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'God' on Trial
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comedic courtroom drama in which 'God' is tried for crimes against humanity.
I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually? EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium. Edited two words.
Every Hole Is The 19th Hole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,670. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A run-of-the-mill professional golfer goes up against Tiger at Augusta, with mixed results.
The Glass Ceiling
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,210. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Angry that she has not been considered for a job she wants, Rhonda decides to see all the other applicants and persuade them not to apply for it. She isn't prepared for the result. Each time she talks to an applicant they die.
Dropped Connection
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,950. Language: American English. Published: July 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A young man named Robert enjoys using the world wide web. Like many of his generation, he grew up knowing the internet. Most of his friends are people he has never seen face-to-face. His closest friend is a girl whose true name he does not know. He values his time with his online companions, and would not know what to do if his ties to them were to be suddenly cut off.
Man's Best Friend
Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All Jason wants is someone to watch the kids until his wife gets home. The new nanny--her protective instincts honed with canine genes--seems the perfect solution. But the honing is more than Jason can handle, and he's about to lose his family to a new Alpha.
Toe Tag
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2012 by Mossy Feet Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You know you have had a rough weekend when you wake up Monday morning and all you are wearing is a toe tag. This was the fate of poor Ferguson Wells who awakened on a hard, steel table wearing a sheet, toe tag and nothing else.
Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.
Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.33 from 3 reviews)
I would like to apologise for a blank cover image as my budget could not accommodate taking a snap of Mr. Romantic Vampire or buying a photograph of his.
Does Anybody Remember Laughter?
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a direct attempt at humor, the author imagines a poker game with five famous musicians.
Mouse on a Motorcycle
Price: Free! Words: 3,920. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another comedy tale of adventure and friendship for the trio of loveable mice and their friend Froggy as Louise goes on a motorcycle road trip. “Mouse on a Motorcycle” is a comedy in a similar vain to Ratatouille - so if you are a PARENT PLEASE READ THROUGH BEFORE GIVING TO A CHILD. If you appreciated this work please, if you are able, make a small donation to a charity of your choice.
Cantaloupes and Wild Shoshone
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 14,050. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012 by Banty Hen Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Marshal Michael Fallon rates as the toughest lawman in Fringe Space. But how did he start out? Ten years ago, Michael Fallon got himself conscripted into the Galactic Marshal Corps. He attacks the recruiter, vandalizes Academy property, and makes enemies with the biggest, baddest man in his class. Lucky for him, the Galactic Marshals don't disqualify people on grounds of stupidity.
The Brass Ring
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A couples' surprise encounter at a Seattle coffee shop could lead places...
Love Can Be Scary
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the demented mind of OJ Wolfsmasher comes a molotov cocktail of a love story destined to not ever wind up on the same bookshelf as any book from Nicholas Sparks. It will either make you reconsider what you think about everything, or just make you angry. You won't find out until you read it.
Roxxy & Laddy Go To Hollywood
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comic writer goes to Hollywood to interview for a new sitcom with Mark Wahlberg.
China Camp - The Treasure of the Red Dragon
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,440. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In 1853, the Year of the Ox, the junk "Red Dragon" went down in a storm just off of Rat Cove in San Pablo Bay. And the gold aboard? Read on to learn about colorful characters and their clever schemes to find the gold of the Red Dragon.
Mind Over Matter
Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Warning: this ebook file may be malicious. Or not. "Malicious" is such a value-laden word. At least give it a chance to explain itself, and you can decide for yourself...
Belly Laughs
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,970. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is geared towards adults. Parents with an open mind who allow their children to read this material will find that it encourages analytical thought that improves comprehension. Sit back, relax and thank our Creator for instilling in me the ability to make people laugh. Laughter, as all of us know can be therapeutic.
Mr. Zombie Goes to Washington
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2012 by WolfSinger Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
What happens when a small town, rural zombie ends up being sent to Washington DC as a member of Congress.
Horsing Around With New Mexico Cowboys
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,700. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Western, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A few short cowboy tales from a ranch under the San Francisco Peaks of New mexico.
All Lesser Creatures
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2012 by Short Story Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Press Presents All Lesser Creatures by Matthew Kilpatrick “All Lesser Creatures” is a quirky and unusual story about a man named Gary Landry who finds a strange fate when he is on the receiving end of a rare but harrowing animal attack. Later he discovers the full extent of how much he is changed and how much his life will change also.