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Idles of March
Series: Deadguy: Professional Hero, S1: Ep 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a slow day at the Office. Time to see how the Heroes pass time.
Fowl Summer Nights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,690. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014 by Quarter Castle Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Fowl Summer Nights is about a retired Canada Post worker whose husband has passed on and she's left with an empty nest. Her children tell her to get a hobby, so she does—one that drives her neighbours crazy.
The Hunt for the Infamous Roy G. Biv: An Anti-Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story. Well, an anti-story, which is like a story, just... different. The Infamous Roy G. Biv lives on in infamy, stealing from the matter transmitter system that sends people and things from Earth to the moon and Mars. The famed bounty hunter -- the appropriately-named Shadow the Bounty Hunter -- is hired to stop him. She may very well stop him, depending on how the story plays out.
First (and Final) Contact
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It’s been said that bureaucracy is the only true constant in the universe. Are Cap’n Horatio Smalling III and the crew of the S.S. Craptastic intrepid and cunning enough to break the bureaucracy barrier? Only time will tell. . . . (Flash fiction space adventure spoof — 460 words, about 2 pages)
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
Nanamarvion-The Bright Power
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 197,750. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nanamarvion has a problem. It’s men. The problem is that she wants one--just for the short term. Her Great Grandmother’s affairs were legend. Nana figures that she can follow in her footsteps. But nothing is simple when you're carrying five of the most powerful talismen in the world, each of which is guided by the spirit of one of Nana's eccentric ancestors.
The Werechicken
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,960. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hapless young man discovers that he has the ability to turn himself into a chicken. He is not thrilled about his newfound supernatural ability, but an odd coincidence forces him into partnership with a young, but powerful and beautiful, wizardess who is bent on revenge against the wizard who murdered her mentor.
The Loco Life of Doctor Taco—The Road Less Travelled Leads to Strange Adventures
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 109,660. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by SDP Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doctor Taco is a different coming of age story. Sam dreams of one day being that heroic doctor you always see on TV. Unfortunately, he can’t even get a crummy letter of recommendation from his organic chemistry professor. The south of the border med school admissions officers aren’t as choosey as they
Forty Winks
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,920. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by Spectrum Ebooks. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sleep & sleep disorders
"Forty Winks" chronicles the life of Steve as he prepares to embark on a journey to reinvent the sleep process. The idea behind this monumental undertaking is to sleep or nap through out the day at regular intervals instead of getting all your sleep in one chunk. So a good night sleep is simply out of the question. Follow along as "Forty Winks" takes you on an intriguing journey into the unknown.
Hardcore Humor.....Your Phd In Dirty Jokes & Kickass Insults
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you love dirty, offensive, disgusting, and obscene humor, this is your kind of book. I personally and meticulously sifted through thousands upon thousands of the most rib rattling collection of dirty jokes and gonad shattering insults ever created and put in only the absolute best of the best. If it didn't have me literally rolling on the floor it wasn't used. There's no fillers here. ENJOY!
Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,650. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The variety of subjects in “Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above” will entertain all adult readers. The stories are both fiction and non-fiction and should appeal to all ages and both genders. Many of the stories have won awards in literary competitions. Notes follow each story from the author detailing what inspired the story.
Spiked
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 65,520. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 3 in the Bush Capital Series. Canberra political correspondent Paul Ryder is chasing a story that will blow the doors off a federal election campaign. Trained killers, spies, hardened political operators and his mother-in-law desperately try to stop him. However, maybe this time fame and fortune will land in his lap.
Paper Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 58,190. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 2 of the Bush Capital Series. A Cabinet Minister is murdered and Parliament House is in uproar. Newshound Paul Ryder investigates and finds himself in a dark world where his press pass won't protect him. Will he get the scoop of a lifetime? Will he bed a sexy TV reporter? Or will his byline end up on a tombstone? A fast-paced comic thriller set in Canberra, Australia.
The Dickhead Does Simple Cooking
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Methods / Quick & Easy
The Dickhead returns with his unique and inspiring lessons for humankind's benefit. This time the Dickhead focuses on providing a unique insight into some simple food recipes, along with history lessons about their origins - in his very original manner. You will laugh until you wet your pants, and then laugh some more.
The Armchair Traveller
Price: Free! Words: 21,680. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of lighthearted anecdotes about Lynne's life on the farm with a succession of young foreign farm helpers.
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast - The worst political candidate we all wanted
You set the price! Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is a testament to why we really do not want our candidates to speak their minds.
The Lutheran Ladies Circle: Thanks for Leaving
Series: The Lutheran Ladies Circle, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,480. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eccentric Aunt Ula ditches the Lutheran Ladies crowded car to National Convention for a train trip to her past. She’s collecting pieces of her life. Her story of “running away” at sixteen is molded by a deeply human cast of characters as she struggles to grow up under the cloud of WWII, strict nuns and the cussing pipe fitters. She soon discovers what’s “over and done” doesn’t always stay that way
Let Loose: Dusty Deals Mystery Series: Book 4
Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,050. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Book 4 in the Dusty Deals Mystery Series. No good deed goes unpunished. The rule has kept Lucy Mathews out of trouble for most of her 29 years. That is until her part-time partner decides Lucy’s image needs a little polishing and shoves her in front of every do-good bandwagon she can find.
A Part of Things
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 27,010. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Take a stroll through memory lane! Remember the laughter and the tears! Remember the people that made you laugh, cry and become the person that you are. We are on a journey to somewhere. So relax, sit back and enjoy yourself! Add your own thoughts to the “As I Get Older” section; it’s a work in progress. I do wish you well!
The Call of Chocolate
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014 by Chardonian Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
One of the best things in life is chocolate. But sometimes, a little chocolate can turn into too much and add unwanted poundage. A break from the sweet, creamy treat can be needed. Until the break becomes too much, giving chocolate a beckoning call all its own.