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The Pen Was Mightier
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Wyatt is given a magical ballpoint pen, but its power is limited.
Jack Emerson
Price: Free! Words: 23,920. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"You cannot describe the main character of a story, the story describes them."
On the Train
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: British English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
A second short story. A dark winter evening. A few stops on the Portsmouth Line, sitting in the corner of the carriage and observing a mixed bunch of fellow passengers.
The Tale of Dribbles
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014 by Dead Key Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Loyality, Compassion, Understanding, and Squirrels. The list of things that are not welcome at Q.J. Enterprises. One of the largest firms in the area, the corporate giant is known to the masses for innovative products at low prices. Through the shimmering gold doors and past the smiling receptionists, sits cubicles filled with unhappy, mistreated worker bees.
Learner Mum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Polly Wilkins is a successful freelance journalist slash writer. She has been living with her partner Steve in what her parents call sin for the last eight years. But, to her parent’s disappointment, there are no signs of wedding bells or the kids on the horizon. Why? Because Polly, is not in the least bit maternal. Can this all change after they spend the weekend looking after her nephew?
Cemented Minds
Price: Free! Words: 61,210. Language: American English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mike Coverelli is a lowly-paid fast food worker by day, but he lives for his side job—frontman for the alternative rock band Cemented Minds. But when his band’s profile suddenly increases, Mike is forced to evaluate not only the future of his band, but the future of his life as a whole, in this dramedy. Includes some profanity.
The Art of Miscommunication - Letters, Forms and Replies
You set the price! Words: 12,720. Language: British English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » General reference » Questions & answers
“The Art of Miscommunication - - Letters, Forms and Replies” is the second in a set of the very funniest emails sent to the author since the turn of the century. This grouping demonstrates how witty genius and mind-boggling stupidity can sit all around us all the time. All are apparently true and with any luck at all will make you laugh out loud.
The Art of Miscommunication : Announcers and Help Desks
You set the price! Words: 11,170. Language: British English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Business communication / general
“The Art of Miscommunication - Announcers and Help Desks” is the first in a set of the very funniest emails sent to the author since the start of this century. This grouping demonstrates both deliberate and inadvertent displays of genius from announcers, bulletin writers, customer service and Help Desk staff. All are true and hopefully will make you laugh out loud.
Idles of March
Series: Deadguy: Professional Hero, S1: Ep 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a slow day at the Office. Time to see how the Heroes pass time.
Fowl Summer Nights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,690. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014 by Quarter Castle Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Fowl Summer Nights is about a retired Canada Post worker whose husband has passed on and she's left with an empty nest. Her children tell her to get a hobby, so she does—one that drives her neighbours crazy.
The Hunt for the Infamous Roy G. Biv: An Anti-Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story. Well, an anti-story, which is like a story, just... different. The Infamous Roy G. Biv lives on in infamy, stealing from the matter transmitter system that sends people and things from Earth to the moon and Mars. The famed bounty hunter -- the appropriately-named Shadow the Bounty Hunter -- is hired to stop him. She may very well stop him, depending on how the story plays out.
First (and Final) Contact
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It’s been said that bureaucracy is the only true constant in the universe. Are Cap’n Horatio Smalling III and the crew of the S.S. Craptastic intrepid and cunning enough to break the bureaucracy barrier? Only time will tell. . . . (Flash fiction space adventure spoof — 460 words, about 2 pages)
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
Nanamarvion-The Bright Power
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 197,750. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nanamarvion has a problem. It’s men. The problem is that she wants one--just for the short term. Her Great Grandmother’s affairs were legend. Nana figures that she can follow in her footsteps. But nothing is simple when you're carrying five of the most powerful talismen in the world, each of which is guided by the spirit of one of Nana's eccentric ancestors.
The Werechicken
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,960. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hapless young man discovers that he has the ability to turn himself into a chicken. He is not thrilled about his newfound supernatural ability, but an odd coincidence forces him into partnership with a young, but powerful and beautiful, wizardess who is bent on revenge against the wizard who murdered her mentor.
The Loco Life of Doctor Taco—The Road Less Travelled Leads to Strange Adventures
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 109,660. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by SDP Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doctor Taco is a different coming of age story. Sam dreams of one day being that heroic doctor you always see on TV. Unfortunately, he can’t even get a crummy letter of recommendation from his organic chemistry professor. The south of the border med school admissions officers aren’t as choosey as they
Forty Winks
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,920. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by Spectrum Ebooks. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sleep & sleep disorders
"Forty Winks" chronicles the life of Steve as he prepares to embark on a journey to reinvent the sleep process. The idea behind this monumental undertaking is to sleep or nap through out the day at regular intervals instead of getting all your sleep in one chunk. So a good night sleep is simply out of the question. Follow along as "Forty Winks" takes you on an intriguing journey into the unknown.
Hardcore Humor.....Your Phd In Dirty Jokes & Kickass Insults
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you love dirty, offensive, disgusting, and obscene humor, this is your kind of book. I personally and meticulously sifted through thousands upon thousands of the most rib rattling collection of dirty jokes and gonad shattering insults ever created and put in only the absolute best of the best. If it didn't have me literally rolling on the floor it wasn't used. There's no fillers here. ENJOY!
Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,650. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The variety of subjects in “Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above” will entertain all adult readers. The stories are both fiction and non-fiction and should appeal to all ages and both genders. Many of the stories have won awards in literary competitions. Notes follow each story from the author detailing what inspired the story.
Spiked
Price: Free! Words: 65,520. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 3 in the Bush Capital Series. Canberra political correspondent Paul Ryder is chasing a story that will blow the doors off a federal election campaign. Trained killers, spies, hardened political operators and his mother-in-law desperately try to stop him. However, maybe this time fame and fortune will land in his lap.