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Dancin' Schmancin' with the Scars
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 20,350. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » General self-help, Nonfiction » Inspiration » General self-help
Humor is the theme of this satirical survival book “Dancin, Shmancin with the Scars” Finding the Humor No Matter What! Dancin is a code word for anything pleasurable in your world. Scars both physical and emotional may remain in some manner but can be minimized. Tips and techniques for feeling good are included in a special chapter on Living Ala Carte; a choice for enjoying the rest of your life.
The Great Chocolate Scam
Series: Death by Chocolate, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 59,350. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Book 3 in the Death by Chocolate series. Finally Rick has agreed to sign the divorce papers and give Lindsay her freedom! She is sitting in her lawyer’s office waiting for him when she gets the call. Rick is dead. Murdered by a bomb that blew up his car in his own driveway. Come for the Cookie Dough Cheesecake Bars, stay for the murder, mayhem and fun!
The Sicilian Undead
Series: Tony Manichino, Vampire Detective, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,190. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012 by eXtasy Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a powerful vampire leader hands out penalties, it is terrifying, like thunder and lightning, and even the demons and spirits cannot undo his work: Eliade.
Plain Funny
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,700. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Plain Funny, is a collection of jokes, tales and anecdotes matched to illustrations. The humour found in Plain Funny is suitable for all ages and ranges from pure fiction to borderline fact. No group is excluded when an opportunity to poke fun at its members is presented. If you don't have a sense of humour you should not read this book.
A Very Good Year - To Learn About Wine
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 39,710. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Beverages - Wine & Spirits, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Beverages - Wine & Spirits
Why learn about wine? Fun, wanting to seem sophisticated, business entertaining, a desire to learn new things… There are probably as many reasons as there are wine-lovers. Join two old friends, one an expert, the other a complete amateur in their real conversations as they spent a very good year learning about wine - an unpretentious, amusing and straight-forward guide to the world of wine.
Heaven Is Not Like Carnoustie
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,430. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Comedy about the End of the World - Colin Kelly is seeing things, mainly angels. Most troubling is the Archangel Gabriel who visits Colin's quiet suburban garden to tell him that he is now the prophet for the third millennium; and to steal cookies. The Four Horsemen are approaching, will mankind listen to the Word of Colin before it's all too late?
Don't Cry for me Margarita
Price: Free! Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The plan was simple. Succeed and be promoted, fail and be fired. An ill-advised night of drinking to celebrate a co-workers birthday leaves Jack scrambling the day of the big presentation. A comedy of errors threatens to derail his day and his job as one crisis after anothers calls for his attention, least of which is his tiny dog with a big heart Bruiser.
The Obsession Express
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,240. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The friends do go on a road trip, but one’s trying to hook up with his obsession girl, and the other one is torn between the safe girl, or the one who’s a little psycho. Nah, a lot psycho. Umm, really really psycho, but the sex is so good, it's hard to stop.
The Official Rules: Dieting
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the rules about donuts? When’s it OK to eat chocolate? What do the rules say if no one sees you eat something? When is it best to step onto the bathroom scales? What are the rules for food licked from spoons when cooking? Not sure? Then you need The Official Rule Book for Dieting. It’s life’s unwritten rules, written down.
Love, Babylonian Style
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 910. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A shy academic learns the unexpected secret of appealing to the opposite sex.
Sarah's Queen Anne Bar and Sometime Interplanetary Travel Agency
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,720. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012 by Towhee Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Sarah's bar doubles as an interplanetary waystation for visiting aliens. When a cat, a crow and a four-foot blob of talking green goo walk into the bar, and the gooball informs Sarah and her otherworldly bartender that it needs transportation off Earth right now (or the Earth is doomed -- of course), her only recourse is the emergency portal in the basement. The one she calls "The Vortex of Hell."
The Toilet Paper Conspiracy
Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Terrorists have decided to hit the West where it will hurt the most: their bowels. Now two super spies will teach the terrorists a lesson they will never forget: No body touches our toilet paper and lives to tell the tale. The Toilet Paper Conspiracy is a 5300 word short story, starring Jack and Shakespeare.
I Pay Your Wages! A Beginners Guide to the Police Service 2014
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,160. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Careers, Nonfiction » Reference » Careers
Thinking of a police career? Occasionally frightening, but always exciting, PC Surname guides you all the way from application, through training, and on to what a new police recruit really gets up to out on the streets. Cross the police line for a unique, humorous and accurate insight into front line policing in the UK, whilst learning essential police powers, procedures and policies as you go.
A Tickle in the Funny Bone
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,850. Language: Canadian English. Published: November 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A dozen of Jack's funniest blog posts, mostly April Fool's tricks and the readers' hilarious responses. Also several other funny columns that will give readers the option to laugh.
Mistletoe and Wine
Series: Christmas Comedy Trilogy, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,190. Language: British English. Published: November 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Molly Compton is spending the holidays with her family, but she is not looking forward to it after what happened to her last year. So even with a sprig of mistletoe in one hand and a wine in the other, it still sees Molly dreading having the Christmas from hell. But could she end up having the time of her life instead? This funny novella contains lots of Christmas cheer and festive fun throughout.
Sugar Maples
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,210. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Consigned to a nursing home whose elderly, frail residents are disrespected and mistreated by staff and terrorized by neighborhood toughs, a retired military man decides he isn't going to take it any more. Then, when an ailing ex-convict, a sophisticated con man with nothing to lose, joins the home, the stage is set for sweet revenge, as well as a last chance at romance.
An Honest Mistake: A Humor Tale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,490. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Two sisters Heather and Sara Donavan are happily preparing for the holidays. With both of their parents gone for the afternoon to complete some shopping, the sisters are wrapping gifts, listening to music, eating treats and playing with their adorable new puppy named Daley. Soon, Heather and Sara's holiday celebration is interrupted by the arrival of their obnoxious older brother named Oliver.
Condoom in de regen
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: Dutch. Published: November 18, 2012 by e-Publikant. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maanden nadat zijn relatie op de klippen is gelopen, heeft een student voor het eerst weer een meisje in zijn bed. Dan komt hij tot de verschrikkelijke ontdekking dat hij geen condoom heeft.
By Any Means
Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Philip and the Fortune Teller
Series: Philip and Emery, Book 8. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,490. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012 by Gypsy Shadow Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men
Philip and Emery race the clock to avert disaster when a gypsy gives them three wishes which turn into a nightmare.