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The Auction Horse II
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,010. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2012 by Western Trail Blazer. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
~ Cowboy Humor Short Story Collection ~ These tales of Jack and Cleve will leave you wondering how these guys managed to live this long. You will learn cows do not climb shale slides in The Great Cow Rescue and why Little Buck is the greatest cowdog (sorta) in Little Buck. Visit Reno in Jack and Stubb Go to the City and also enjoy Cowboy Cleve, Shakespeare, Real Cowboy Stuff, and Mister Natural.
Angels of Mercy
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,540. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
Mercy Allcutt is excited to be renting out rooms in her new home in Los Angeles, no matter how skeptical her boss, PI Ernie Templeton, is. When her housekeeper's son is arrested for murdering a Hollywood bigwig, Mercy gets Ernie to investigate. She aims to do a little snooping on her own. In the meantime, Mercy discovers there's more to being a landlady than meets the eye.
Smoke: An Imogene Duckworthy Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,980. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Imogene Duckworthy, who yearns to be a PI, has landed a job assisting Mike Mallett in Wymee Falls, Texas. Bringing home a pot-bellied pig as a birthday gift for her daughter, Nancy Drew Duckworthy, Immy discovers the body of the owner of Jerry's Jerky hanging in the smokeroom. Now she has her chance to prove her skills.
A Picnic for Perverts
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,680. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An amusing book of short comedy stories and entertaining letters written to celebrities. Written with great imagination it combines as diverse a topics as The Beatles, Steve Jobs, Kidnap, Pigeons, Pick Up Artists, Bus Drivers, Adultery, Horoscopes and Futurology into a funny lighthearted read. Most similar in style to thw work of George Saunders, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs or Douglas Adams.
Fartypants! – From Stinker to Fart Master
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,930. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Craig wants to be a super spy like his folks, but his nose-melting, ear-splitting farts will blow a spy’s cover sky high. Defarting remedies by weird scientists and doctors give him explosive results, but no cure. Then a spy cell of alien space vegetables out to conquer Earth nab and stash him in their starship. Can Craig use his spy smarts and stinky sonic booms to escape and save our planet?
Another Rotten Night (Graveyard Shift: The Adventures of Carson Dudley, Book 2)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,720. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
After defeating the fiendish vampire Vanessa, Carson returns to his beloved 24/7 only to find it threatened by a new foe - this one older, meaner and a whole lot stinkier. With corporate execs breathing down his neck, zombie ninjas (and worse) lurking in the shadows and his friends tangled up in troubles of their own, for Carson Dudley, it's bound to be Another Rotten Night!
Hubert Shrubb takes charge
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Price: $8.50 USD. Words: 11,510. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
When Hubert Shrubb has to leave his expensive prep school to go to the local village school, he feels that his world has collapsed. His new headteacher, Mr Cogsworthy, seems to be as mad as a box of frogs and the kids take delight in mocking Hubert’s posh ways.
The World According to Bazil Bratt, aged 8
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Bazil is the third son of the dysfunctional Bratts. Whilst Mr Bratt is doing a long stretch in prison, his family live in poverty in the north of England. Bazil, however, has a secret weapon which will be his family's ticket out of there - he is a mini genius. Bazil doesn't realise he's using poetry as an outlet for his frustrations - but he's good at it and sometimes very funny.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Family Heirloom
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
As she boards the plane that will take her back to the city in which she works, Julie isn’t looking forward to another lonely year, far from her family and friends. That is, until an attractive and friendly stranger sits next to her. But, how can she get him to notice her? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
Linda's Love
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: American English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
This is the fourth story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore. In this story, Linda spends a day at Lara's house, learns her grade for her school marriage project, and defends Lara against a malignent basketball. "Becoming a Hero" is a quiet, low-key series that explores the making of a hero. There are no big battles, no angst, and no teen melodrama. 1,807 words
Funny Fantasies
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Series: Funny Shorts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,080. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another hilarious collection of short stories from John McDonnell, "Funny Fantasies" has tales about an Irish genie in a lamp, a bratty teenager abducted by aliens, a princess and a zany dragon, a village pharmacist who has to deal with customers who've been turned into werewolves and gnomes, a Bertie Wooster style adventure written in homage to P.G. Wodehouse, and much more.
Deuce Delaney (Teen Edition)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,350. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Teenage troublemaker entangles himself in a deadly mystery in his own side yard.
Pop Tarts and Snails
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Price: Free! Words: 11,930. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A fun look at restaurants, food, supermarkets, and dieting.
Rusty & Slasher's Guide to Crime
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,280. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Russell and John, aka Rusty & Slasher, are two ordinary beer-swilling, rugby-playing blokes with ambition. They want to be career criminals but things do not go the way they’ve planned. Instead they get mixed up with real honest-to-God crims who would like nothing better than to see the pair eliminated. And then there’s Lily Trubshaw. Is she the local floozie, or have the guys got it all wrong?
Babies-Kids-& Parents All Linked-In
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 47,900. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Greeting; We all have families that we value so much this book is about how we all connect with one another. We are Woman with hobbies. I am a poem lover Singer Other Moms play another tune Its how we are all linked-In to each other. Its your Mother, Father Brother, Uncle,or Aunt, We love our Children We Love our family that special One word LOVE All togeher read family happiness indeed
Super Heroes NOW!
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Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Captain Flak, Mezmo, and RetroBution are the local costumed heroes. They have no super powers, but provide super community services, as they like to call them. This night, before they go on street patrol, they will meet their biggest fan – an overly enthusiastic nine-year-old boy, who thinks they really have super powers.
Are We There Yet?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The more things change, the more they stay the same. The Larson family head out in their space-RV on a vacation trip to Venus when the mini-disasters start piling up, soon leading to an age-old refrain… "Are we there yet?" A science fiction humor short story.
ARBOIS A Winter's Trials and Tribulations
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 83,100. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012 by The von Raesfeld Agency. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
St. Clusen, France, 1934 Father Arbois, a parish priest, suffers trials and tribulations perpetrated by ghosts and time warps that cause him constant worry. His church could collapse due to an infestation of a pernicious strain of woodworm and he's in peril of being swept up by one of the amazing, but slightly flawed inventions of the local aristocrat. Guaranteed you'll laugh your head off!
Spam of God
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everyone gets junk email. But when one man starts receiving email from God, it's time to start reading more closely . . . a humorous short story by the award winning author Sandra McDonald.
C u @ 8
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,760. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two middle-aged single mothers whose children have left home and started on their own lives and careers decide they need to step in to help their children and hatch a plan to sort out one’s mess and find the other a suitable man, with some hilarious consequences. After interviewing prospective husbands at Waves Restaurant and Bar, they discover that a good man is hard to find. A fun read.