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Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth
Price: Free! Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
This is humor along the lines of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. The president is coming into the Whitehouse after being elected and the Secretary of Defense tries to brief him about our microscopic nemesis and the building agression between the two planets. After the president realizes that he isn't being hazed his first day in office he needs a plan to defend earth.
Lies For A Liar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,750. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 1, 2013 by Wyrd Walker Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Three lighthearted short stories, featuring Loki, Thor, Sigyn, the king of the dark elves, and a giant chicken.
Keep Your Kilt Pulled Down
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,520. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is not a story that should start with "once upon a time". This is a Southern fairy tale, and they always start with "you ain't gonna believe this crap." This is an unfortunate start for a book about the facts of my life. Settle back to enjoy some lighthearted stories of a Southern Scottish family. It's silly, unprofessional, and probably unreadable, but hey, Columbus took a chance.
Silver Service
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,280. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Irish romantic comedy. Chris O’Shea is running a catering firm in Dublin. Her life is complicated when she meets a handsome Spanish businessman, who turns her thoughts, despite herself, from the straight and narrow path of career and ambition, teaching her that you must love people they way they are and not how you want them to be.
Public Toenails and My Fights Over Stolen Chicken and Such
Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A young married couple attempt a simple Sunday outing to the grocery store but when the man's wife accuses him of flirting with the girl working the deli counter and influencing her to steal chicken for him he tries to reason with her. She's stubborn and insists that he report the incident to the store manager. Problems arise. This is a quirky odd story
Wannabe Rock Star
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,130. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Wannabe Rock Star”: Wheatie, a troubled, leggy, and very stoned co-ed has a huge chip on her shoulder. She wanted to be a ballet dancer. Her wealthy family forces her to be a journalist. She must deliver a make it or break it, unique paper about the sixties. If not, she will fail a much needed college class.
Two-Hundred Steps Home Volume Two
Series: Two-Hundred Steps Home, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 22,990. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Claire has reached the Lakes and is strongly in need of a Starbucks. Her boss has told her to up the adrenalin, so Claire finds herself climbing trees and dangling over waterfalls all in search of 'Blog Fodder'. The mysterious Josh is tagging along too: is he looking for company or a place to hide? 'Two-Hundred Steps Home Vol 2' contains February's instalments from the daily blog by WriterMummy
The Best Short Story of 1976
Price: Free! Words: 4,890. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is a story told from the point of view of a young boy that describes growing up with his twin sister, psychic mother, and his neurotic, supersticious father, and an incident they endured with one of their neighbors that the towns people referred to as The Bird Lady. A very old woman that many accused of being a witch. There is also a black cat that plays a prominent role in the family's lives
Outer Banks Robber
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 25,740. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Kyle and KASI Woods are off on another adventure. This time they're taking a working vacation on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. Kyle has finagled the use of a handicap-equipped motor home for the duration. They're off to see their first lighthouse—this should be fun!
Rita
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,640. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Following retirement, Rita became the quest of a retired cowboy carrying an ego bigger than his hat and believing himself to be the cure for female menopause. During her Civil Service career Rita gained a bellyful of Buck’s type and now it was payback time. Poor old Buck became the mark of a real estate string Rita engineered to vent her years of male induced put-downs and humiliation.
Roll the Gospel Chariot
Price: $2.95 USD. Words: 86,500. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
A beloved family pet sneaks into the church sanctuary and drinks the baptismal waters; emerging from the sacrament a new creature. She goes forth to grapple with demonic forces; before navigating the highs and lows of the religious experience, when she covets a spiritual gift. She discovers her true calling, when she is required to use her gifts to help alleviate the sufferings of mankind.
Untitled: A Fairy Tale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,130. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When Princess Amber disappears suddenly while playing in the Forbidden Garden, it's up to Prince Andrew to rescue her ... ten years later. Okay, so he's a little slow. Surely the princess won't hold it against him. Right?
Plaid Elbow Macaroni Salad
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's said that empowerment must come from within. Sometimes it does and sometimes ...
No Safety Bars and Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,660. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2013 by Fideli Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Literary collections » American / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From “The Fountain of Youth, to “The Pool of Happiness” to even the lessons learned on an old carnival roller coaster in “No Safety Bars” Shell delves into the “whys and what-ifs” of our inner emotions in this collection of short stories. Each page poses questions to the heart and mind.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ... Gingerbread?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You'd think acquiring a smartphone a simple enough task, but it's a perilous path to tread. For your next contract, you'd be wise to consider a Faustian deal instead.
Access Code
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're going to enter the world of consulting, you can't avoid the dreaded all-day meeting.
The Perfect Gift
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gary and Erin are getting married, posing a problem those Gary works with. Hardly the typical couple, their wedding gift requires special thought, which Gary's friend Karl is happy to provide.
Church of the Path of Least Resistance
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 102,500. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013 by Rebel ePublishers. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bumbling hitmen, a communist-hating old lady who looks like Yoda, lost Confederate gold, a lusty piratess, the invention of margaritas, hush puppies, mud wrestling, a treasure hunt and an amorous dolphin.
Murderous Critters, Cattle Capers(tm) #1
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 33,950. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Murderous Critters is a trio of outrageously funny mystery short stories, the first collection in a series featuring the zany comic animal characters from the world of Cattle Capers(tm). A killer magician, rogue dinosaur skeletons, and roaming gunslingers are no match for bovine Master Detective Adam Steer and his goofy sidekick Crazy Cal. Appropriate for teens and adults. Not for young children.
Life of Crime
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Life of Crime tells the story of a son who discovers his boring baby boomer parents have been living a secret life- a secret life that has recently gotten out of hand. (I have a strong feeling this story will eventually be expanded into a full novel- the characters- especially the parents, have been hanging around in the back of my imagination- they have much more to say)