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How Not To Commit Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 112,900. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Career conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight after his latest stint in prison - until he stumbles upon a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust, and is blackmailed into becoming an accomplice. Never have his skills in lying and cheating been so vital, as he tries to save Lucy's life, and his own - without his wife finding out.
Corazon
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Series: The Cripplesby Diaries, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 130,000. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Why would a gang of poachers rip the hearts out of one animal from every continent and take them all to Mexico? Geeza Vermies badly wants to find out and, teaming up with Elliot again, is right behind them! But stumbling into a plot to bring back the Aztec Gods wasn’t part of the plan – was it? And what on earth is Father Sadfael doing there? It’s all looking set to get messy, down Mexico way!
The Wolves of Third Clan
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Series: Superior Beings, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 118,980. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
There are supeior beings on the Earth who were bred to dominate and born to kill. Evolving in a clan system governed through economic success, cunning and the removal of those above them the family of LeTorque are one rung below the Matriarchy, one seat below ultimate power and a step closer to their destiny; a combining of the clans to meet the coming Hoard. .
In the Mood
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Series: The Millennium Quartet, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 109,520. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Crops whither in the fields. Fish float belly-up in rivers, lakes, and oceans. Orchards are barren. Cattle and sheep are dying on their feet. The world is slowly starving to death. Deep in the American heartland, a terrible family reunion is taking place. The gathering relatives leave trails of death in their wake. Missing are little Joey and his parents. Joey and his mom are on their way...
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
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Price: Free! Words: 115,500. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.
The Deweyville Church Secretary, Devil's Basement
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 104,590. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013 by Johnnie McDonald. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Jackie McGrath, the Stephanie Plum of the Bible belt, is older but with the same penchant for misadventure. As secretary for a church, she balances eccentric parishioners and wayward pastors with three ex-husbands, four jobs, and a passion for poker. An exploding boiler reveals a skeleton in basement requiring investigation by the hunky chief of police and installation by an amorous boiler man.
A Brief History of B*llocks
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 188,880. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Remember those mad nights out where you end up talking about the most random stuff, laugh yourself silly and wake up the next day trying to remember all of the crazy stuff you were talking about?! Well imagine if you could have had a dictaphone to record all of your inane ramblings to be typed up and edited afterwards. That's exactly what we did! This is the full transcripts of all those nights.
Called to Arms Again
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Series: Somerset, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 118,660. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2013 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Adventure » War & military
Grit doesn’t fade away… it just becomes crusty. With the authorities occupied by a massive Homeland Security drill, an urban gang of thieves targets an isolated retirement subdivision, figuring the residents would offer no resistance. But these octogenarians have never forgotten it was once up to them to defend family, home, and community. Can they save the day… again?
Pot-bound
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 110,680. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Since discovering facial wax strips, Kate King has never been short of a partner. Now, having reached the age of looking forward to a dull evening, she finds herself single and soon discovers that life outside of the relationship bubble is tough. Will she be capable of spreading new roots amidst the harshness and turbulence of her existence, or will she forever be twisted around into knots?
Per Ardua Ad Ulcers
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 161,100. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2013 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jim Weaver is a young, bright, printing ink technician who feels constantly overshadowed by his brash, less qualified colleague who seems to get all the breaks that Jim hopes for. Finally, after being dumped by his girlfriend of two dates Jim decides that he’s had enough and joins the RAF. This proves to be the making of him. After a hesitant beginning and a minor bout of dysentery Jim
The Poet and the Bastard
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 120,810. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Todd is an overly-sensitive wannabe poet who spends his days working in a laundromat. Jon is a hard-drinking smart-ass who produces cheesy low-budget B-movies. As old friends, they're used to stumbling through life together, but when you add Todd's stripper girlfriend Rebecca into the mix, their misadventures get taken to a whole new level...
The Very Best of Jonathan Swift In Plain and Simple English (Translated)
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Series: Plain and Simple English, Book 92. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 239,950. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Few writers could write wit and satire quite like Jonathan Swift. His humor has been appreciated and imitated for hundreds of years. So why aren't you laughing? Let us help make sense of Jonathan Swift's best-known works with this modern translation. Collected inside this large anthology is: The Battle of the Books A Modest Proposal Gulliver's Travels An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity
South of Nirvana
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 154,320. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After being involved in a car accident, Andy quits her job in the corporate world and moves to a retreat centre in rural South Africa. She quickly finds out that there are many not-so-enlightened gurus around, while the true teachers may remain hidden in the background. Her anecdotes of retreat centre life runs the gamut from irreverent and hilarious to scholarly and seriously philosophical.
Taken for a Ride
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 101,960. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Branny. 25 years old and being attacked in the street by a pigeon - much to the amusement of three attractive onlookers (Janice, Sam and Adele). So why, moments later, would Janice ask him out on a date? Then Sam. Then Adele. In this laugh out loud comedy, the girl's are playing a wicked game to tease a gullible geek. Branny has just become their victim. But is the joke ultimately on them?
Confused by Design
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,280. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Boy meets Girl - Girl is a lesbian - Boy becomes a Girl so they can be together.
The Major's Renegade
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Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 163,490. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do you get when you mix the cavalry with one x-gunfighter, one blackmailing female, one castaway orphan, one hot-tempered cougar, two love struck-horses and a crooked general running three forts under the very nose of the U.S. government? Answer: A hilarious opportunity for a catastrophe!
The Tea Series - Books Five through Eight
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Series: The Tea Series - Bundles, Book 2. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 256,580. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The characters in the Tea Series are people you'd like to know and part of a family that welcomes you with open arms. More than 170,000 copies of the books in this series have been sold. You will find that each book in the series is a fast and fun read. Each installment is a hybrid of the traditional novel and the serial novel (each book is a full-length novel and leads directly into the next book
Alive to See
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 109,170. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
Chaze Fairwood thought that her life is ordinary as she transfer back to her school, but it was a mistake. She is always the witness of death at her school, and the cops are after her because of that. How can she deal with her life with bullies, mean girls and an unbeatable awesomely-figured rival named Ethan? This is not just about discrimination.
Church of the Path of Least Resistance
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 102,500. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013 by Rebel ePublishers. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bumbling hitmen, a communist-hating old lady who looks like Yoda, lost Confederate gold, a lusty piratess, the invention of margaritas, hush puppies, mud wrestling, a treasure hunt and an amorous dolphin.
Family, Friends and Lovers
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 112,390. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The humorous mishaps of Giselle McKissack, 45 year old widow struggling to put her daughter through college. When her car breaks down, she accepts a job bellydancing at the 50th birthday party of widower and old friend Brian Haggerty. When they become romantically involved, they find themselves constantly at the beckon call of their children, grandkids, and aging parents. A fun tale for all ages.