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Sweat Zombies
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,240. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
Transdolphin: AKA The Weredolphin
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,780. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel.
Cutthroat Heroes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,400. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)
Ghost City
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,050. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trapped on an island of ghosts, a surviving zombie hunter writes about his early training days, his stint as an exorcist, and run-ins with a gangster Pope. A horror comedy novella.
Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,060. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
An energy pill called Kilt turns the elderly into overactive, dangerous zombies. Time for the walking dead to Get Kilt. A horror comedy novella.
Filipino Vampire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,750. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A popular monster from the Philippines, known as an aswang, terrorizes the island of Oahu. It's up to one little girl to put a stop to the beast's reign of panic. A dark fantasy novella.
Beach Space
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 59,820. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2017 by Grave Distractions Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Normally, when seniors settle into Cedar Branch Retirement Community, they begin a simpler and slower pace of living. Not this group! For Jack Goslin, Karl and Betty Rutherfurd, and the Stevens Sisters, nothing is simple or slower after moving into the number-one retirement community in the South. As a neighboring resort battles over the beach property, our eccentric group of seniors wages war.
Ambulance Masters
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 68,120. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An insecure writer gets involved in the dangerous world of ambulance chicken, illegal lobotomies, and zombie farming. A bizarre novel.
How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.
Kids Joke Book.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,030. Language: British English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Kids Joke Book. Hundreds of funny jokes for kids, Great for those long car journeys and parties, Laughter is the best medicine,
Aloha Mannequins
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,480. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hawaii has its secrets. From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any tourist. A dark comedy novella.
The Zombie Hunter's Bible
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,090. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
The Missing Mr Moonstone
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,990. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In their first case, the husband of an over sensitive Mrs. Moonstone is missing. And later her jewellery. And finally her children’s beautiful governess. An obvious case of marital deception. However the Detective Ladies of Baker Street soon discover nothing is so simple in the world of private detectives, especially female ones in a Victorian male-dominated society.
Dad's Red Dress
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,750. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jessie (13) just wants life to be 'normal'. Trouble is, her sister, Laura (7) thinks she’s been abducted by the Virgin Mary twice; once on a motorbike. Step-Mum, Eva makes erotic feminist installations while Dad becomes Mandy as soon as the front door closes. Dad’s Red Dress is a contemporary comedy-drama set in Dublin.
A Taste Of My Thoughts While I Wait
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We will all end up in a box to discover what is next and what is not. So this little jot might give you something to think about now and a thought to take with you when you lay in solitude. Enjoy!
Vampire Lesbian Train
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Zombie OBGYN. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.
Scorregge Imbottigliate
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Italian. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge? Circa 2.400 parole.
Vroemvrouw Prenataal
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Dutch. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maak kennis met Gemma en haar chaotische familie. Op de verjaardag van haar moeder komt de hele familie voor verrassingen te staan. Hoe je het ook wendt of keert; één ding is zeker. Net zoals Gemma’s moeder het graag gewild had: het wordt een verjaardag om nooit te vergeten!
Aan het huwelijk zit een luchtje
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: Dutch. Published: August 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt ​​om te kunnen trouwen met zijn winderige vrouw, probeert de oude man er een stokje voor te steken. Natuurlijk, met je jeugdliefde trouwen is een ding, maar maar een scheet?