, which is like a story, just... different. The Infamous Roy G. Biv lives on in infamy, stealing from the matter transmitter system that sends people and things from Earth to the moon and Mars. The famed bounty hunter -- the appropriately-named Shadow the Bounty Hunter -- is hired to stop him. She may very well stop him, depending on how the story plays out.
First (and Final) Contact
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It’s been said that bureaucracy is the only true constant in the universe. Are Cap’n Horatio Smalling III and the crew of the S.S. Craptastic intrepid and cunning enough to break the bureaucracy barrier? Only time will tell. . . . (Flash fiction space adventure spoof — 460 words, about 2 pages)
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
Nanamarvion-The Bright Power
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 197,750. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nanamarvion has a problem. It’s men. The problem is that she wants one--just for the short term. Her Great Grandmother’s affairs were legend. Nana figures that she can follow in her footsteps. But nothing is simple when you're carrying five of the most powerful talismen in the world, each of which is guided by the spirit of one of Nana's eccentric ancestors.
The Werechicken
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,960. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hapless young man discovers that he has the ability to turn himself into a chicken. He is not thrilled about his newfound supernatural ability, but an odd coincidence forces him into partnership with a young, but powerful and beautiful, wizardess who is bent on revenge against the wizard who murdered her mentor.