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Cheeky Face
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 65,770. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Step into the the world of England in the Fifties as two young lads sit on a couple of top-steps outside two terraced houses taking in the world in rainy, cold Manchester ...and that's just in summer. The story is real, nostalgic, decent, and fun...lots of fun. Mickey Dripping and Kenny Riley see life passing through rain-soaked cobbled streets in a story to touch the heart and the funny bone.
Master of Spacetime
Series: Dr. Dimension. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,000. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Dr. Demopoulos and his ragtag crew of time and space travelers face a terrifying new challenge that threatens the entire universe after they crashland their spaceship on a giant trash planet.
Dr. Dimension
Series: Dr. Dimension. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 72,240. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When an anonymous benefactor sends Dr. Demetrios Demopoulos a crateful of future technology, the doctor builds a spacetime machine in which he, Dr. Vivian Vernon, and three colleagues take a one-way ride into galactic chaos.
Cosmic Tales 2: Zulgahoik!
Price: Free! Words: 5,070. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Captain Wingclipper tries to bribe an ex-military colleague with Zulgahoik beer in exchange for the repair of the ship, while Elwood and Rodeena get captured by the locals. The only way they can be released? A bottle of the rarest Zulgahoik beer, or die.
Bali & Chips
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 97,500. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
English-born Mo Swindlehurst has the role of P.R. Manager at Bali's swanky Bali Batik Hotel and cares mostly for 'repeat' guests from previous years. They return yearly and take the same rooms...sit on the same poolside loungers and enjoy the same 'exotic' meals - Chips on banana leaves - daily. Various dramas come the way of Mo ...and the tale evolves on many fronts...all full of fun.
Keep Score
Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Scoreboards for marriage is something that every marriage needs if it is to implode.
The Absurds: Mass Absurdity
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 510. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short collection of a short-lived comic strip series, The Absurds is a random look at the world around us. Suitable for all ages, but it's recommended that, in order to get the full experience, the reader be a little absurd him/her/itself.
J.
Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Daily dose of shame
Price: $7.00 USD. Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"ABCDEFGHIJK." ● Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" ●Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." Compilation of fails Compilation...
The Egyptian ~ Moaning at MONA
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Plays » Australian & Oceanian
This short play is set in the Museum of Old and New Art in Hobart, Tasmania on a cool summer's day. Susan takes Erik on his first visit to the iconic museum of art but they are in for a shock at one exhibit. Join them on this fast paced romp. Eero Tarik is one of the world's most prolific short story writers and from time to time pops out a short play or five.
Baby Sings The Boos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,700. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In each of these original Boo and Baby stories from the author of The Cowboy's Baby and Talking To The Dead Guys, something always goes wrong. These tales introduce you to two of the quirkiest animals that Texas has ever seen. There's singing involved here somewhere. It says so right in the title. You're going to enjoy their screwball adventures, and you're going to laugh.
Weight of the Moon
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 71,960. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015 by Second Wind. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A self-important couple is about to face the darkest day of their lives, courtesy of a flamboyant, well-upholstered opera luminary. When their best friends’ clandestine adult-film star daughter schemes to come to their rescue, a bizarre, enlightening, and humorous journey unfolds. Will their faith in one another be enough to uncoil their deceitful pasts and free them from the weight of the moon?
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
Price: $1.55 USD. Words: 31,920. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Sweet Dream Lover
Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,260. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Kat’s story: Kat Roth and Mark Denham have plenty in common—they’re CEOs of rival Seattle-area candy companies, they’re both in feverish pursuit of number one status in the nation and they were both once married...to each other.
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,880. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Nomadic Delirium Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar is a serious literary work of science fiction and fantasy stories that looks to delve into...who are we trying to kid? This book is a collection of comedic science fiction and fantasy stories written by some truly talented authors. You'll be taken to alien bars, alien planets, and any funny place these authors could come up with.
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd: The Bay Area Blues (Vol.1)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,250. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd celebrates the nerdy, yet eccentric life of a single 25-year-old English teacher named Halian. Somewhat tormented by her own clumsiness and obsession with libraries, Halian’s whimsical personality is put to the test when she meets the guy she didn't necessarily pray for. This guy is out of her league…or so she thinks.
The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted & lightfingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. Now everybody's favorite burglar returns in an 11th adventure that finds him and his lesbian sidekick Carolyn Kaiser in a madcap adventure replete with a silver spoon, an F. Scott Fitzgerald manuscript, a priceless portrait, and a whole lot of buttons.
I Tied an Onion to my Belt
Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Computers and Internet » Web / search engines
I tied an onion to my belt/ I tied a knot/ I'm tongue tied and terrified/ Then I tied an onion to my belt. The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.
William Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor": A Retelling in Prose
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,430. Language: American English. Published: January 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is an easy-to-read version of William Shakespeare's comedy "The Merry Wives of Windsor."
How Painters Were Able to Win Naval Commanders
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Alternative history
What are the relations between the state and its army? Reasonable person would say that the army is in the service of civil society. But in some places it happens vice versa: the army sets the rules of life for ordinary citizens. How to change the thinking of military commanders? I tell about this in my novel.