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Red Herring
Series: Flash Fiction Month. Price: Free! Words: 24,200. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Written one-a-day in July 2013, these thirty-one more very short stories feature a wide (and often surprising) cast of characters: a drunken angel, a baby-themed supervillain, a man who spontaneously turns into two mildly annoyed horses. This book is for everyone who's ever wondered: "Just what would happen if Hydrogen quit its day job to become a country music star...?"
You Gonna Finish That Dragon?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,090. Language: American English. Published: August 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Barry Parham's knee-slapping spoofs cut to the funny bone in "You Gonna Finish That Dragon?", a superb mix of cutting-edge humor and scathing common-sense truths." In his seventh critically-acclaimed collection, Parham points his Pardon Me?-o-meter at American culture science, men & women, ferret owners, and why Paul Revere was a lousy dentist.
Chariots of Ire
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,460. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
"Parham has done it again...'Chariots' is another smash in a long list of dangerously funny books" -- Author McKendree Long. Humorist Barry Parham is back, taking aim at social media, marketing, politics, and other human shortcomings.
Jenesis
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,110. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The truest and most reliable account of the creation of...er...Creation. You name it, it's here! God, Lucifer and Michael. Adam, Lilith and Eve. Talking animals and voices in a head (not one, not two but three! Yes, three!). Chaos, as itself. Guest appearances, Jesus, Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath. And don't forget the vicious but quite divine Headache... did I mention about the aliens?
Bilking Time
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,500. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Associate Professor Antoine Beasley can't win. He spars with Dr. Dennison Wigdor over half-baked grants. He tries to game arch-nemesis J. Peabody Cramer in a not-so-friendly contest of H-O-R-S-E. But then Beasley makes the most serious miscalculation of all: he tries to bilk time itself. The consequences will make you laugh out loud-- or your head explode-- whichever comes first.
Piss Match and Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,970. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » High tech, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A high-tech urinal. A pointless workplace confrontation. What could possibly go wrong? Alex Nieman's addiction to Roaster's Dark Loam coffee and networked multi-player games takes a disastrous turn for the worst when he crosses paths with Desmond Bainbridge, a marketing mid-manager with an uncanny ability to stonewall the work of others from afar, in a corporate pissing-match for the ages...
How I Became a Bestseller
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The greatly desired publishing contract eludes a young author with a growing collection of rejection letters and an obsessive belief in the quality of her work. Despising vanity publishing and never daunted she and her stage mother will go to any lengths to see her published and have in place a program of regular, if expensive, events designed to promote her fortunes.
Two Degrees of Separation
Price: Free! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Two Degrees of Separation chronicles Johnny Fox's college years. How his burgeoning golf addiction almost derailed his academic plans at 18. How he switched courses, then towns but still couldn't shake the urge to hone his swing. And how, years later, he sought redemption at the college of Saint Mary. Two degrees is a light-hearted account of Johnny's journey from college dropout to star pupil.
The Coin Collector
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.70 from 10 reviews)
In this humorous short story, Mr. Quimbly sets out on his first-ever field assignment for the Tax and Revenue Agency to investigate the mysterious Mr. Green on a charge of coin hoarding. He finds both the illegal coin collection and Mr. Green at a dilapidated warehouse down by the docks ... and also discovers that he's bitten off a bit more than he can chew.
Wonka again and Baba too
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back! and so is his new pal Baba, now on the inside of the good back door. Owner continues her struggles with Wonka always ready to spur on. Not one to tolerate failure, he recommends squaring up to each new and ghastly situation with fortitude! yes a cat for all seasons, so read on and relax with Wonka.
I think the alphabet is SO dumb!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 110. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Concepts / Alphabet, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The alphabet has so many letters! a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Sheesh! Wouldn't it be great if we didn't have to remember them all, or the order they were in ... ... or would it ... ?!?
Scooter's World
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013 by Dragonfly Publishing, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Get inside the mind of an opinionated house cat, as Scooter offers a tour of his private world. Hear about battles with the water dispenser. Get the feline perspective on indoor tornadoes. Learn about food bowl guardians. Get tips on how to deal with strangers and more. Includes a dozen color photographs. [Picture Book (G) 24 pages color | Released in 2013 by Dragonfly Publishing, Inc.]
The Cheesehead Shuffle (A Quirky Midwestern Mystery)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,550. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When a young and energetic graduate student quits school to help her boyfriend save a small Wisconsin dairy farm, she finds herself drawn into a vortex of absurdity as she attempts to uncover his involvement in the murder of a local man. Anyone who can appreciate the unique sensibilities people from the Upper Midwest will probably enjoy this playful and twisted romp through rural Wisconsin.
Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice
Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 2,080. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Unbalanced Party are at it again. Contracted to catch a troublesome cockatrice, much to Mordwin's chagrin, the lads find a little more than they bargained for in this fantasy humor tale. Roll for initiative and dive into "Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice!"
U F uh-O, A Sci Fi Comedy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,590. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Knocked Up meets E.T. A novella by Lisa Mason based on her screenplay for a producer looking for another Men in Black or Galaxy Quest. Two very different couples go to a sperm bank and wind up with babies who are similar, but in the strangest ways. How did that happen? Josh and Nikki, Mike and Gretchen need to find out. Five-star review.
Consult the Occult (with Curse of Impatience)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,670. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Andrew, the desire for revenge in his heart, approaches an occult to see if they can exact the punishment he wants. Except, despite his previous impression of what a cult consists of, it is discovered that these ones are less than adequate at the job given to them. A humorous short story at 4,700 words. BONUS SHORT STORY! 'Curse of Impatience', a humorous fantasy short story at 4,000 words.
Genie for Hire: A Biff Andromeda Mystery
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,600. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Genie for Hire: A Biff Andromeda Mystery is a private eye novel—with a paranormal twist. An ancient genie in a modern, buff body, Biff can’t use his magical powers for his own benefit, so he opens a detective agency in a Miami suburb. With his sarcastic wit, his ability to turn into a wisp of vapor, and magic as old as the ages, Biff battles a pack of ruthless criminals.
Bus Of Fools
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 110,370. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Bus Of Fools, Guru Abbryggdd, co-creator of the OtherNet, attempts to regain his family's lost estate and place in the House of Lords. He and pretender to the throne of England, the "terrorist" Bonny Black Prince join forces to recapture their respective places in history and society. Along the way, Guru meets a number of American tourists, in Paris on a week-long bus tour.
Dr. Leafhead: Story of a Mad Scientist (Part One)
Price: Free! Words: 14,170. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Mitchell Mendlow. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
What do an inquisitive intern named Jonathon Farquarson, the planet Mars, Jellyfish, a covert catering company named Obscurity Sandwich, a movie named Red Cape Man, a Universe-Interpreter, Baffin Island, Antarctica, Reptiles, Clones, Robots and Dead Interns named Melvin all have in common? In the world of Dr. Leafhead, everything is possible. A novel in three parts, by Zack Mitchell.
Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #8: Revenge of the Malamute
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When the evil space dogs hatch a diabolical plot far across the globe, Cat Patrol Delta dashes from Woofington City to spoil their plans. But the plot may be more deadly than it first appears. For the cats, the cold Siberian snow may hold a far greater danger than they could have possibly feared.