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Le Passager Clandestin
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,200. Language: French. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Les voyages du Funambule Acoustique se poursuivent et ne se ressemblent guère, notre danseur de corde changeant de tempo comme de chaussettes. Il semblerait qu'un clandestin ait bouleversé l'ordre établi, s'étant approprié le cinquième épisode. Dans l'embarras, le funambule en est tenu seul responsable.
Au Centre De La Terre
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 930. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Les voyages du Funambule Acoustique se poursuivent et ne se ressemblent guère, notre danseur de corde changeant de tempo comme de chaussettes. Après un raccordement de justesse, le voici dans ce quatrième épisode, en visite pour un abrégé d'intra-terrestre et ses inquiétudes au sujet des voisins du dessus.
Hollywood Heels - Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the third installment of aspiring actress Lalah Valantine who finally get's the movie role she has been waiting for. However it is along side her archenemy. How will she overcome when disasters hits right before she starts filming.
L'Ingénieur Du Son
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 760. Language: French. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Accueillit par un nain de jardin aux relents digestifs accentués, le funambule obtient une audition d'urgence chez un spécialiste du son pour ce troisième épisode.
Working for Heat - Xmas Special
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's almost Christmas and a brave little Santa's elf is about to demand his work rights be respected by a corporate evil Santa. The demand leads to an audit by a very special Audit Faerie. Will Mukzi, the elf be granted his rights? Or will Santa and his German speaking, half-man, half-reindeer bodyguard be able to carry on with Christmas at the expense of slave elf work?
The Rose City Chronicles
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 79,260. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Rose City Chronicles is the second book of short stories written by Grant Keltner. Stories of family, friends and events that helped inspire this book. A special thanks to my mother with inspiring me to use my imagination. I never could have written these stories if it was not for her.
Unassisted Living
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,350. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retirement: it’s not just for the elderly. Thirty-six-year-old JB lives to inspire the old folks at Whispering Pines Rest Home. He listens to their stories, encourages them to get some fresh air, and makes sure they aren’t just sitting around waiting for the end to come. But he’s not a doctor, not a therapist. He’s a resident of Whispering Pines, too.
Sports The Olympics Forgot
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 32,390. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013 by Mirador Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The world has many interesting sports such as Bog-snorkelling, Conkers, Egg-and-Spoon Racing, and Sack Racing. Sports the Olympics Forgot describes 40 more sports in a similar vein, all of which haven't started yet. All the stories are individual and distinct and can be read independently, a book for the busy individual who perhaps has five minutes to spare to understand the sports involved!
The Portland Tales
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 78,550. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Portland Tales. The following collection of verse includes short stories that were inspired from my recollections with events, fables and yarns that cover my upbringing here in Portland, Oregon. It is my intent to remember the times that meant the most to me and pass them down for others to enjoy.
Curious Critters-Vol.I
Series: Curious Critters-The Adventures of Boggs and Bud, Vol. I. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Screenplays » Short, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Curious Critters" is the audacious, comic adventures of Boggs Pumpelly and Bud Ricks in script form; two country boys living amid the hills and hollows of north Alabama. If there's a strange critter---animal or human--- anywhere in the hills, Boggs' and Bud's path seems destined to cross with them! Vol. I contains three episode, the first of which is a trip to see a baseball playing chicken.
Bible Study
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tommy has a problem. He just crapped himself in the pew of the First Nudist Church of Jesus Christ. Now, he needs to wipe. Badly. With nothing available, what is he going to do? Use a bible?
Same Old Truths
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,020. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever since her ex husband, Dave, left town with the woman who helped break up her marriage, Kay Manning, has worked hard to provide a sense of “new normal” for her two girls. Now, Dave is back and eager to resume his role as “Dad.” But instead of the smooth working relationship Dave proposes, Kay must navigate around the trap doors created by the gap between what Dave says and what he does.
The Road Unsalted: A Novel of Carding, Vermont
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,470. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Everyone in Carding, Vermont is abuzz about town meeting because the future of their famous school, the Carding Academy of Traditional Arts, is at stake. Harry Brown figures he can pack the meeting so the vote will go his way but he doesn't know about the cowgirl outfit that just came in the mail from Cherries Jubilee. The Road Unsalted is a heartwarming tale of everyone's favorite small town.
Flashie Things v1
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013 by Learning To Surf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Flash fiction with illustrations by Practically-A-Flake.
Le Trou De Babel
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: French. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Dans ce deuxième épisode, le funambule, en proie aux discours parsemés d'éclairs d'un vieux grec antique, apprend que la base de la communication n'est qu'un vide à combler.
Preserving Colin: Part 1
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
Morgue assistant, Ellie Campbell, is on a mission to find the family of Colin Wood - his body has been lying unclaimed in the mortuary for almost a year now.
The Armada (Ninth Row - June & July 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June & July 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Eighth Row - June 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Seventh Row - May & June)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in May & June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Sixth Row - April & May 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April & May 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.