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Kids Joke Book.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,030. Language: British English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Kids Joke Book. Hundreds of funny jokes for kids, Great for those long car journeys and parties, Laughter is the best medicine,
Aloha Mannequins
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,480. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hawaii has its secrets. From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any tourist. A dark comedy novella.
The Zombie Hunter's Bible
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,090. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
The Missing Mr Moonstone
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,990. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In their first case, the husband of an over sensitive Mrs. Moonstone is missing. And later her jewellery. And finally her children’s beautiful governess. An obvious case of marital deception. However the Detective Ladies of Baker Street soon discover nothing is so simple in the world of private detectives, especially female ones in a Victorian male-dominated society.
Dad's Red Dress
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,750. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jessie (13) just wants life to be 'normal'. Trouble is, her sister, Laura (7) thinks she’s been abducted by the Virgin Mary twice; once on a motorbike. Step-Mum, Eva makes erotic feminist installations while Dad becomes Mandy as soon as the front door closes. Dad’s Red Dress is a contemporary comedy-drama set in Dublin.
A Taste Of My Thoughts While I Wait
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We will all end up in a box to discover what is next and what is not. So this little jot might give you something to think about now and a thought to take with you when you lay in solitude. Enjoy!
Vampire Lesbian Train
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Zombie OBGYN. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.
Scorregge Imbottigliate
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Italian. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge? Circa 2.400 parole.
Vroemvrouw Prenataal
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Dutch. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maak kennis met Gemma en haar chaotische familie. Op de verjaardag van haar moeder komt de hele familie voor verrassingen te staan. Hoe je het ook wendt of keert; één ding is zeker. Net zoals Gemma’s moeder het graag gewild had: het wordt een verjaardag om nooit te vergeten!
Aan het huwelijk zit een luchtje
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: Dutch. Published: August 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt ​​om te kunnen trouwen met zijn winderige vrouw, probeert de oude man er een stokje voor te steken. Natuurlijk, met je jeugdliefde trouwen is een ding, maar maar een scheet?
668: The Neighbor of the Beast
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,210. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD The housing market is depressed. But not as depressed as anyone who spends a night at 668 Langford Place. The decaying mansion next door—number 666—will soon see the return of Bog-Muggoth, an ancient, evil demon that makes the Amityville Horror seem like Casper the Friendly Ghost. But Bog-Muggoth isn’t making his haunted house call alone.
The Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,150. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
A PAIN IN THE NECK He turns into a bat. Drinks the blood of the living. And never pays income taxes. He's the Vampire Lamar, and since he's come to New England, the body count's been rising every time he rises. But even eternal nightlife can take on a chill without companionship. The unholy fiend-in-need seeks a down-to-earth, flesh-and-blood girl who's his…er type.
Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
*Personal: Single green she-beast seeks single man. Color, Creed, species not important. Down on the bayou, folks called the creature Zergopha. It had been around for quite a spell, slithering through the swamp, chowing down on the odd tourist here and there. Lately, though, it seemed to be after something more than a one-night snack. Affection, maybe. Possibly even—commitment.
Kent Montana and the Reasonably Invisible Man
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,780. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
He's out of sight… and out of his mind! Don't look now, but a mad scientist has discovered the secret of (temporary) invisibility. He's not planning to sneak into the movies, either. He's mad, remember? He wants… revenge! It doesn't take a genius to see right through the faded fiend's transparent scheme: a festival of murder, destruction, and cheap practical jokes.
Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing from Mars
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,050. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Mars vs. New Jersey! IT is big. IT is ugly. IT has a heat ray and a bad disposition. IT is, in short, the worst thing to happen to New Jersey since the last election. Nothing can stop IT. Not the army. Not the scientist. Not the preacher. Not even a cute little girl and her dog. Only one man can save us all… KENT MONTANA
Haunted Teapot On Whistler Street
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,250. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Anna Winters buys her dream home, moves her mother in. Joyce finds a teapot in a closet that causes conflict between the two women. Anna's mother talks to a woman named Emily that Anna can't see. Emily demands Anna keep the teapot on the fireplace mantle. Joyce's insistence makes Anna worries about her mother's mental health.
Knock Knock! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 910. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Hey Sup Bye Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Games & Activities / Word Games, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids -50+ funny knock knock jokes! -Excellent for early and beginning readers -Lots of fun and entertainment for your child -Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids This book is wonderful for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family!
The Moskowitz Code
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,250. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2017 by Tasfil Publishing, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Readers who enjoy P.G. Wodehouse will this story about Mike Moskowitz, a pretty uneventful guy. He has an uneventful job, an uneventful wife, and a still more uneventful marriage. In fact, his life is so devoid of anything even remotely eventful, it is not inconceivable that if one day he just ceased to exist, he probably wouldn’t even notice.Until he does disappear, sort of.
Mars Baahs
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 410. Language: Australian English. Published: July 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
‘Mars Baahs’ is a fun children’s book about two very hungry sheep, who are taken by surprise when they stumble upon an unusual patch of fart-powered grass. As a result, they strangely find themselves on Mars. With no way home, all looks futile, until one of the sheep comes up with an unexpected solution.