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Fudgery
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 34,480. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Seven weather weary authors trudge the wilds of West Florida in search of literary fame, while an injured member of the US Army Special Forces is hot on their trail, determined to force his wife to eat a cheeseburger.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Tweeton - 140c
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 19. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. The wire walker discovers that some planets have restrictive dosage in this nineteenth episode and that finding the correct measurements can prove quite mind blogging blagging gargling BOGGLIG GLING BOGGLIG AAAAAARG!!!
Lou's Tattoos, A Comedy of Errors
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,890. Language: American English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Think "Romeo & Juliet" meets "The Three Stooges." It's 1995, and Lourdes O'Malley, tattoo artist, idolizes a famous, reclusive photographer: Galen Randall. Ironically, the never-photographed Randall meets Lou and, smitten, pursues her. But, tattooed biker gangs nationwide resolve to protect Lou from the stranger they mistake for a hitman. Can star-crossed lovers survive dimwitted biker bumblers?
Road Sailors
Price: $11.99 USD. Words: 83,200. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » Road travel
Road Sailors is a story about identical twin brothers Trapp and Remy McFlynn who reunite after many years apart. When Trapp returns to Canada from the Far East, they search together for a writer’s cabin. Covering 7000km in 6 weeks, the 40-year-old twins cross the country in search of their piece of Eden but the more Trapp discovers about his brother, the more he fears for his brother’s safety...
Speak of the Devil
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 98,260. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Navigating her quirky clients and searching for her lost relatives in rural Pennsylvania has almost done Marleigh Benning in. Now, with new surprises and problems, will she be able to outlast her summer contract?
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
It Happened One Fright
Series: Matchmaker Mysteries. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 58,500. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It Happened One Fright is the 8th installment of the hilarious Matchmaker Mysteries Series. It Happened One Fright is proof that sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.
"A Splash of Sarsaparilla in a Diet Cola World"
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I've jotted down poems and thoughts on napkins, inside notebooks and on random scraps of paper over the years. And now, some of those ideas have been organized together into this eclectic collection.
Pourvu que ça dure !
Price: $5.49 USD. Words: 51,380. Language: French. Published: November 27, 2017 by Éditions Hélène Jacob. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un testament et des dernières volontés excentriques, un village d’octogénaires corses bardés de valeurs, de traditions et de vendettas. Et cinq quinquagénaires ultra-connectées : Lola, Anaïs, Chloé, Zoé et Jenifer. « Pourvu que ça dure ! », le dernier Kathy Dorl, souffle un vent d’espoir, de liberté, d’amour et de tendresse sur nos vies bien remplies de femmes de 20 ans à 90 ans, ou plus…
Mattia che visse due volte
Price: Free! Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mattia è un ragazzo felicemente inserito in una normalissima famiglia quando scopre degli indizi strani che lo portano a indagare sul proprio passato e la propria vera provenienza. Aiutato dalle circostanze scopre l'ultima cosa che poteva immaginare. La vicenda, nell'offrire uno spaccato di vita attuale, non lesina in ironia e parodia, con spunti spassosi tra cronaca e diario, anche grotteschi
Red, A Fairy Tale of Sorts
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 38,780. Language: British English. Published: November 25, 2017 by The Hawthorne Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
Red, A Fairy Tale of Sorts: A new, entertaining twist on an old tale. Red Riding Hood revisited, complete with talking wolves, spoilt young girls and plenty of surprises. Brothers Grimm - fasten your seat-belts!
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Woman with the Golden Sex Spatula
Price: Free! Words: 34,070. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Someone has stolen the most valuable erotic artefact in the British National Museum of Perversion: The Golden Sex Spatula. To solve the mystery, the UK’s Central Perversion Enforcement Directorate has no choice but to call in the directorate’s leading experts in all that is rude and naughty: Norbert Trouser-Quandary and his wife Maureen, from the village of Little Frigging in the Wold.
Speaking in Tungs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 95,560. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How hard can one job be? Marleigh Benning, aa a newly-minted speech therapist, is out of her element as she discovers layers of secrets in the lives of her quirky patients as well as her own past.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
Bang Saray Boys: The Movie
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 61,820. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017 by booksmango. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Well the ‘Boys’ are back in town for the very last time in this 5th and final book in the series. There has been love, laughter and tears along the way and the boys are sure to go out with a bang. Catch up with all your favourite characters as they hit the silver screen….and hit Hollywood! It’s the big ‘goodbye’ from the Bang Saray Boys and you don’t want to miss it.