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Checkered Scissors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When his life in the real world is stolen, Ed must traverse the bizarre world of his imagination to find the Checkered Scissors. Unfortunately, the owner of the Scissors has lost them when he stumbled into the real world. Together, they must find the Scissors before the sinister Mr. Pinkerton, a mad scientist who hates Ed and everything about him.
The Story of the Mimosa
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 104,010. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the story of the Mimosa, a black sailing ship (with red sails) that travels through space, and boldly appears where no space-faring, black sailing ship has appeared before, regardless of the colour of its sails.
The Goatman
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 105,150. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the summer of 1983, a young teen named Danny Brent and his two best friends share a chilling adventure that bonds them together well into adulthood. Now, for the first time in almost thirty years, Danny is sharing his secret about what really happene
Nglnd Xpx
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
Always Dreaming of You
Series: Dreaming, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,240. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(Always Dreaming of You is the sequel to Not Dreaming of You) Tragedy has struck the Carson-Villanueva family. All Chris Carson can do is keep busy and hope the crippling feeling of loss will fade. Until a chance encounter with a striking young woman injects him with optimism. But when she tips him and drives off without giving her name, he's disappointed...and a little insulted.
The Meteor Men - Tranquility Badlands [Location Four-Seven]
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 110,530. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Vastly outnumbered, the Troopers need every iota of their wit, wile, and wisdom as their task begins to take on a face. From Switzerland to the farthest reach of the Outworld, the enemy proves to be as boundless as they are mysterious in this science fiction gone warped. Come meet the man who has a ‘rocket in his pocket and a roll in his soul’. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands.
The Meteor Men - Lagos High
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 105,960. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is the turn of this century - Lt. Keaton and his unit must use a ‘clandestine audacity’ to do battle with the Nigerian Underground. Their mission complicates when space proves the larger obstacle in this somewhat bent science fiction. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands. Come meet the man who has a ‘rocket in his pocket and a roll in his soul’.
The Meteor Men - Katamma Reach
Series: The Meteor Men, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 116,830. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A century from now, our hero must do battle with a big chunk of Africa as well as the estranged wit of his own unit as he attempts to de-mystify an unusual construction project in this twisted science fiction. In this ‘world’ Troopers rule and the Lunar surface provides the economic basis for our first colonizations of inner space – the ‘Outworld’. Katamma Reach. Lagos High. Tranquility Badlands.
The Curse of Hairy Palms
Series: Curses of Merk McNeap, Book 2. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 100,930. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
To her delight, Big Momma Turnyipp’s curse makes Merk McNeap grow thick fur on his palms and soles. He needs her to end the spell so he must defend her from weird cultists aiming to sacrifice her to their god. After much running, driving, and climbing around Merk assumes a strange identity to try to save her - and triggers a switcheroo she carelessly set up against her and hopes for the best.
Murgatroyd's Christmas Club
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 116,330. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013 by Fishcake Publications. Categories: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Mill worker, Willie Arkenthwaite, suddenly, and by his own doing, becomes treasurer of the Murgatroyd's Mill Christmas club. Being rude, crude & terribly rude, how will this docile and inarticulate man accomplish this? With his friends, workmates and many comical mishaps along the way, that's how.
The Lost Ballet
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 100,600. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another in the series of caper novels staring Gwenny and Roger June, who live in America's most beautiful town, Charleston, SC. In a secret compartment of an antique desk they find a musical score by Igor Stravinsky, and decide to produce the world premier of this lost ballet. Also staring Pete Townshend of THE WHO, Catherine Deneuve, and Mikhail Baryshnikov. And of course Stirg, their enemy.
Of Superior Design
Series: Superior Beings, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 104,700. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Of Superior Design is the sequel to The Wolves of Third Clan. Heaven had a plan for Werewolves and Vampires, they were seeded on Earth for a reason; an answer to the Hellion Hoard. Beings designed with perfection and allowed to evolve until the intended product emerged; a superior Superior.It arrived with Daemon alongside a worrisome thought.If he were Heaven's answer what would become of them?
A True and Perfect Knight
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 108,830. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Business
With warmth, humor and his unique eye for life’s absurdities, Jeffrey Robinson turns one man’s adventure in the real world into the “feel good” novel of the year.
Heavenly Hoboes
Price: Free! Words: 101,860. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two hard-drinking hoboes have no idea that they are on a divine mission when they meet up with each other on a train to Midvale. But what begins in a small Midwestern town facing tough times soon blossoms into a worldwide event that will make you laugh a lot, cry a little and will surely give you pause for thought.
Bus Of Fools
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 110,370. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Bus Of Fools, Guru Abbryggdd, co-creator of the OtherNet, attempts to regain his family's lost estate and place in the House of Lords. He and pretender to the throne of England, the "terrorist" Bonny Black Prince join forces to recapture their respective places in history and society. Along the way, Guru meets a number of American tourists, in Paris on a week-long bus tour.
Catalyst!
Series: Barb Stark Mysteries, Book 8 ยท Barb Stark Mysteries, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 137,090. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever want to shake an arrogant celebrity’s world? Fix political corruption? Meet Mother Nature at her worst and come out alive? And want to do all of this while figuring out a complicated love life with very complicated men and match wits with a blood-sports pro and a crime lord? Come along with Dr. Barb Stark. The good folk of Duncan are at it again.
A Slot Machine Ate My Midlife Crisis
Price: $4.88 USD. Words: 139,470. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2013 by SynergEbooks. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quirky jobs, wacky friends, hot crushes, and an unraveling marriage are all part of this darkly funny novel describing 45 year-old newlywed Wendy Sinclair’s life in Las Vegas after she impulsively decides to stay following a bizarre girls’ weekend in 2005.
How Not To Commit Murder
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 113,040. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
Career conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight this time after his release from prison, with the help of his new wife. But he hadn't counted on stumbling across a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust. Or being blackmailed into becoming an accomplice to her murder. Can he save his own life as well as Lucy's - without his wife finding out?
Corazon
Series: The Cripplesby Diaries, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 130,390. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Why would a gang of poachers rip the hearts out of one animal from every continent and take them all to Mexico? Geeza Vermies badly wants to find out and, teaming up with Elliot again, is right behind them! But stumbling into a plot to bring back the Aztec Gods wasn’t part of the plan – was it? And what on earth is Father Sadfael doing there? It’s all looking set to get messy, down Mexico way!
The Wolves of Third Clan
Series: Superior Beings, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 118,980. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
There are supeior beings on the Earth who were bred to dominate and born to kill. Evolving in a clan system governed through economic success, cunning and the removal of those above them the family of LeTorque are one rung below the Matriarchy, one seat below ultimate power and a step closer to their destiny; a combining of the clans to meet the coming Hoard. .