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The Armada (Seventh Row - May & June)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in May & June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Sixth Row - April & May 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April & May 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Gwenny June
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 87,630. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gwenny and Roger June make a friend and an enemy. The friend is a beautiful young Russian woman they catch in their house at 3am, armed with a gun. The enemy is her grandfather, a billionaire former Nazi hunter. Gwenny June is the best there is, at everything, and the game is on again in America's most beautiful town.
The Armada (Fifth Row - April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
EXOT #16. Zeitschrift für komische Literatur
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 23,590. Language: German. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Literature
Oh, du Feuchtfröhliche! In der Winterausgabe flocken aus EXOT wieder einmal 128 Seiten geistreicher Geschichten, genialer Gedichte und gnädiger Gemeinheiten, sorgsam gemästet mit vielerlei Grafiken, Gomix und Gartoons. Vom Himmel hoch kommt diesmal die Covermalerei, nämlich von der just preisgekrönten Nadia Budde (Hans-Meid-Preis 2013 für Buchgrafik und Buchillustration).
Blackberry Crumble
Price: Free! Words: 9,680. Language: British English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
'Blackberry Crumble' is a long short story about a haunted phone, a desperate café owner and her son, and a ruthless woman who will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
The Armada (Fourth Row - April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Le Cultivateur De La Pauvreté
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 750. Language: French. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Premier épisode de la série, dans lequel le funambule découvre que les idées noires peuvent apprivoiser les épouvantails et que l'humour fait la force.
Double Down Diva
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,370. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the chances of finding love at the blackjack table's in Vegas? Oh please, Drew doesn't lay odds on sucker bets. She plays to win. Over the last several months she's had to fend off boy toys, dirty old men, and yacky woman that the 'eye in the sky' has sent down to watch her. Okay, she's a tad paranoid however, when a hesitant woman sits down and asks for lessons Drew lets her guard down.
The Armada (Third Row - March & April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Word 2010 and various Fonts only, in March & April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks appplication options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Second Row - March 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Word 2010 and various Fonts only, in March 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks appplication options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in gorgeous fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Virgil's Reality
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 290. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
Fifty two cartoons featuring Virgil Mifton, a sexagenarian whose body is in its mid sixties, but whose mind is closer to twenty three. That can cause confusion and hilarity, but, let's face it, all our friends have been there. Enjoy.
The Armada (First Row - February 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Word 2010 and various Fonts only, in February 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks appplication options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in gorgeous fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Songwriter And The First Christmas And Other Short Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: American English. Published: December 22, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Berakhiah, the temple songwriter can't find anything to write about until an Angel delivers some inspiration. Including two other short stories.
Trevor's Odd Assay
Series: Tall Stories. Price: Free! Words: 5,030. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013 by Raven's Staff. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Trevor’s only been on the job three months but he’s already attracted the disapproving attention of Musevary Tower’s grumpy and sardonic caretaker. This introductory short story sets the scene for ‘tall stories’, an up-coming anthology of short stories due out in 2014.
E all'improvviso... niente
Price: Free! Words: 6,380. Language: Italian. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nella tediosa Wikiville, cittadina un po’ più a sud di alcune e un po’ più a nord di altre, il tempo scorre sempre uguale a se stesso. Dag, indigeno indolente, non fa nulla per cambiare tutto questo, ma il “tutto questo” cambierà da solo. Forse.
Going Dutch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined. For mature audiences. Approximately 2,800 words.
The Chapped-Ass Critic
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Approximately 2,300 words.
A Star for Christmas
Price: Free! Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa Claus takes up the challenge when a girl asks him for a star for Christmas, employing a few tricks up his red and white sleeve to get the job done. Can he make the girl's Christmas her best ever yet? A free of charge, Christmas themed short story, totalling 1600 words.
A Lump of Coal (with Coal New Problem)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,210. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Every child wants to appease Santa. All except one, that is. Cassandra once again ruins a Christmas Eve celebration and is lectured by Santa for her bad behaviour, but baffles everyone by smiling the entire time. Could Cassandra have an ulterior motive for her naughtiness? A humorous Christmas short story totalling around 3,100 words, with a bonus short story, 'Coal New Problem', at 3,200 words.