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William Shakespeare’s "As You Like It": A Retelling in Prose
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 35,130. Language: American English. Published: February 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is an easy-to-read retelling of William Shakespeare's romantic comedy play titled "As You Like It." In it, Rosalind and Orlando fall instantly in love. Both need to escape separately to the Forest of Arden. There, Rosalind, in disguise as a young man named Ganymede, teaches Orlando about romantic love and how to be a proper husband for her. The romantic comedy ends with four weddings.
Bunyip vs the CWA
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: Australian English. Published: February 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A monster hunter travels to the outskirts of a small country town, tracking a rogue bunyip. Much to his surprise, the local CWA ladies are already out in force. This is a short story, suitable for both children and adults.
Little Blue Fuzzy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014 by Pentucket Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Mickey DeMarco clicks his PC's mouse on spam that promises to "Unleash the Monster in your pants," he hardly expects an actual monster to appear. Inside his boxers. Hilarity ensues when the two-inch, fuzzy blue monster learns the facts of life and tries desperately to help Mickey get laid. "I love this story." - USA Today bestselling author Kristine Kathryn Rusch BONUS STORY: "Beloved"
Tendre La Joue Gagnante
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 13. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: French. Published: February 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
Bien au delà des étoiles. le funambule acoustique se joue du temps et de l'espace en profitant d'un paysage infini, qui déroule ses possibilités, suivant la mélodie élémentaire. Dans ce treizième épisode, le fil-de-fériste s'aperçoit que si les valeurs des uns font souvent le malheur des autres, les remèdes d'inefficacité chronique se prennent toujours à forte dose.
Dani's Shorts 2
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 26,520. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Yes, it's Volume 2 of TIW shorts! Yet another collection of totally pointless exactly 500 and exactly 200 word nonsense to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
Vampire Owner's Manual
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,800. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
As a skirt chasing gambler from the old west, I met a beautiful older woman who made wild passionate love with me and then in the heat of passion turned me into a Vampire! l wrote this Vampire Owner's Manual for those who have just became one of the honored or is thinking of becoming one of the honored or just want to know more about Vampires.
That's Twice I've Laughed My Socks Off - Children's Poetry And Pictures
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Stories in Verse, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
This collection of illustrated children's poetry will have kids and their parents giggling like crazy. A fantastic world of characters and easy-to-read poetry with colourful illustrations.
See You God
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,230. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 1 review)
See You God is a one day account of cute girl of 4 years and a man of 34. Both strangers meet in almost fooling circumstances. As hours pass, the funny talks made between them turn out about roaming in the mustard fields, then in a village and finally into 'The Garden of Life'. Inside this Garden he discovers seven lampposts foretelling his future. Later he strikes the truth of little girl also.
News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
News Muse is a collection of news-related, humorous poems. Strange news inspires the author to write poems full of humor, wordplay, rhythm and rhyme. The subject matter is anything but the ordinary. One poem describes the text message of a desperate cow to her beloved; another tells the story of a tourist participating in the search for herself in Iceland. Includes links to the inspiring articles.
Planet Me: Some Sarcastic Ramblings on Anything and Everything that Amuses or Irritates - me.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,470. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Categories: Essay » Political, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A book with some stuff in it. Not for the faint hearted, this is my individual take on a wide range of situations and circumstances that have either amused or irritated me over a period of some 45 years or so, of a varied but ‘normal’ life (whatever ‘normal’ is). Some of the observations relate to big political, cultural, National or International issues; some are flippant minor irritants.
Banker Pook Confesses
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 51,090. Language: British English. Published: February 11, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a bank clerk struggles as hard as Pook does to live an eventful life, he is sure to get into trouble with the Manager. Mr Putty and his Chief Clerk, Mr.Pants, disapprove strongly of Pook’s appearance as the nude prude in an all-colour girlie film, and when Pook and our old friend Honners take the Manager to a strip club, their account goes deep into the red.
Professor Pook
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 52,240. Language: British English. Published: February 11, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Educationalists will be intrigued by Pook’s unorthodox approach to teaching in the Pop Age, when he strives to impart a knowledge of English to the D stream, who often find difficulty in using even their mother tongue. The N.U.T. and N.A.S. will be delighted by this shrewd appraisal of their problems, while the ordinary reader—Pook-addict or fresher—will revel in this lesson in laughter.
High Frequency Between the Lines Book One
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,720. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lauren Jacobs is an award winning investigative journalist. Derek Rourke is a reporter for a yellow tabloid. They meet at a rainy soaked crop circle end up in the cross hairs of a terrorist. Only a few good Druids, one con-man father and a tabloid reporter who isn't all he seems can help her save the world.
Heart River Inn
You set the price! Words: 37,590. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A mysterious photograph, lethal swans, gushy beds and a kitschy lovers resort in the Pocono Mountains. Can you say single woman in hell?
The Department of Govecation presents: The 99 Govemandments
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short parody account of some of the recent changes to English education.
Pole Shifts
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jumping from one galaxy to the next, the aerialist discovers the intricate relativeness of infinite realities and learns to rely on his imagination for a melodious stride. Confronted by repeated mood swings, the rope dancer finds in his eighth episode that in certain worlds, keeping your balance is a draining affair.
Argosy Volume 2: Pulp Modern
Series: Argosy, Vol. 2. Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 53,810. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Argosy is a revival of the classic pulp format for the digital age, publishing low-cost, quality pulp fiction in ebook format. Volume 2: Pulp Moderns features four thrilling modern-day tales of pulp adventure written by some of the best authors of the pulp revival.
I Dream of Zombies: Rose Lee's Zombie Adventures
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,660. Language: American English. Published: February 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Rose Lee is a zombie social worker, tending to her clients in post-apocalypse Hornellsville, NY. Life gets complicated when she meets a waitress, Leah Smart, who is turning into a zombie, and Alex, a zombie hunter. She stumbles upon a plot to keep the zombie population growing, which results in the kidnapping of Leah. Rose is left to discover who is a true friend, or a foe.
One Tough Summer
Series: Knightsville Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 35,290. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this novel the staff of the Knightsville veterinary hospital, plus that of the local paper, team up once again to try to understand who could be breaking in and vandalising property in the town. There are of course a few veterinary situations that occur affecting some of the pet population. As well a young pregnant woman goes missing in the middle of rain storm which deluged the area.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Three
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Here we go again into a brand new Year, and only Wonka to help Owner press on. What with Life Planners and Financial sections, surely she can make it all happen? There is the usual casting back to the ancients, those Greeks and then we come across Wonka's favourite Edward De Bono. Plan as if you have the money! But will Owner listen? And what about Baba too......read on and find out