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Choices - A Selection of Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 31,940. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011 by PaperBox Books PBB. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Take a journey through past and present in this delightful mix of short stories.
Never Never
Series: Christmas stories. Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scrooge questions a boy about a fantastic island. Part of the (anthology) collection of New Christmas Carol Stories.
An Ugly American in Canadia *how to speak Canadian
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,100. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » By region, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun guide to Canada. Filled with translations of Canadian words, history, french and metric conversions, things you may notice that are different than the US, their holidays, famous Canadians, and Canadian gifts to the world.
Three Grandmas in Texas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,320. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the three on their latest mission of destruction.
The Spirit of Murder
Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
This short story travels into the supernatural, where a disembodied spirit looks down on to a crime scene and recognizes the dead body as her own. Overcome by disbelief that anyone would want to kill her, she speculates about all the people in her life who simply adore her. Or do they?
Santa's Weight Problem
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011 by enpublikant. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa has become too heavy for his sleigh. So he takes drastic action. Will he be able to bring the children their presents again? This story and picture is a Christmas present from Django Mathijsen and Anaïd Haen to their readers.
Y.M.I.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
Pregnant Without A Cause
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,920. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Michelle and her daughter Callie play "Who's the Mommy?" so Michelle can win desperately-needed cash on a reality TV show. As a bonus, Callie finds acceptance and respect as an adoptive teenage unwed mother. Of course the baby in question begins to complecate matters as soon as he pops out into the waiting latex gloves of fireman Boomer. In the end love decides what is true and what is reality.
SeaWeed
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bobby Steiner, perpetually stoned heroine of "The Diary of Bobby Steiner" returns with an all-new short adventure.
Heartbeat
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,190. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
After the Zombie Apocalypse, civilization adapts to troubled times. But can the living and the undead co-exist in peace? A zombie defender must question his principles when a hunter becomes infected by the zombie plague and threatens the boy's mother in "Heartbeat".
Ward's Laws
Price: Free! Words: 16,580. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ward's Laws has appeared on the iTunes Humour genre charts 11 times. It has appeared on charts in Australia, USA. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account I did what every other forty-something year old does, I froze. I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits and said LOL a lot,
Uncle Tom's Ashes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,220. Language: Australian English. Published: December 17, 2011 by Solitary Cat Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Uncle Tom’s wishes when he died were quite clear; he wanted to be cremated. ‘Burned in me box’ to use his exact words. It said so in his will. Trouble was, the will didn’t say what was to be done with his ashes. So, naturally, it turned into a family feud…
The Scammer
You set the price! Words: 25,730. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Philly Joe is the country’s top Conman. He’s hired by a poker player to make certain the latter wins LA’s Junior Tournament so he can take part in The Ultimate Game in London. The Masters Organization, fearing Philly, sends 2 of their best to stop any possible scams. It becomes a battle of wits and intricate moves, and anyone’s game between the 4 men and one beautiful woman to the very last word.
Squaw Dresses
Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A society maven with a small dress factory uses intimidation to sell her leftover squaw dresses.
ACME Washing Machines and 7 Other Stories
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,510. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this collection of 8 funny stories you can find a mighty superheroine who can't live without custard cookies; a professor who found his sense of life in number 42; a mobile phone that can connect directly to the man's belt and many other unique people. "Star Trek" fans and baseball players will love this collection, too. These stories will certainly help you to have a good time.
The Deadliest Snake
Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.67 from 3 reviews)
My grandmother always used to say, "That snake is more afraid of you than you are of it." Grandma was a poor judge of my fear, but I grew up believing her: there is no need to fear snakes. But as a society, the fear of snakes is one of our strongest phobias. And rightly so. Snakes can be deadly as evidenced by the fateful day a simple, little green grass snake slithered into the Miller's home.
The Cure For Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,930. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011 by Toffee Apple Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Cure For Love is a romantic comedy (novella) set in Cornwall and London. The story starts in London. Daisy is broken–hearted when her boyfriend, Sebastian, announces his engagement to Celeste. Angry and betrayed, Daisy leaves London and heads for a break in Cornwall. The seclusion she seeks is soon disturbed when she meets Jake Wolfe.
Oops! I'm The Paparazzi
Price: Free! Words: 34,620. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011 by Toffee Apple Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An Irish ex-boyfriend, a New York newspaper editor, a movie star, and a Hollywood agent - the men in Phred’s life cause her nothing but trouble. So the last thing she needs is to become one of the paparazzi. When Dublin newspaper journalist, Phred, is dumped by her Irish boyfriend, Finbar, she runs off to New York to make a fresh start.
Higher Than Eagles
Series: Donovans of the Delta, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,600. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(Book 5 of a 5-book series) When fire-fighting pilot Jacob Donovan discovers the woman he’d loved and lost is free again, he’s determined to find out the truth. Singer Rachel Devlin is desperate to stand firm against the man she’d deceived, the devilish rogue who has haunted her dreams for six years. But does her logic still stand?
Any Thursday
Series: Donovans of the Delta, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,940. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(Book 4 of a 5-book series) When investigative reporter Jim Roman is sent to cover a society Delta wedding, he never expected to meet the fiercely independent Hannah Donovan, marine biologist from Alaska, who threatens to topple every one of his notions about settling down with a sweet, old- fashioned girl. Besides all that, her work is in Alaska, his in San Francisco and never the twain shall me.