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The Cat is Back!
By Michael White
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A contemporary short story with a slight fantasy twist. The second in a series of short stories available for a dollar or a pound. Designed to last a train or bus journey and less expensive than the designer coffee you bought to last the journey. There is a slight element of humour involved with the story, and please note - no cats were harmed during the writing of this story!
Unspent Time - Omnibus
By Graham Parke
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,230. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive to the opposite sex and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%* (*These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence.) From the award winning author of ‘No Hope for Gomez!’ comes a collection of 20 impossible tales.
Barely Legal
By Nikki Duvall
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 66,840. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Meredith Evans is risking her position in the Cook County Public Defender’s office by paying off her student loans as Misty, an exotic dancer at a south side strip club. When Admiral Evans discovers his daughter’s dirty little secret, he calls in a favor from Assistant D.A. Paul Kaplan-get his little girl off the stage. This may be the best assignment Kaplan has had in years.
Voodoo Love Song
By Richard Daybell
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 55,810. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
At Disney World, Paul is picked up by a five-foot duck named Huey. Duckness proves skin deep, however, for Huey the Duck is really Huey the Girl, who leads Paul astray and to Key West. While sailing, they are marooned on a tropical island. Idyllic, except for the pirates, pythons and panthers, voodoo, men who have passed through the earth twice, and things that go bump in the Caribbean night.
Jake's Take
By Bradley Meyer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 69,490. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Told in a compelling, driving voice, this wise-cracking first-person narrative is fraught with friction. This is literary Noir, ever edgy yet free of any gratuitously high body counts or self-satisfied mugging to the audience. Even as premonitions of love and money seem to be panning out, the stakes keep getting raised and the proverbial lid keeps slamming shut unexpectedly on Jake's fingers.
More Agonising Golf
By Kay Wall
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,070. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Golf's premier agony aunt/coach, Ms Kallas-Way, returns to answer more of those questions you're too embarrassed to ask your pro.
Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
By Oleg Medvedkov
Price: Free! Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!
The Honesties of Love
By Bruce Kellner
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 67,800. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012 by Mondial. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this comedy of bad manners, the ill-matched parents of too young newly-weds Billy and Ann Richardson politely collide in a series of encounters guaranteed to insure catastrophe, when a wry college professor, a glamorous real estate agent, a randy plumber, and a frustrated housewife politely face off on some social and sexual battlefields.
Deal With Life’s Stress With a Little Humor
By Cindy Argiento
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 26,590. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Deal With Life’s Stress With A Little Humor holds 50 humor columns and is sure to have you rolling in the aisles with laughter or at least bring a smile to your lips and heart. In these crazy and troubled times we can all use a little laughter and this book will make you forget your troubles, at least for awhile. The book is cheap, but the memories – priceless.
Pinligt
By Per Holbo
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,920. Language: Danish. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mød Fødselsmafiaen, en rottefælde, en ukrudtsbrænder, en giraf, Jydske betjente, et Dankort på afveje, en slagfærdig ældre dame med stok og meget mere i denne samling af små historier, der nok skal give dig noget at grine af. "Pinligt" er nummer to i serien "Holbohistorier" af Per Holbo og handler om alle de mange pinlige ting, vi kommer ud for i hverdagen - nåja, måske ikke os alle sammen...?
The Shit-Eater Blues
By Terry Hayman
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: February 29, 2012 by Fiero Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
He may look like a simple starfish, but Ll-ll is an extraterrestrial orphan, a Child of the Gng, possessed a sense of wonder and a gastronomic appreciation of human excrement. But when he manages to use his vocalizing air bladder to attract the attention of a blues musician whose toilet he inhabits, Ll-ll discovers his true destiny.
Tappo Colorato e Altri Ricordi Vaghi
By J G Sapodilla
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: Italian. Published: February 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mi chiedete, cosa ne pensano gli stranieri, il resto del mondo, di Volturara Irpina. Ebbene un giorno capita da queste parti un camioncino ambulante abusivo e gli compro un mazzo di teste d’aglio, risultate poi mezze marce. - Di dove sei? - Montella. - Ah, sei vicino a Volturara Irpina, che ne pensi di quella brava gente? Sinceri e faticatori, non è vero? - No. Falsi e mariuoli.
My brother's Half-Crown
By Brendan Gerad O'Brien
Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 2,000 words. In Ireland 1942, you made your own fun! Anyway, my turn came and I threw the shovel the highest, but this time it came straight back down like a guillotine and it took the tip off my brother’s nose. We all froze in horror. Then my sister picked up the tip and stuck it back on his face a second before the scream came.
The Monster's Lair
By Stephen Jennison-Smith
Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Arthur and Sid in a mini adventure.
Burning Ambition: It Starts at Home
By Kate Russell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joe Charles Baker's life has been miserable ever since the meddlesome aliens landed. As their self-improvement books hit the best seller list, his wife becomes their biggest fan. Will her efforts to better their lives be appreciated? Or will the whole thing go up in smoke? "Burning Ambition" is a 1,200 word humorous short story.
Putz Of The Century
By Jon Tucker
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 43,950. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Do you remember the ONE MOMENT that changed the direction of your life? Neither does Irving Rosen. He’s not even aware such a moment exists.
Mr. Drayo's Visit
By Michael Canfield
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,420. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012 by Vauk House Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Folk considered Andy a hero–not to mention the luckiest man alive–after he survives a terrible ordeal. At least that's the way that the TV people choose to describe him. Andy won’t argue, especially when they pay cash for interviews. But when a mysterious visitor arrives at Andy’s trailer with a last…rather peculiar…offer, who will make out better in this once-in-a-lifetime deal? With bonus story.
Z14
By Jim Chaseley
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,300. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Z14 is a cyborg, he’s a killer and he’s a collector of cuddly toys. Killing humans is wrong, he knows that. But it just feels right, somehow, almost like he was made to do it – and it pays really well. Z14 is an offbeat science fiction romp, with strong characters battling against a dangerous, if somewhat daft, alien plot. You may chuckle, you may grimace - sometimes both together.
Searching For Victory
By Anne Bellamy
Price: $5.95 USD. Words: 53,720. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do 3 angry men, a former flame turned stalker and a man dressed as Marilyn Monroe have in common? They're all part of Vicki Mercer's life. She thought her friends were amusing, but when her own life gets interesting, she can't ignore the pattern emerging. Can she grow a backbone and get a life? And just how, exactly, do you kill a moose with your head?
Affection for Crime
By T. M. Smith
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 80,120. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Las Vegas Gazette crime columnist Maggie Hall, through clever journalistic questioning or blind bumbling, follows a bribery scandal that leads to two murders and attempts on her own life. A native Las Vegan and combination of Luella Parsons, Scarlett O’Hara, and Typhoid Mary, Maggie realizes she’s on the trail of the hottest story of her career and, coincidentally, the two hottest men.