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At Least the 2nd Best Christmas Book You'll Read Today
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,450. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a silly book I wrote about Christmas. It covers everything you would expect about the holiday: why Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is terrible, why the Ninja Turtles holiday special does not hold up, why Starbucks holiday drinks are amazing, and stories about haunted, singing Christmas trees. So grab a glass of eggnog and some festive cookies, and curl up by the fire with my goofy book.
The Wedding Scheme
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,300. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014 by Fine Form Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
During a vacation cruise, Soleil accepts a Greek Adonis' marriage proposal. True romance has finally found her and life is good. Fulfilling her deepest wish, her divorced parents announce plans to remarry each other in an elaborate double wedding ceremony! But when her fiancé suddenly ends their engagement, Soleil is forced to find a replacement in order to save her parents' wedding!
The Perfect Pair
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 109,350. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A boxed set containing a pair of fast-paced romantic comedies with a nod to Jane Austen, both written by New York Times & USA Today bestselling author Marilyn Brant! These two light contemporary romances -- Pride, Prejudice and the Perfect Match & Pride, Prejudice and the Perfect Bet -- are companion novels but they can be enjoyed as stand-alone stories.
R.A.S.H (Rent.A.Super.Hero)
You set the price! Words: 27,030. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
They’re back! The secret agents of S.H.I.T. have returned with their unlikely and unorthodox crime fighting unit with one goal which is to make the streets of London safe again...
Chez Martin
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,340. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » Trip Journals
Laughter and intrigue in Provence with Monsieur Martin, Clovis and the small spotted ponies. Meet a host of characters and follow their lives and adventures under the clear blue skies of the South. Will Christophe’s quiz team beat the ex-pats? Will Madame Martin become a successful international pickle purveyor? And who will fall for Jean-Pierre Lucard, the infamous paella king?
Halitor the Hero
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,090. Language: American English. Published: November 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A would-be Hero in training, looking for a princess to rescue. A Fair Maiden who breaks all the rules. In this fantasy adventure they form a team that seems doomed to failure. Halitor would be willing to settle down to work as a kitchen boy, as long as they feed him. But Melly wants to find her father, and he has to help. Halitor is in over his head, but he learns a lot more than how to be a hero.
The Green Twinkie
Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Transgressional fiction
(1.50 from 2 reviews)
A short story about when I found a green Twinkie.
Mustard Urine
Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Recently I was exploring the furthest reaches of the galaxy, in my mind.
Naturalist Thoughts
Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story that very briefly explores man's relationship with nature.
Transference
Price: Free! Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Short story, 14 pages. O'Neill moves to Brisbane and opens a karate studio. Suffering from insomnia when Azure leaves him, he seeks help from a psychiatrist, expecting to meet "some old git who looks like Sigmund Freud". Dr West turns out to be young and beautiful. Bit by bit he begins to transfer his affections to her. By the time Azure returns, he's become obsessed with Dr West. 4,350 words.
What A Fart
Price: Free! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Literature
A humorous musing of sorts.
Vidám percek
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,490. Language: Hungarian. Published: November 29, 2014 by Publio Kiadó. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ebben a „novellaszerű” gyűjteményben olyan hétköznapi történeteket gyűjtöttem csokorba, amelyek bármelyikünkkel megeshetnek, és bár abban a pillanatban lehet, nem tartjuk mulatságosnak, de később visszatekintve már jókat kacarászhatunk rajta.
A kínai nagy falat - 1/5
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: Hungarian. Published: November 29, 2014 by Publio Kiadó. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Három jóbarát, akik közül egy normális, kettő viszont nem. A helyszín egy második kerületi vegyeskereskedés. Amikor a főnök eltűnik, egy titokzatos szobor feltűnik. És nyomában egy sor gyanús alak. Egy tinédzser tolvaj, két szimatoló rendőr, egy kínai verőember és persze egy gyönyörű nő. Mit rejt a szobor? Ki ússza meg élve a hajszát? Hogyan menthet életet egy üveg wasabi mustár? Itt vannak a vála
Stark Nakid
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 70,170. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a ship sinks in a storm on Kootenay Lake in 1898, a fortune in gold is lost. The sleepy mountain hamlet of Nelson, British Columbia, bolts upright when letters surface a century later revealing the location of the lost gold. Disillusioned detective Stark Nakid, his ex-partner and a group of eccentrics race to solve the mystery of the sunken ship before the heirs to the fortune are eliminated.
SkyDie
Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
The Robin Spring
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,890. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Richard Anderson has had better years. His "recently misplaced" wife and construction business they shared are floundering on the same rocks. The bank is after their house and anything else he's nailed down. His father is dying, even while his mother has relationship issues of her own. And on top of all that, his medium irons are in a major slump. Still, you have to keep your sense of humor.
Better Than The Dole.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 81,490. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A reluctant trade union official encounters an extraordinary array of colourful characters during forty years of adventure and misadventure spent on the far edge of Western civilisation whilst witnessing the decline of manufacturing and the union movement in the developed world. His story contains extraordinarily humorous anecdotes, but is also fringed with sadness for a dying culture.
Yet Another Day In Paradise
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 71,910. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Southern Africa, the Indian Ocean… At the Pelican Island Yacht Club adventurous eccentrics are going about their creative, chaotic lives. The Msimsi trees are blossoming, fish are jumping and clouds of white egrets are dotting the sky. It’s Paradise – or is it?
Johnny Eleven and Les Paul Heaven
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,580. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rock and Roll dreams. Johnny has them big time. The only problem is he's an awful guitar player. But an encounter with a special guitar made by a psychotic craftsman changes everything. For Johnny starts to become the guitar player of his dreams not realizing he's being stalked by a psychotic madman. But fate may be on his side for only the special guitar can decide who stays and who dies.
Heywood Fetcher
Price: Free! Words: 78,240. Language: American English. Published: November 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Heywood Fetcher, an inquiring young man born during WWII, comes of age during the turbulent sixties. His journey through adolescence, teen years, military service in Vietnam, higher education, marriage, and, ultimately, fatherhood provides for many humorous stories. Heywood navigates the winding roads hoping they will lead him to a place of happiness and prosperity.