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Baby, I Can Die For You by King kObOkO
Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Story of how a woman died for her man
I Used to Live in Paradise
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 65,270. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2015 by Black Rose Writing. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It isn't until after his wife dies that our man truly considers who she was, and who they were together. While reflecting on an ever-improving past, the mechanics of the modern world, including the wonders and joys of online-dating in the 21st century, challenge and strengthen our recently widowed pilgrim. Join us on a humorous, provocative journey beginning in the 1970s through suburban romance,
Her Perfect Mismatch
Series: A Town Named Eden. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,340. Language: American English. Published: July 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Elizabeth Charles has chosen the town of Eden for her fresh start, but the new life she craves demands the ultimate act of defiance, a Puff Donut. Mitch Faydon's determined to shake off the bad boy of Eden label. His will is tested when he meets the prim and proper sugar deprived tourist. When the sweet talker loses his touch, he faces an uphill battle to win the one woman he wants.
Heat on the street
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 160,740. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2015 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jammin' Boy is an exotic, vibrant, magnetic and carefree Language Teacher at Oatmill High School. Not a day goes by without elephant sized belly full of laughter, astonishment, excitement and adventure. A truly remarkable, exhilarating and white knuckle roller coaster ride from beginning to end, well worth the entrance fee!
Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,960. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all.
Hasta que el Gran Pedo Nos Separe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: Spanish. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Los temores de Helen Hubbard finalmente se han confirmado. Una mañana, durante el almuerzo en su restaurante favorito, su esposo Gary le confiesa que la ha estado engañando, y está listo para abandonarla en un instante. Cuando ella hurga en el asunto, descubre más de lo que quería saber sobre Muffy, la misteriosa amante de él. "¿¿¿Entonces me estás dejando por un pedo???", exclamó Helen.
Cockabloodytoo
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 64,960. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015 by Bookpal Australia. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cockabloodytoo is a pacey thriller/comedy following the exploits of a cast of intriguing characters. The Distinctly Australian take on a Bond-esque secret service organization is a unique feature of this work. The novel uses real settings, primarily rural locations around Melbourne, The cockatoo, Bruce, who appears throughout the story, provides the story with yet another unique feature.
The Would Be Asstronaut
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. Exactly what does he have in mind? Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. When he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out.
Weekend Getaway
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.
Tot de dood ons schijt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Dutch. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt over de materie, komt ze meer te weten over zijn mysterieuze minnares Muffy. "Dus je laat mij in de steek voor een scheet???" riep Helen.
Gastrointestinal Blues
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies?
A Punto de Reventar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
La Pregunta de 500 Dólares
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,750. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa? Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Confucius Say
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 190. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Words of wisdom from the Chinese teacher himself. Well ok not exactly, but more like the things he might have always wanted to say but never could. Confucius Say contains the ten best words of wisdom and sarcasm he never said but probably should have!
The Dimmer from Hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Fifty Shades of Roxie Brown (A Romantic Comedy)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,550. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015 by Raucous Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Come with Roxie Brown on her hilarious crime-busting romantic adventure and discover if the love of her life is the man of her dreams or if the man she loves is her worst nightmare.
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
Fat Riker
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,040. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fat Riker may be the worst band on the planet. With thirty years of bizarre shows, puzzling albums and countless lineup changes, their history is almost impenetrable. When one man inherits the band by answering a mysterious classified ad, he finds himself with the unenviable task of sorting it all out.