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Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
All An Author Needs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
A Visit From Oscar: A Short Story About A Neighborhood Possum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
If you ever dealt with a possum making the rounds of your neighborhood late at night, this story is sure to make you laugh!
Fire and Rescue Services
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is quite a comical tale of the Harrington boys and their friends as they stage a rescue of their two sisters, Marie and Barbara from a pretend 'burning' playhouse. As usual, their shenanigans prove somewhat too much for some of the townsfolk in the village with a rather interesting outcome.
FAZ Y ENVÉS
Price: Free! Words: 4,260. Language: Spanish. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Faz y envés, pro y contra, no hay que bajar la guardia o nos sorprenderemos.
More Money than Sense
Price: Free! Words: 11,490. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Baxter may be stinking rich, but he has no concept of money - and he’s oh-so-gullible! When he squanders his dwindling millions buying the Tower of London from a con artist, it’s the last straw for his long-suffering accountant. Determined to change, Baxter sets off on a quest to do just that!... But will he have the sense to decide on the best course of action?
They Were Just Being Polite
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I did not retire until I was 90. The reason I didn't was because I never thought about it and nobody ever suggested it. Fred finally did. I wanted to see what being retired felt like. Angie and I went to a restaurant we had never been to before. I did not wear my hair piece the first time but I did the second. Nobody noticed the difference! This made me mad. In this book
Ten Dollars On The Nose
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the 1970s gambling in Massachusetts was taken out of the hands of hard working citizens called ‘bookies’ and put into the greedy, sticky mitts of the politicians - in the form of a State Lottery. I always felt that an honest crook like my local numbers guy was more on the 'up and up' than the people running the 'legal' numbers racket. This is a short story of Cape Cod's favorite bookie.
Smart Kid - Got Rich In One Month Mowing Grass
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jimmy Hughes, a smart kid, in a wealthy family, made a deal with his parents to work for them for a month. He was to get one cent the first day, two cents the second, four cents the next, etc., doubling the amount each day for thirty days. On June 30, he presented a bill for over ten million dollars. Was the kid trying to scam his parents? You decide when you read this story.
100 Not Out
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,140. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
100 Not Out is a collection of some of Edinburgh author Gordon Lawrie's best 100-word flash fiction stories. Published initially over the last few years in Friday Flash Fiction, they explore every genre – including science fiction, crime, romance, historical fiction and, above all, humour.
The Flotsky Adventures: Part 5 - In the Cold, Cold Ground
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Tragedy looms over Flotsky's Burgers when the patrons enter a vegetative state while something eerie is looming in the basement.
One Early Evening in Mexico
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,750. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2016 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
He wanted to take a very special "directed immersion" deep into Mexico for his senior trip. But he got considerably more than he bargained for. Come along and see what you think.
Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell | 101 Facts
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 9,300. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016 by 826. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the amazing facts of Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell? If you're hungry for more of the book you’ve loved, this insightful read prepared for you will expand your knowledge and make you a book buff. Collected for readers everywhere are best facts about the book, characters & more that are fun, down-to-earth, and amazingly true to keep you laughing and learning!
I'm A Klutz!
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My wife was ill and all she wanted me to do was deposit a check. In doing doing this, it became clear that I'm a klutz! I'm not asking for pity. I'm simply offering that you read my story on what happened and, perhaps, smile a while.
Hard Hat Daze, Honky-Tonk Knights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,700. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The strange world of construction and the crazy people who work there.
HM4MEN - A Manual of Household Management for Men
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,080. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Reference, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
More and more men are finding themselves in sole charge of their households, with little experience and no training. This manual of household management is for them. HM4MEN is a reference book, with 60 topics arranged in alphabetical order – from Bed-Making to Windows – and cross-references between topics. It is also an entertaining read, so humour takes its place alongside the serious advice.
Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I have spent a lifetime coming up with weird ideas. Actually they just appeared, most of the time. The muse was never far away. So I decided to collect them. I've tried in a number of ways.
Who's There?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2016 by Crimson Cloak Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Knock-knock jokes appeal to everyone. Here is a whole book-full to delight the juvenile mind. Keep it on hand to amuse the kids on a rainy day or long journey!